Toast & Roast

Toast & Roast

By Geoffrey Chong, Georgie CookeComedySociety & CultureLeisureHobbies
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Toast & Roast episodes

  • 76: The trouble with being on time

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    Bring back the Nokia 3315! What starts as a potential story about Georgie's recent holiday to New Zealand turns into a discussion about getting to places on time (with a dash of TV show reference), how it's hard for people to change their habits/personalities and more!

    • https://dollarsandsense.sg/business/what-is-the-average-working-hours-in-singapore
    • Chinese developers use GitHub to protest long work hours
    • Tweet about Gen Z and filesystems (original author has made content private; discussion still exists though)
    • Light Phone

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (we don’t really use this!)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    45 min
  • 75: It’s in the (rolling) bag

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    Let’s roll—our hosts discuss backpacks vs. roller suitcases, store credit vs. refunds, and complain about social media again. 

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (let’s admit we have kind of been way too frustrated by this one to want to post on it)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    44 min
  • 74: Aurally not orally

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    A smidge of controversy as we poke into what historical developments might have encouraged the rise of religion, and sexism towards women, before jumping into modern day phenomena like mukbang and ASMR.

    • Codebar
    • Enthusiastic Guy
    • ASMR
    • Aurally
    • The Bentist
    • The Psychology of Mukbang Watching

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (let’s admit we have kind of been way too frustrated by this one to want to post on it)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    42 min
  • 73: The mind of a serial killer

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    When did humans know fingerprints could be used for identification? We talk about crime, practical jokes, and various television drama and science fiction series. Content warning: Mentions of murder and sexual acts.

    • the small of the/one's back
    • Modus Operandi: Meaning and Understanding a Business' M.O.
    • MindHunter
    • When did we figure out fingerprints identified people
    • High jinks
    • Alienist
    • Sherlock BBC
    • Doctor Who "Reboot" (2005-)
    • Doctor Who (1963)
    • Silicon Valley
    • Stargate SG-1
    • Futurama
    • Vampire Diaries
    • How to Kill a Vampire in a Fictional Work
    • Medical drama shows 2005

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (let’s admit we have kind of been way too frustrated by this one to want to post on it)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    44 min
  • 72: Rollercoasters of doom

    Trigger warning: Death and rollercoaster accidents are mentioned in this episode.

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    “Scary” means different things to different people, especially in the context of rollercoasters. We find what our hosts love and enjoy, and 100% do not enjoy, in a rollercoaster, and touch on some unfortunate theme park incidents.

    • Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
    • Space Mountain
    • Disney Land Paris Space Mountain (all black)
    • Passengers trapped mid-ride on Sea World’s Leviathan
    • Expedition Everest
    • Journey to the Center of the Earth
    • DC RIVALS HYPERCOASTER
    • Dreamworld deaths
    • Thunder River Rapids Ride
    • Wet n Wold TORNADO
    • Wet n Wild review: River Rapids was disgusting
    • Pixar Pal-A-Round at Disney California Adventure
    • Wet n Wild Aqua Loop
    • ZORB Rotorua in New Zealand

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (let’s admit we have kind of been way too frustrated by this one to want to post on it)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    46 min
  • 71: UWT: Universal World Time

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    Welcome to 2023. Your favourite roasters (not coffee roasters) are back. We talk about the end of the earth, aeronautical engineering, and timezones—touching on, but avoiding too much about software engineering problems.

    • Back to the Future
    • Aeronautical engineering
    • nautical
    • Cosmic Speed Limit
    • Year 2000 problem
    • Why Is There Only One Time Zone in China?
    • Eurostar

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (let’s admit we have kind of been way too frustrated by this one to want to post on it)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    41 min
  • 70: Last of 2022

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    For our last episode of 2022, we try and peruse the most controversial things in 2022 but end up discussing social media gripes, recycling unwanted items, and whether occasionwear is really necessary.

    • Top Trending Topics (2022 & 2023)
    • Oura ring
    • Why I Stopped Wearing an OURA Ring
    • King of Queens
    • Cubic Zirconia
    • Purple sapphire engagement/wedding ring
    • Sezane
    • Drunk elephant

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (let’s admit we have kind of been way too frustrated by this one to want to post on it)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    41 min
  • 69: Budget cleaning

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    Substitutes for household cleaning products, partners at Christmas parties, and obnoxiously promoting our podcast if we can. Views are our own and not of our employer’s. 🙃

    • Weis Mango and Ice Cream bar
    • Bicarb soda and vinegar explanation
    • Koh cleaning
    • Web Directions

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (let’s admit we have kind of been way too frustrated by this one to want to post on it)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    35 min
  • 68: Breaking the ice

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    Fun facts, fun stick, pools, parties (but not pools and parties), and our thoughts on vlogging—your non-conventional podcasters are back for another episode.

    • Slack Huddles
    • May 1998 Riots of Indonesia
    • Bago Maze

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (let’s admit we have kind of been way too frustrated by this one to want to post on it)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    42 min
  • 67: Going on a binge

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    From the TV show binge to the burger binge, we chat about some of our favourite (questionably appropriate) childhood cartoons we both watched and were banned from watching.

    • Dragon Ball Z
    • The Big Bang Theory
    • Friends
    • Scrubs
    • How I Met Your Mother
    • The Simpsons
    • Futurama
    • South Park
    • South Park WoW meme (link to image)
    • Lucky Charms
    • IGA, supermarket in Australia
    • Bar Luca, eatery in Sydney
    • Suburgia, burger joint in Redfern

    Social media

    Toast & Roast:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram (let’s admit we have kind of been way too frustrated by this one to want to post on it)

    Georgie:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Geoff:

    • Twitter
    • Instagram

    Email us at [email protected]!

    44 min

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Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and…