Today with tonies

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  • Sailor hats, cricket bats and welcome mats

    Sam & Tim are treated to a rocking and rolling ditty in Cooking Up Tunes where they must identify all the different instruments that are creating the lively music. Then, be prepared to keep a face of stone as Sam & Tim battle it out in the hilarious challenge Don’t Make Me Laugh. If funny voices make you chuckle, this challenge might be extra tricky today!


    Joke: How do zookeepers wake the animals in the morning?


    Answer: They use their allama clocks!


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    16 min
  • Miniature windmills, broomsticks and strawberry laces

    Tim’s knowledge about all things botanical is put to the test when Sam presents him with three curious facts about plants - but one of them is actually bogus in True Or False. Later in the show, Sam & Tim learn a fantastic new word in Brain Train, but to kick-off the show, let’s talk about dancing cows…


    Fact: Why is it hard to sing along to the Spanish national anthem?


    Answer: It doesn’t have any lyrics


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    13 min
  • Fruit baskets, cuddly unicorns and xylophones

    Sam’s wonderfully twirly whirly dive into the bucket today is rewarded with a super silly game of Wrong Answers Only where Tim is convinced the best filling for a pie is a microwave. Afterwards, Sam & Tim must focus on an interesting piece of music and work out if it’s either a jazzy jingle, a classy chorus or an African anthem in Name That Tune.


    Joke: What do you call a pig that does karate?

    Answer: A pork chop!


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    15 min
  • Salt shakers, silver shirts and squidgy slime

    Tim and Sam are welcomed with “plinks" and “plonks" in another melodic game of Cooking Up Tunes where the duo must figure out which instruments are being played in a cheery piece of music. The investigations don’t stop there though! In Do Elephants Miaow?, Sam is tasked to work out which animal lives in Australia and loves dry warm places (clue: it’s not a penguin). 


    Joke: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?


    Answer: Swimming trunks!


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    16 min
  • Sticks, tennis balls and sausages

    ZIP! SNAP! BOOM! There are plenty more rowdy words like this as Tim and Sam learn the meaning of the word ‘onomatopoeia’ in another fascinating challenge of Brain Train. Afterwards, there are hoots and cowboy boots in What’s That Racket? But first, to help her find today’s cheeky challenges, Sam has invited a rather precious pooch…


    Fact: Why are there 100 folds in a chef's tall white hat?


    Answer: Each fold represents a different way to cook an egg.


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    14 min
  • Skipping ropes, baseball caps and custard fountains

    What do the music genres nu metal, polka and bubblegum pop have in common? That’s right; they’re the types of music that Tim and Sam must compare as they identify today’s ditty in Name That Tune. After the pair’s musical musings, a mysterious location is in desperate need of being recognised in another game of Where in the World? Your first clue? A palace!


    Joke: What do you call a sleeping male cow?


    Answer: A bulldozer!


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    16 min
  • Shopping trolleys, bouncing mushrooms and golf clubs

    Tim visits the bucket today with the help of his special toboggan - or, ‘TIM-oggan’ as he says. Welcoming Tim in the bucket are challenges like Wrong Answers Only where Sam is convinced the most scrumptious ingredient in a salad is a peppered aeroplane. Seasoned transport aside, Tim reads a story riddled with numbers in Even Odder where Sam must shout ‘ODDY ODDY ODDY’ each time she spots an odd number.


    Fact: Which household task do some people do while rock climbing and surfing?


    Answer: Extreme ironing.


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    15 min
  • Whiteboards, pencil cases and glue sticks

    It’s the start of a new school year so today’s show has plenty of facts that will inspire everyone on the playground and even amaze a few teachers! Tim’s knowledge about delicious pizza is put to the test when he must figure out which cheesy fact is actually false in True Or False. Then, as this week feels super busy for everyone, the big bubbling bucket invites Tim and Sam to slow things down in a relaxing game of Unwind Your Mind. The perfect meditation where we all take a moment to celebrate all the amazing things that make us feel so special.


    Joke: How do pilots like their sandwiches?


    Answer: Plane!


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    17 min
  • Doughnuts, roly-polys and victoria sponges

    They’re rushing! They’re rapid! The first challenge is Rushing Rapids! So make sure you have your cushions, doormats and sofas ready to avoid getting caught out by those pesky waves. Then, Tim and Sam are propelled into another challenge of Rhyme Time Tattle Battle where Tim admits he loves talking to snails and riding his bike to Wales. It’s not a bad hobby at all…!


    Fact: Which animal doesn't have a brain, heart, bones or eyes?


    Answer: A jellyfish.


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    13 min
  • Flip-flops, sunflowers and canoes

    Unbelievable nuggets of knowledge send Sam loopy as she tries her absolute best to work out which interesting fact about stars is actually false. Then, from stargazing to starboard, Tim and Sam are transported to a jolly pirate ship where they must explore the merry barge by using their senses in Have a Bit of Sense. It's an ARRRR-amazingly fun episode!


    Joke: How did the pirate buy their flag so cheaply?


    Answer: The flag was on sail!


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    16 min

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