Today with tonies

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  • Inflatable unicorns, dazzling donkeys and the Tower of London

    Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It’s Sam and Tim, on their way to play Where in the World?! Today the Big Bubbling Bucket is full of balls of wool, inflatable unicorns and…er… onions, as well as two brilliant challenges. Little listeners will also learn about an animal with a remarkable memory. And no, it’s not an elephant! Listen in to find out.


    Joke: Where should you keep your kangaroos?


    Punchline: In a kanga-room!


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    16 min
  • Jellyfish jelly, squawking seagulls and emerald rivers

    Today Tim and Sam are learning all about St Patrick’s Day - a day when people all over the world celebrate their Irish roots. One American city even dyes its river green for the occasion! They’ll be learning about more festivals happening around the world in True or False and giving their ears a workout in What’s That Racket?!


    Joke: Why did the man keep falling in the sink?


    Punchline: Because he was tap dancing!


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    17 min
  • Happiness, bobble hats and time travelling calculators

    What is the happiest country in the world? Cheerful little listeners can find out in today’s episode of Today with tonies! They can also play along as Tim and Sam tackle two excellent challenges. First up is a number-themed round of Act it Out, followed by a glorious game of Collective Nouns. Is a group of seals a gaggle, a caravan or a bob? Make your guesses now!


    Joke: What do you call a cow that can play the piano?


    Punchline: Mooosical!


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    16 min
  • Remarkable writers, marvelous memories and powerful potatoes

    Today Tim and Sam get out their pens and pencils to celebrate International Writers’ Day! Curious minds can join in as they dive into the Big Bubbling Bucket and get stuck into some brilliant challenges. First it’s time to put those brains to the test in Mission Memory, then it’s on to More or Less for some maths mayhem. 


    Question: What animals have lived on Earth for the longest time?


    Answer: Sea sponges!


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    20 min
  • Pricey fruit, speedboats and seaside tunes

    What is the world’s most expensive fruit? Find out in today’s episode of Today with tonies! Tim and Sam will be getting their thinking caps on and tackling maths questions in More or Less, taking a musical trip to the seaside in Name that Tune and, as always, rummaging through the Big Bubbling Bucket for more fun and games! 


    Joke: What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?


    Punchline: A carrot!


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    18 min
  • Speeding tickets, stone faces and crab hats

    In today’s episode little listeners can find out about the first (very slow) speeding ticket; become explorers in Where in the World and turn the world topsy-turvy with Wrong Answers Only? What can you wear on your hat? Crabs, of course!


    Joke: What is the hottest letter of the alphabet?


    Punchline: B! Because it makes oil boil! 


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    16 min
  • Pineapples, raging rivers and marzipan mice

    We kick off today’s episode with a juicy history fact: rich Europeans once carried pineapples to show off their wealth! Then Sam dives into the Big Bubbling Bucket to grab two challenges — Do Elephants Miaow, where they guess a mystery animal (here’s a clue - it can weigh as little as a 1 pence piece!) and a refreshing round of Rushing Rapids. With sound effects, silly surprises and a cliffhanger pirate joke, it’s fun from start to finish.


    Joke: What is a pirate’s favourite animal?


    Punchline: An aaaaaaard-vaaaaark!


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    17 min
  • Dogs, cats and giant swiss rolls

    Today the Big Bubbling Bucket is full of huge swiss rolls, giant toothbrushes and, as always, brilliant challenges! First up, Tim and Sam play Don’t Make Me Laugh and tell each other about the hilarious things they’d do if they were dogs or cats for the day. Next, they put little listeners' brains to the test with Even Odder - listen out for that Odd Number Alarm! - and end the show with one of Tim’s classic jokes.


    Joke: Why is a piece of music like a bank?


    Punchline: Because they’re both full of notes! 


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    16 min
  • Black boots, helmets and sesame seeds

    In today’s episode, Sam and Tim discover the "Goldilocks Zone" and embark on a Where in the World? adventure to La Tomatina in Buñol, Spain. They also play Wrong Answers Only, all delivered with a side serving of jokes, fun, and of course, the magic from the bubbling bucket!


    Joke: What do horses like in their sandwiches?


    Punchline: Mayo-neighs! 


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    17 min
  • Golden umbrellas, noses and mittens

    Jump into a whirlwind of excitement with Tim and Sam in this action-packed episode of Today with tonies! Your favorite duo is back with two mind-boggling and fun-filled challenges from the Big Bubbling Bucket: Rushing Rapids and Make it Count. Listeners can navigate treacherous waters and test their listening skills in this immersive episode. Make sure to listen along at home!


    Fact: What is that extra tiny pocket on the front of jeans for?


    Answer: Your pocket watch!


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    16 min

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