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- 46: Peering into our neighbour's apartments
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Discovering that melting and dissolving are two separate things, an intercom that you will never lose the key for, and causally watching our neighbouring apartments.
- Melting and dissolving difference explained
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42 min - 45: Can't find the right place to stay
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Can't get away from the cold and chores, like washing clothes, cause Airbnb's new design is so bad we can't find anywhere to go for a good price.
- Airbnb
- How to Clean and Care for Cast Iron Cookware
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46 min - 44: Ooh la la!
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We have roasted a couple of controversial things and skated on thin ice in the past, but for the first time we delve into what may be questionably NSFW (not safe for work). Mature audiences only. Discussions on the definitoon of "child-like appearances" in context of "child porn" but feel free to skip to 8:30 for more suacy topics like FWP changing to Windows and making websites work witout JavaScript.
- petitesluxures on Instagram (NSFW illustrations and art)
- Burlesque (Wikipedia entry) (some images NSFW)
- Zettai ryōiki “absolute territory” (Wikipedia entry) (some images potentially NSFW)
- Duolingo (SFW!)
- Native Korean Speedruns Duolingo Korean (but it gets heated) (video) (SFW!)
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44 min - 43: Books vs Movies
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We debate the age old topic, “are the books better than the movies”? In which ex-bookworm Georgie chides Geoff for not knowing that The Great Gatsby is a book, additionally we both argue over how long or short a chapter in a book is “allowed” to be and we smoothly transition into an update about the mould in Geoff’s place.
- Damp Rid
Books/Movies
- The Great Gatsby (Book)
- The Great Gatsby (Movie)
- Dune (2021) (Movie)
- Dune (Book)
- To Kill a Mockingbird (Book)
- Ender's Game (Book)
- Ender's Game (Movie)
- The King's Avatar (Novel)
- The King's Avatar (TV Series)
- Lockie Leonard (TV Series)
- Star Wars watch order
- Fast and Furious watch order
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43 min - 42: 6 × 9 = 42: The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything
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We discover the lies they told us about Monopoly rules in our childhood, and ponder the intricacies of how exactly different people add numbers in their head, and debate over how to measure an apparent pinch of salt.
Disclaimer: The fact that we talked about mathematics in episode 42 was entirely unplanned. Find out more about why 42 is the answer to The Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.
- Monopoly house rules
- University rankings
- Shooting Stars meme
- Tweet thread about imperial measurements
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44 min - 41: In which a tick means “incorrect”
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Escaping the sun's rays and counting our lucky stars that we don't vlog every day of our lives. We also learn about Georgie’s first ever job.
- Casey Neistat
- Sunglass Hut
- Gentle Monster sunglasses
- Kumon
Universities mentioned in Australia:
- University of Western Australia (UWA)
- University of Sydney (USYD)
- University of Technology, Sydney (UTS)
- Western Sydney University (WSU)—previously University of Western Sydney (UWS)
- Australian National University (ANU)
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49 min - 40: Publishing this episode was definitely automated
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We question the security of our technology and react to a few stories about scammers, hackers and even a case of a personal friend's identity theft. Stay digitally safe out there everyone.
- Man’s phone is stolen and he finds photos of a man with an orange tree, “I Followed My Stolen iPhone Across The World, Became A Celebrity In China, And Found A Friend For Life”
- Mat Honan’s story of being hacked in 2012, “How Apple and Amazon Security Flaws Led to My Epic Hacking”
- Tweet about Booking website using arbitrary number to generate panic
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45 min - 39: In which we make a dozen tangents
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An episode of boundless tangents starting from "everyday" cults, trusting the people who make the things we need, and an adventure of collecting surcharges as Geoff and his partner attempt to grocery shop.
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47 min - 38: Is a hotdog a sandwich? TL;DL: Yes.
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Should tweets have an edit button? Hotdogs are sandwiches, but is sushi a sandwich? What other clickbait do we need to save each other from?
- Geoff’s plant growing out of the drain (photo)
- Damn You Autocorrect (has not been updated in a while)
- Know Your Meme
- “how is prangent formed?” – typos on Yahoo answers (this was the “pregnant typo meme” Georgie mentioned) (video)
- r/savedyouaclick
- 5/7 rating meme
- Sandwich alignment chart (image)
- Sushi types
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44 min - 37: Download this podcast episode before your next flight
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Can you survive a flight without being connected to the internet? Will you surrender your phone to enjoy a meal with your significant other? Have we escaped an escape room together and what was our lost episode 10 really about? Perhaps there's more questions than answers?
- The Mill, San Francisco
- The Grounds, Sydney (events space)
- Bistecca (restaurant)
- The Gidley (restaurant)
- Can You Name a Country on Jimmy Kimmel (video)
- Singaporean Student Hard Carries His Team On UK TV Quiz Show (video)
- Time and Attention podcast
- GeoGuessr
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About Toast & Roast
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Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and…
respectful. If you want to eavesdrop on two people “talking shit”, we are the podcast for you.