Toast & Roast

Toast & Roast

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  • 86: A bad case of grooming

    CONTENT WARNING: Mentions of child pornography and grooming of children

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    We discuss shitty comment sections on social media, and incidents where people were, or could be, unexpectedly in trouble with the law.

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    48 min
  • 85: This Podcast's Toast

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    Cows wearing sweaters, Ubers vs taxis, and garden mazes for the rich.

    • Disguised Toast
    • When We Are Together
    • CultureAmp: Trust people to make decisions
    • Taxi licences:
      • New South Wales, Australia
      • USA
    • NSW Police trying to understand motive behind alleged kidnapping, torture
    • Mayfield Garden
      • Map
    • Shabaz Says
    • Cruz Corral

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    46 min
  • 84: Freedom Dumpings

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    This week we’re skipping graduation ceremonies, and having a say in the country’s future.

    • bang bang by jessie j and this australian jingle are identical

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    43 min
  • 83: Emotional damage

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    Dodgy markets, software engineer stereotypes, and lies you’d tell your past self.

    • Sydney Streets on Harris Street
    • Kirribilli Markets
    • GLEBE MARKETS
    • Top 2 Most Expensive Chess Sets In the World
    • Chess Is Booming! And Our Servers Are Struggling.
    • You Think You Know Me (card game)
    • WE'RE NOT REALLY STRANGERS CARD GAME
    • REFLEX 1: CONVERSATION CARDS
    • Steven He
    • communitychannel

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    45 min
  • 82: Georgie on tour

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    All out on concerts and entertainment, fair ticket pricing, and scepticism around DJs.

    • Richard Dawkins
    • Neil deGrasse Tyson
    • We found the cheapest tickets for all 52 Taylor Swift ‘Eras’ concerts
    • Travis Scott concert victims were crushed, accidentally suffocated
    • Ticketek
    • Supanova
    • Humble Bundle
    • 10 Years Ago: Radiohead's Big 'In Rainbows' Gamble Pays Off
    • Inside Out

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  • 81: A serious talk about flat breads

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    Quality food, last meals, and roasting westernised Chinese food.

    • Zilver
    • Why Money Correlates With Emotional Wellbeing
    • The Difference Between 'i.e.' and 'e.g.'
    • Locavore
    • What Is Mutually Exclusive?
    • CAPE GRIM BEEF
    • Sizzler shuts shop in Australia but leaves behind going away present for its cheese toast fans
    • Toastiesmith
    • Sandoitchi Cafe
    • What is the difference of roti canai and roti prata?

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    46 min
  • 80: The case of the missing plane

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    Conferences and tech giants, free shit that isn’t actually free, and the MH370.

    • Head on Fire
    • Body Neutrality: What is it and why is it important?
    • Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
    • Peter principle
    • MH370 EXPERT SLAMS NEW NETFLIX SERIES
    • MH370 families urge new search for missing Malaysia plane

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    46 min
  • 79: Elevators in your house

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    We need sponsors to pay for installing lifts in our house, please enquire within.

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    37 min
  • 78: Squashin’ balls

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    We try to figure out where “balls to the wall” came from, and talk about some of Australia’s “firsts”.

    • Madama Butterfly
    • Hamilton
    • Barber of Seville
    • La Traviata
    • Cluedo
    • I Just Learned What "Balls To The Wall" Actually Refers To And I Feel Dirty AF
    • Top 10 Aussie firsts we’ve never heard of

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    43 min
  • 77: The great bag discussion

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    Roll up, roll up—or carry that backpack up. This week, we’re all about airport screenings and avoiding checking in luggage.

    • Bellroy Transit Backpack Plus
    • EVERYDAY BACKPACK
    • TRAVEL BACKPACK 45L
    • Virgin Carry-on baggage
    • The Single Edge SE

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    43 min

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Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and…