Today with tonies

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  • Speedy sunglasses, neon stars & glowing worms

    Tim and Sam kick today’s episode off with another fact and fun-filled episode of Today with Tonies! Two fun-packed challenges lie amongst glow-in-the-dark neon toy worms, stars, and mirrors in the Bubbling Bucket of Challenges. Little ones can get ready to giggle with a game of  "Don't Make Me Laugh," where the goal is to try and keep a straight face. Then, it's time to test your number knowledge in a game of "Even Odder."  Make sure to listen along to today’s adventure!


    Joke: What did the crayon say to the pencil?

    Punchline: You have a point!


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    16 min
  • Wooly coats, musical notes and golden hair

    The Big Bubbling Bucket is positively bursting with challenges, facts and jokes today! First your little one will learn a solid gold fact about hair, before joining Tim and Sam on a journey to a mystery place that speaks a surprising language. Finally, Tim and Sam invite everyone to get all silly with a hilarious game of Wrong Answers Only, the topsy-turvy game where being wrong is right! 


    Joke: What do you call a hairy table and chairs?

    Punchline: Fur-niture! 


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    17 min
  • Slippery slugs, trumpet parps and rampaging rivers

    Little listeners will need to be fast in today’s episode of Today with tonies because… it’s Rushing Rapids time! Play along as hosts Tim and Sam duck and dive to stay out of the water. Then, once everyone’s dried off, it’s time for budding mathematicians to put their extra special listening ears on to play Make it Count. In this challenge, Tim and Sam count how many times they hear the weird and wonderful sound of the day. You’d be surprised how tricky it is!


    Joke: What does lightning wear under its clothes? 

    Punchline: Thunder-wear!


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    15 min
  • Porcupines, brainy bees and singing mermaids

    It’s time to dive back into the Big Bubbling Bucket for more exciting games and challenges! Little adventurers can join hosts Tim and Sam as they learn amazing facts about buzzing bees, and get stuck into two brilliant games. Tim does his best impression of a singing mermaid in Act it Out, and Sam asks little listeners to help them match the pairs in Collective Nouns. Is a group of porcupines called a ‘panel’ or a ‘prickle’? Little ones can guess along at home!


    Joke: What’s the smiliest vegetable?

    Punchline: A ha-pea!


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


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    17 min
  • Ant legs, hamster wheels and rumbling stomachs

    Did you know there is a special word to describe the sound your stomach makes when it’s hungry? Little learners can find out this and more in the latest episode of Today with tonies! Play along as hosts Tim and Sam challenge their brain power in Mission Memory, put their maths skills to the test in More or Less and grapple with a giant hamster wheel inside the Big Bubbling Bucket. Tune in for all the fun!


    Joke: What kind of house is always watching what you do?

    Punchline: A cottage-spy.


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


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    18 min
  • Acorns, snow globes and miniature toy koalas

    On this exciting new episode of Today with tonies, Sam and Tim dive into the Big Bubbling Bucket for two fun-packed challenges. Little minds can get ready for a game of “Don’t Make Me Laugh,” where Sam and Tim try to make each other giggle. Then, it’s time to listen to a rather odd story to shout out which numbers are odd - little ones shout them out at home! Make sure to come along for the adventure!


    Joke: What do you get if you cross a cat with a fish?

    Punchline: A purr-maid!!


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


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    17 min
  • Furry rugs, tiny trees, dog toys

    Get ready to dive into the Big Bubbling Bucket with Sam and Tim on this exciting new episode of Today with tonies! Two fun-packed challenges lie amongst furry rugs, a tiny tree, and a dog toy in the shape of a bone in the Bubbling Bucket of Challenges. Little minds can get ready for "Where in the World?", a game that transports listeners to a mystery location - can you guess where Tim and Sam might be? Then, it’s time to be silly in a game of "Wrong Answers Only." where no answer is a wrong one! Make sure to come along for the adventure!


    Joke: What is the coldest part of ice-cream?

    Punchline: The gela-toes!


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


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    17 min
  • Sparkly crystals, seeping bags & butterflies

    Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Today with tonies! The show is full of facts, fun and more challenges than you can shake a stick at! In today's episode, listeners can learn some amazing facts, like - did you know the world's oldest joke is nearly 4,000 years old? Next, it's time to play along at home with Tim and Sam in a game of Make It Count - how many ‘neigh’ sounds can you count? Then in another listening game of ‘What's That Racket’: can you guess what sounds the bucket is making? It’s a fun one so make sure you tune in today! 


    Joke: What do you call a bear with a magic wand

    Punchline: Your furry godmother


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


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    16 min
  • Frozen peas, Animal masks & stick-on moustaches

    Join Tim, Sam, and the Big Bubbling Bucket for another episode of Today with Tonies! This episode is packed with interactive fun for little listeners. First up, it’s a new challenge called "Act It Out" where listeners can act out all the sound effects to a story read by Tim. Then test your group knowledge with a matching game of Collective Nouns! See if you can figure out what things with the group words TROUPE, COLONY, and SHEAF. Plus, discover the surprising story behind how the phrase ‘computer bugs’ got their name. It's an action-packed episode, so make sure you join in the fun!


    Joke: What do you call a scary camera

    Punchline: A came-raaaaaaaaaahhhh!


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast

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    17 min
  • Cuckoo clocks & cuddly cats

    Welcome to Today with Tonies, the show packed with facts like: did you know that the most recognisable song in the world is "Wannabe" by The Spice Girls? Listeners can get ready for a super silly game of "Mission Memory" where you'll need to remember a silly list of musical instruments, followed by the maths-challenge "More or Less." This and so much more lie in today’s episode, so make sure to listen in! 


    Joke: What kind of ball can you eat your dinner on?

    Punchline: A tay-ball! [table]


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast

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    17 min

About Today with tonies

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