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How we go from piercings to food could be called an art. We go further than we have before with gastronomy: “correct” ways of eating things, Georgie’s emphatic response to an ill-tasting beverage, how Geoff tries to be healthy, toast spreads, bread thicker than a pile of pancakes, and educate Geoff on how to cook a soft-boiled egg. Get ready for some (literally) hot takes.

• Arnotts Shapes biscuits
• Types of ear piercings
• Pips Doughnuts Portland
• Top Juice
• Boost (trippy website)
• Din Tai Fung
• Bovril
• Vegemite
• Marmite
• "Bovril competitor" Vimbos
• Fairy bread
• Hagelslag (Dutch sprinkles on toast)
• Cultural appropriation foods around the world (video)
• Dim sims (Australian)
• Potato Tongs
• Potato Clips

And many more we probably missed!

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This episode: Geoff suffers (once again) at the hands of incompetent delivery service, Georgie gets ghosted by her eyebrow-lady, Geoff says goodbye to sandwich shop owners and who is Sean?

No notes to be seen, as its an entirely original story based episode!

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Somehow managed to stay on topic for 90% of this episode, as we dive into the good and the bad and the questionable experiences we've had reselling our items on various platforms.

• Airpods
• MacBook vertical dock
• Gumtree
• Island in the Sun, by Weezer (YouTube video)

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We start strong with some movie references, but quickly tangent into a conversation about how people find it difficult to recollect traumatic memories, let alone correctly recollect regular stories... Which extends into us attempting to recollect phones we used to own. Full disclaimer: none of what we talk about may be correct in the slightest.

• 22 Jump Street (YouTube video)
• Pennywise from IT—“hey Georgie” reference (YouTube video)

Geoff’s old Phones:

• Nokia N97
• HTC Desire HD

Georgie‘s old Phones (chronological):

• Nokia 3315
• Nokia 3120
• iPhone 3GS
• Sony Ericsson T715 (does not have a Wikipedia page!)
• Samsung Galaxy Note II
• Samsung Galaxy Ace
• iPhone 4S
• iPhone 5c (yes, she went there)
• iPhone 6s
• iPhone 7
• iPhone 12 mini (current)

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Georgie finally tells us why she hates ASOS, customer services and how we're offended as software engineers for being told we can't use software.

Also, Georgie happens to be looking for a denim skirt (4 years later) on eBay, but her budget is probably $36.

• ASOS

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How we are sucked into advertising, jingles, chocolate and a strange fixated obsession with how this smart water jug on Kickstarter works.

• Toyota Hilux advertisement (YouTube video)
• “Killing a Toyota Hilux” on Top Gear: 
Part 1 (YouTube video)
• “Killing a Toyota Hilux” on Top Gear: 
Part 2 (YouTube video)
• “Killing a Toyota Hilux” on Top Gear: 
Part 3 (YouTube video)
• Aeroplane Jelly (YouTube video)
• Some fancy ass pitcher/jug on Kickstarter
• Washing machine total carnage (YouTube video)
• Cadbury “Gorilla advertisement” (YouTube video)
• Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough (Official Video) ft. Alex Cameron, Molly Lewis, Jimmy Barnes (YouTube video)

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The inevitable episode on TV Shows and Movies, covering questions everyone's been asking like: Why Georgie really doesn’t like movies, never finished watching Breaking Bad, and knows the entire dialogue to Terminator 2; and why Geoff likes durians except when they’re flying across screens. The real ep. 10

Georgie has only seen 20 movies in a theatre in her life (read the blog post). Listing them all because it’s purely amusing that she can list them, most people probably can’t tbh.


1. A Bug’s Life (1998)
2. Madeline (1998)
3. Treasure Planet (2002)
4. Charlie’s Angels 2 (2003)
5. Troy (2004)
6. Robots (2005)
7. Failure to Launch (2006)
8. Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006)
9. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
10. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
11. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World (2010)
12. The Book Thief (2013)
13. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)
14. Interstellar (2014)
15. Love, Rosie (2014)
16. Paddington (2014)
17. The Water Diviner (2015)
18. Rogue One (2016)
19. The Last Jedi (2017)
20. The Rise of Skywalker (2019)

Movies, shows and books mentioned:

• The Fugitive (featuring Harrison Ford): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fugitive_(1993_film)
• Friday the 13th franchise: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friday_the_13th_(franchise)
• “Get to the choppa” https://youtu.be/M4nFSdNNFQw?t=39
• Terminator: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_(franchise)
• Speed: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_(1994_film)
• I Am Not Okay with This TV series: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Am_Not_Okay_with_This
• The End of the F**ing World TV series: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_End_of_the_F***ing_World
• Dune: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(2021_film)
• Ender's Game: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ender%27s_Game
• Harry Potter (I mean, did you really need a Wikipedia page link…?): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter
• Douglas Adams (author of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Adams
• Jupiter Ascending: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter_Ascending
• The Room: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room
• “You’re tearing me apart Lisa” https://youtu.be/fM7qNm_Mmrw
• “Oh hi Mark” https://youtu.be/aekfPU0SwNw
• The Disaster Artist: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disaster_artist
• The Ghost in the Shell (Hollywood film): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_Shell_(2017_film)
• The Ghost in the Shell: The New Movie (anime): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_Shell:_The_New_Movie
• Always Be My Maybe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Always_Be_My_Maybe_(2019_film)
• Keanu Reeves cameo in Always Be My Maybe: https://youtu.be/Ex403ii_Bhs
• Raya and the Last Dragon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raya_and_the_Last_Dragon
• Pixar animated short, Bao: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bao_%28film%29
• Bao on YouTube: https://youtu.be/EsI3lBVOCz8
• Abominable: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abominable_(2019_film)
• Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shang-Chi_and_the_Legend_of_the_Ten_Rings
• Futurama: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurama
• Rick and Morty: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_and_morty
• BoJack Horseman: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BoJack_Horseman
• Adventure Time: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adventure_time

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As per usual, we span a range of topics this week: kicking off with The Wiggles (a kids entertainment group), then diving into what music/hip hop has become and how artists evolve with their music, live concert experiences and all the way down to toilet talk.

• The Wiggles (in case you don’t know who they are!)
• The Wiggles covering Tame Impala’s “Elephant” on Like a Version (YouTube video)
• Gucci Gang (YouTube video)
• Classical music vs Hip Hop (YouTube video)
• Twoset Hans Zimmer (YouTube video)
• Lorde on Hot Ones (YouTube video)
• Fasting vs. Eating Less: What’s the Difference? (Science of Fasting) (YouTube video that mentions ghrelin)

Georgie used to photograph concerts for Tone Deaf, Casual Band Blogger, and A Music Blog Yea.

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Geoff and Georgie react and discuss an arguably sensationalist article, dumping on everything from outrage tactics, to unfair criticisms of internet interactions, and yes even Kim & Kanye feature in this episode.

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Hot topic article: https://thewalrus.ca/more-is-more-the-end-of-minimalism/

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Touching on some strange usage of the term "Minimalism", getting into Social Media/Influencers and meeting people from the internet! P.S Geoff thinks he recorded on the wrong microphone lol...

• Sustainable underwear (scroll to bottom)
• Social Dilemma on Netflix
• Young Female Japanese Biker Turns Out To Be 50-Year-Old Man With FaceApp
• Georgie’s blog (so you can say “hey I read your blog”)

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