When you hear that a storm's coming, what do you feel? Dread? Excitement? Some third thing? Believe it or not, there are those who were disappointed that we didn't get the storm of the century that we were promised yesterday. As long as our power doesn't go out, we don't really care what happens. Can't do a show without electricity.

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You probably know by now that Bill Belichick has a girlfriend who is, shall we say, a bit younger than him. But how young is too young? Is a ten year gap a big deal? How about nine years and ten months? That last one is important.

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Did you know you can get a home for under 30k? It's true. You just have to live miles and miles from anything in a town with a double digit population. If that sounds like your thing, go and live frugally. If not, maybe you'd like to meet Bill, Kristyn's husband. He doesn't live in a small town either, so you've already got lots in common.

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Strokes, molesters, mortality, and all that fun stuff. When it happens in your back yard you've gotta talk about it. Maybe not for the entire show though. That's why Debra and Shawn came in. Well, okay, we then talked about people getting hacked and scammed for a while, but it led to a positive topic. It's about the destination, not the journey. That's how the saying goes, right?

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It's a full crew today, with the whole family plus a total of four guests. And out of all of us, only two have ever met Vanna White. That's how you know the universe is unfair. But to balance it out, only one of us had to endure a Jello shot.

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Being a pope isn't easy. First off, you have to be 140 years old, so at the very least your knees are going to be hurting the entire time. Then there's the whole "speaking for an entire religion" thing. That's a lot of pressure. If you really want to change the world, why not just move to Minnesota and become a career criminal? Nothing bad will happen.

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The Pope has died after a long illness. At least he made it through one more Easter. As did every parent who spent the day cooking, painting eggs, and telling their kid that no, you can't eat the whole chocolate bunny at once.

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Ever been in a sensory deprivation tank? How about Minnesota's famous anechoic chamber? Or space? Turns out there's a lot of ways to shut out the world and be alone with your thoughts, if that's what you're into. If not, go see Jake and be alone with his thoughts instead.

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The Twins are roaring into 4th place. And by 4th place I mean 4th from the worst. But hey, it's better than 3rd, right?

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The Gene Hackman story continues to get stranger. Hoarding, rats, endless pill bottles. This sounds like a job for a psychiatrist. Or perhaps Kristyn. Jesse's got other things to worry about, like the entire standup comedy industry.

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