Today with tonies

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  • Confetti, a clockwork train & clown nose

    Did you know that the first meal eaten on the moon was breakfast? In another fact-packed and hilariously silly episode of Today with Tonies, listeners can join Tim and Sam on their quest to win as many challenges as humanly possible!  First up, we hear from you - the listeners at home in a game of “Punchline Puzzle.” Can you guess the punchline to our listeners' jokes? Then, little listeners can get ready for an epic rap-battle with lines that rhyme in a game of “Rhyme Time Tattle Battle.” Packed full of fun, facts, challenges and jokes there’s so much in store in today’s episode. 


    Joke: How do thunderclouds fire lightning bolts?

    Punchline: With their rain-bows!


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    16 min
  • Buckets, cotton hats & an ostrich

    Welcome back to another fact-packed episode of Today with Tonies, with Tim, Sam and our amazingly all knowing Big Bubbling Bucket of Challenges! In this episode little ears can expect to learn a few animal facts along the way with a game of  “Do Elephants Miaow,”. What mammal can you think of that is from Asia and is covered in scales? Then, little ones can get ready to try their best not to laugh in a hilarious round of “Don’t Make Me Laugh.” It’s a fun-filled episode, so make sure to tune in!


    Joke: What do you call a snowman in August?

    Punchline: A puddle!


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    16 min
  • Pillows, golden boxes & fairy lights

    Join Tim and Sam play the sound game of “What’s that Racket?” where the Bubbling Bucket plays mystery sounds for listeners  to guess what the sounds are. Then it’s time for a game of  “Mission Memory” as they try to remember a silly list of sandwich ingredients! Play along at home to make this a terrific Tuesday!


    Joke: How do hedgehogs hug?

    Punchline: Very carefully!


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    18 min
  • Acorns, snow globes & toy koalas

    Get ready to dive into the Big Bubbling Bucket with Sam and Tim on this exciting new episode of Today with Tonies! Two fun-packed challenges lie amongst acorns, snow globes and miniature toy koalas in the Bubbling Bucket of Challenges. Little minds can get ready for a maths game of “More or Less”, putting their addition and subtraction skills to the test! Then, it’s time to learn a new musical genre in a game of “Name that Tune.” Make sure to come along for the adventure!


    Joke: What is a giraffe’s favourite fruit?

    Punchline: A neck-tarine!


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    16 min
  • Tambourines, tangerines & jelly beans

    Did you know that the femur, also known as our thigh bone, is the longest, strongest and heaviest bone in our bodies? Welcome to today's episode of Today with Tonies, which as you guessed it is packed full of facts, fun and plenty of challenges! Thanks to the very brainy Bubbling Bucket little listeners can join in with a maths game of "More or Less,". Then they can guess from the different genres of music in "Name That Tune,". Join Tim and Sam, and of course the Bubbling Bucket for all this and so much more!


    Joke: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? 

    Punchline: Time to fix the fence!


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    16 min
  • Ice-lollies, mini trampolines, & world globes

    Join Tim and Sam for a globe-trotting adventure in this thrilling episode of "Today with Tonies!" Little ones can play two exciting challenges in today’s episode: "Where in the World?" and "Brain Train."! Tim and Sam arrive in a mystery location and try to guess where they are based on clues. Can you guess along at home? Plus, it’s time to learn a brand new word in the game "Brain Train." 


    Joke: What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? 

    Punchline: Time to fix the fence!


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


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    16 min
  • Squeaky dog toys, watering cans, & dancing shoes

    Welcome to a day filled with fun facts and more jokes than you can shake a stick at on Today with Tonies! The Big Bubbling Bucket is brimming with squeaky dog toys, watering cans, and sparkly dancing shoes today as well as two super fun challenges: "Do Elephants Miaow?" and "Rushing Rapids"! So little ones, get your thinking caps on to guess the correct animal, before preparing for those  rushing rapids!


    Joke:  Why did the sandwich go to the dentist?”

    Punchline: Because it needed a filling!


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    17 min
  • Rainbow toothbrushes, fishing nets & a wooden oar.

    Tune in for another exciting episode of Today with Tonies! Today, Tim and Sam will have little ones giggling along with a game of "Don't Make Me Laugh" and testing their number skills with "Even Odder." It’s packed full of facts and countless fun so make sure to check out what the bubbling bucket has in store for our duo today!


    Joke: Where do sailors buy their boats?

    Punchline: In the sails (sales)!


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


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    16 min
  • Flower Petals, Straws & a Wooden Bear

    Get ready for a fun-filled Tuesday with Today with Tonies! Join Sam and Tim as they get ready to dive into the Big Bubbling Bucketand find today’s games, facts and surprises! Amongst the brightly coloured flower petals, stripy paper straws, and a huge bear carved out of wood are today’s two challenges. Listeners can try to guess where Tim and Sam are with a game of  "Where in the World?” and shoutout silly wrong answers in a game of  “Wrong Answers Only” - the sillier the better! 


    Joke: What do you get when you cross an angry sheep with an unhappy cow?

    Punchline: An animal that’s in a very baaaad moooood!


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    18 min
  • Dandelions, modeling clay, & fridge magnets

    Get ready for another episode packed full of jokes, challenges, and facts in Today with Tonies. Join Sam, Tim, and the Big Bubbling Bucket. First up is a game of Musical Statues where Sam and Tim tell you how to dance and then freeze in silly postures! Then, it’s a game of More or Less - the maths game where little ones can put their adding and subtracting skills to the test. 


    Joke: What is the sandiest month?

    Punchline: Dune (June)


    We hope your little one is enjoying these weekly tasters from the Today with tonies podcast. To get access to the latest, daily episodes, go to tonies.com/podcast


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    17 min

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