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It’s time, yet again, to discuss the many foibles of Jason getting a haircut, and this time, we’re adding picking out hairstyles like a Sim might to the mix. Also, how ARE Kid and Play and Kris and Kross doing these days? Also, Jason’s 4-year-old is probably a YouTuber. Click “Like” and subscribe!

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Shinney’s Shenanigans Show (feat. Sigler) Episode 7: Utilize The Raccoon

Posted on October 7, 2016 by The_Best_Jason

Bill Murray lets the groundhog drive in Groundhog DayOur first theme episode! Steve spends the time he should be using to find new webcomics, edit podcasts, and take care of his family instead thinking about animals and whether or not they’re carrying their weight. So much time, in fact, that we have to settle for a bunch of his strange rants in this episode. This could serve as evidence someday, so pay attention. Also, Jason found a police report about a raccoon attack. Enjoy.

Steve wonders aloud about urban farming and the dumb habits of some animals, and Jason laments framing his old childhood drawings. Together, the guys have a laugh at the expense of the basis behind the Star Wars franchise, Laser Boy and Laser Kid.

Ever wonder what it was like to be approached while on a cruise by a woman wishing to shave the Batman symbol into your chest hair? Me neither! So let’s live vicariously through Steve with this wonderful tale about love, lust, and losing yourself to a world of house music and cruise orgies.

Is breastfeeding a great thing for men and women? Our team investigates! And who’s a better choice to watch: Ronald McDonald’s cold, judging stare, or a harmless neckbeard like Steve? Also, children getting familiar with their anatomy through artful expression and a baffling statistic: why are women so much better at drawing men’s bits and pieces than the very men who own them?

Jason fills us in on all his horrible first world problems but still can’t explain what smart watches are for. Fortunately we quickly get distracted by more important issues, like which superhero has the scariest wang. Find out what Jason did to get arrested in a quarry, why we avoided the last Fantastic Four movie, and why Jason is scared of Doctor Manhattan. Then it’s time for the grossest game of Battleship imaginable.

It's the pilot episode! This week we start by talking about marathons, but since neither of us have much experience with pushing our bodies to the limit of accomplishing major goals we quickly have to switch topics to things we know more about, like how disappointed Steve’s wife is with him and the desire to have additional scrotums.