Toast & Roast

By Geoffrey Chong, Georgie Cooke

Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and resp... more

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The podcast currently has 162 episodes available.

Toast & Roast episodes:

November 28, 202122: The pitfalls of hiking
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Taking a weekend road trip, the perils of driving slightly tired in the past and the dangers of hiking for the gram.
Content warning: mentions of suicide.
Fiumelatte
Sea cliff bridge, NSW
Deaths at the illegal hike (news article)
Dragon Back hike
Victoria Peak
Georgie’s hike in Kaliurang (blog post)
Zion National Park / Angel’s Landing on Utah website or Wikipedia
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51min
November 21, 202121: We are definitely not car people
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Content warning: There are some recounts of driving related accidents and anxiety in this episode.
Two “I’m not a car person” people talk about cars, learning to drive, and road incidents that have shaken them. And not a single mention of parallel parking.
Parramatta Road (Wikipedia article)
Egg yolk in mouse joke
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42min
November 14, 202120: Introverts and clubs do not mix
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We can't emphasise how much we dislike going to clubs and participating in pointless social holidays.
April Fool’s Day
Halloween
Silent discos
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54min
November 07, 202119: The taste of video game victory
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We discuss our histories of video games, PCs, consoles, and Macs; about how this podcast isn’t going anywhere; about the taste of soap and glue; and – true to form – talk about toasters and revisit the crumpet story.
Wildfire Swap
Duke Nukem 3D
Quake series
King’s Quest
Spyro
Harvest Moon
Gartic phone
Saizeriya
UHU Glue
Bostik Blu Stik
Clag (apparently owned by Bostik)
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54min
October 31, 202118: What’s in a name?
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The age old trials of communicating our names to people. Geoff with a G, Georgie with an i-e. What do our names mean, where did they come from, and how.
“Mark with a C”
AITA for changing my name? my parents named me Qur'stylle (Chrystal)?
Having a non-white name (ProZD YouTube video)
How to name your baby properly (vlogbrothers YouTube video)
Artemis Fowl
Artemis
Leliana
Layla
Laika
Plug for Georgie’s site
Plug for Georgie’s blog
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58min
October 24, 202117: FOMO isn’t real
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Expensive concert tickets, trying to nab a PS5, trying not to fangirl at your first ever gig, and RIP iPod Classic. Let Georgie know if you got tickets to The Wiggles. Which band do you want to see reunite?
The Wiggles
AKB48
Armor For Sleep
Ben Jorgensen
Hey Geronimo
Anberlin
Endless Heights
Classic by MKTO (YouTube video)
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46min
October 17, 202116: We’ve been eating crumpets wrong our whole lives
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How we go from piercings to food could be called an art. We go further than we have before with gastronomy: “correct” ways of eating things, Georgie’s emphatic response to an ill-tasting beverage, how Geoff tries to be healthy, toast spreads, bread thicker than a pile of pancakes, and educate Geoff on how to cook a soft-boiled egg. Get ready for some (literally) hot takes.
Arnotts Shapes biscuits
Types of ear piercings
Pips Doughnuts Portland
Top Juice
Boost (trippy website)
Din Tai Fung
Bovril
Vegemite
Marmite
"Bovril competitor" Vimbos
Fairy bread
Hagelslag (Dutch sprinkles on toast)
Cultural appropriation foods around the world (video)
Dim sims (Australian)
Potato Tongs
Potato Clips
And many more we probably missed!
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1h 10min
October 03, 202115: When your hairdresser leaves you
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This episode: Geoff suffers (once again) at the hands of incompetent delivery service, Georgie gets ghosted by her eyebrow-lady, Geoff says goodbye to sandwich shop owners and who is Sean?
No notes to be seen, as its an entirely original story based episode!
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49min
September 26, 202114: A day in the life of reselling our shit
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Somehow managed to stay on topic for 90% of this episode, as we dive into the good and the bad and the questionable experiences we've had reselling our items on various platforms.
Airpods
MacBook vertical dock
Gumtree
Island in the Sun, by Weezer (YouTube video)
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1h 12min
September 19, 202113: We can't recollect stories for shit
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We start strong with some movie references, but quickly tangent into a conversation about how people find it difficult to recollect traumatic memories, let alone correctly recollect regular stories... Which extends into us attempting to recollect phones we used to own. Full disclaimer: none of what we talk about may be correct in the slightest.
22 Jump Street (YouTube video)
Pennywise from IT—“hey Georgie” reference (YouTube video)
Geoff’s old Phones:
Nokia N97
HTC Desire HD
Georgie‘s old Phones (chronological):
Nokia 3315
Nokia 3120
iPhone 3GS
Sony Ericsson T715 (does not have a Wikipedia page!)
Samsung Galaxy Note II
Samsung Galaxy Ace
iPhone 4S
iPhone 5c (yes, she went there)
iPhone 6s
iPhone 7
iPhone 12 mini (current)
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1h 2min

FAQs about Toast & Roast:

How many episodes does Toast & Roast have?

The podcast currently has 162 episodes available.