Toast & Roast

Toast & Roast

By Geoffrey Chong, Georgie CookeComedySociety & CultureLeisureHobbies
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  • 26: New year, same podcast

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    After a short few seasons greetings, we return to our same unscripted podcast talking about addicting mobile games, getting banned from online video games, online reselling horror stories, super ironic money art being sold as NFTs and physical pieces.

    • Wordle
    • Wildfire Swap
    • Neopets
    • Genshin Impact
    • Habbo Hotel
    • Memebank
    • Red Hongyi (artist)

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    50 min
  • 25: Merry Shitmas

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    A time for giving of ANY kind as we give the gift of why you shouldn't give gifts.

    Not sponsored at all: Malware Bytes

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    59 min
  • 24: Overrated shopping malls and Malaysian delights

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    Growing up near the “second CBD of Sydney”, revisiting it after many developments, getting lost in shopping malls and a unique Malaysian experience in Sydney.

    • Parramatta (Google Maps link)
    • Durian

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    52 min
  • 23: Video social media is going down the tubes

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    Old school YouTube channels turning into mega corporations with boring videos, the cost of unique holiday experiences, and glorified simplicities.

    ProZD videos:

    • youtubers are so helpful
    • the anti-youtuber
    • youtube

    Other YouTube channels:

    • psych2go
    • Vlogbrothers (still going strong!)
    • Smosh
    • communitychannel
    • Nigahiga
    • Philip DeFranco

    Other links:

    • Alex Day Wikipedia page (so we found out after the fact that Alex Day was involved in some serious controversy in the past decade since Georgie stopped regularly watching YouTube)

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    48 min
  • 22: The pitfalls of hiking

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    Taking a weekend road trip, the perils of driving slightly tired in the past and the dangers of hiking for the gram.
    Content warning: mentions of suicide.

    • Fiumelatte
    • Sea cliff bridge, NSW
    • Deaths at the illegal hike (news article)
    • Dragon Back hike
    • Victoria Peak
    • Georgie’s hike in Kaliurang (blog post)
    • Zion National Park / Angel’s Landing on Utah website or Wikipedia

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    51 min
  • 21: We are definitely not car people

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    Content warning: There are some recounts of driving related accidents and anxiety in this episode.

    Two “I’m not a car person” people talk about cars, learning to drive, and road incidents that have shaken them. And not a single mention of parallel parking.

    • Parramatta Road (Wikipedia article)
    • Egg yolk in mouse joke

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    42 min
  • 20: Introverts and clubs do not mix

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    We can't emphasise how much we dislike going to clubs and participating in pointless social holidays. 

    • April Fool’s Day 
    • Halloween
    • Silent discos

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    54 min
  • 19: The taste of video game victory

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    We discuss our histories of video games, PCs, consoles, and Macs; about how this podcast isn’t going anywhere; about the taste of soap and glue; and – true to form – talk about toasters and revisit the crumpet story.

    • Wildfire Swap
    • Duke Nukem 3D
    • Quake series
    • King’s Quest
    • Spyro
    • Harvest Moon
    • Gartic phone
    • Saizeriya
    • UHU Glue
    • Bostik Blu Stik
    • Clag (apparently owned by Bostik)

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    54 min
  • 18: What’s in a name?

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    The age old trials of communicating our names to people. Geoff with a G, Georgie with an i-e. What do our names mean, where did they come from, and how.

    • “Mark with a C”
    • AITA for changing my name? my parents named me Qur'stylle (Chrystal)?
    • Having a non-white name (ProZD YouTube video)
    • How to name your baby properly (vlogbrothers YouTube video)
    • Artemis Fowl
    • Artemis
    • Leliana
    • Layla
    • Laika
    • Plug for Georgie’s site
    • Plug for Georgie’s blog

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    58 min
  • 17: FOMO isn’t real

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    Expensive concert tickets, trying to nab a PS5, trying not to fangirl at your first ever gig, and RIP iPod Classic. Let Georgie know if you got tickets to The Wiggles. Which band do you want to see reunite?

    • The Wiggles
    • AKB48
    • Armor For Sleep
    • Ben Jorgensen
    • Hey Geronimo
    • Anberlin
    • Endless Heights
    • Classic by MKTO (YouTube video)

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    46 min

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Join Geoff and Georgie as they rant through life’s greatest First World Problems, every Monday! We aim to entertain by being brutally honest and unfiltered, but at the same time being genuine and…