Content Warning: R18, Language and Sexual Material May Offend. In this episode, I talk about a relationship I had with an older man when I was young. I acknowledge this might be a sensitive issue for some listeners, so if this might stir up negative feelings for you, you may want to skip this episode.  

While we're waiting eagerly for Season 3 of Small Town Scandal, we wanted to share the new season of Sex.Life with you! We hope you enjoy it!

Details:

Welcome back to Sex.Life! Season 3 is here, and Somatic Sexologist Morgan Penn is taking us on her quest to find love. 

In this episode Morgan takes us back to the start - her thirteen-year-old self. Horny teenage Morgan falls for her sexy older neighbour and desperately tries everything to get his attention. She hides in a wardrobe to spy on him, skips school for days to pull off her plan to learn his name and develops a faux passion for rugby. 

There’s plenty more boys on the scene too; Drama Boy serenades Morgan under the full moon before her smooch premiere, she loses a pube to Dovey Dick and Shannon writes her a sweet, yet cringey, love letter.

Plus, there’s some awkward teeth mashing, dry humping and Hayley’s first orgasm, before we end with a new style of Homeplay where Morgan takes us deeper...

 

Wild Secrets is the proud sponsor of the Sex.Life podcast. With 30 years’ experience behind the scenes and between the sheets helping Kiwi’s live their best Sex.Life Wild Secrets have the biggest range and best prices. 

Use promo code sex.life for a 20% discount on your next purchase at wildsecrets.co.nz.

Morgan Insta: @morganthesexologist

Hayley Insta: @hayleysproull 

ZM Podcast Network: @ZMOnline 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

While we wait for Season 3 of Small Town Scandal - Tom wanted to share with you another brilliant iHeartRadio NZ Podcast. From The Hits Drive host PJ Harding, Slow It Down is designed to be a moment of me time for busy lives and a weekly dose of wholesome to inspire a grounded existence. If you like it, follow the show on iHeartRadio or wherever you listen to podcasts.

About the show:

Life is fast. Information is overwhelming. We seem busier and more anxious than ever. Introducing ‘Slow It Down’. A time to chill, wind down and join a space that inspires people to live authentically and slow it down. A hub for living more consciously and incorporating mindful practices and rituals in an achievable way. The aim is to showcase guests who have chosen to live a more balanced lifestyle mixed in with experts who offer tangible tips and tricks to feel a little more zen.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rescued from the cold waters of the Pacific Ocean, Toby finds himself alive but confused on New Years Day. The whole story unravels with all the twists and turns you’d expect from the small town of Ruatuna, but will Toby get out alive? 

An 8-part mockumentary true-crime podcast parodying the podcasts like Serial, Teachers Pet and Drop Out. All voiced by one actor - Tom Sainsbury. 

Facebook: Tom Sainsbury - Comedian and Snapchat Dude | Facebook

Instagram: @thomassainsbury / @iheartradionz

Terms and Conditions for the TalkBack Competition: https://bit.ly/3tb3hEb

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toby finally gets to the island that the teenagers are inhabiting for their New Years celebration with Levi Levarne. With only hours to go until midnight, will this be the end of him? Will this be the end of the world? Or will Toby manage to solve the mystery and save the small town of Ruatuna?

Only time will tell.

An 8-part mockumentary true-crime podcast parodying the podcasts like Serial, Teachers Pet and Drop Out. All voiced by one actor - Tom Sainsbury. 

Facebook: Tom Sainsbury - Comedian and Snapchat Dude | Facebook

Instagram: @thomassainsbury / @iheartradionz

Terms and Conditions for the TalkBack Competition: https://bit.ly/3tb3hEb

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Trying to get to the bottom of where the teenagers are going, Toby goes back to check on Anthea and see if she will give him clues for his mystery. He doesn’t get much help, until he meets two more locals who offer to take him out on their boat to search the islands for the music festival the teenagers are hiding from him.

Back on dry land, things go from bad to worse, back to good again. The police are interested in where he was before David Dearloves office was burnt down – will this derail the investigation?

Toby then finds himself as the object of someone’s affection for all the right (wrong) reasons.

An 8-part mockumentary true-crime podcast parodying the podcasts like Serial, Teachers Pet and Drop Out. All voiced by one actor - Tom Sainsbury. 

Facebook: Tom Sainsbury - Comedian and Snapchat Dude | Facebook

Instagram: @thomassainsbury / @iheartradionz

Terms and Conditions for the TalkBack Competition: https://bit.ly/3tb3hEb

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sprung by the Winstanley’s guests and potentially in the middle of a meeting to plan the downfall of a town, Toby bluffs his way out of a sticky situation, but now he has a new lead – his Airbnb hosts…

He’s then drawn to a scene on the beach with the potential eco-terrorist, getting himself into a bind by offering help her while she goes for a rest. He also gains the attention of the policeman who took his statement at Dawns, is he a suspect while he’s looking for suspects?

All was going well until he finds a very worse for wear Anthea walking along the beach who shares her premonition of a horrible event happening this week.

An 8-part mockumentary true-crime podcast parodying the podcasts like Serial, Teachers Pet and Drop Out. All voiced by one actor - Tom Sainsbury. 

Facebook: Tom Sainsbury - Comedian and Snapchat Dude | Facebook

Instagram: @thomassainsbury / @iheartradionz

Terms and Conditions for the TalkBack Competition: https://bit.ly/3tb3hEb

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After breaking the news to David Dearlove, Toby continues the investigation. The leads are all a bit cold, until he finds out that Anthea has headed out on a boat with the bullying teenagers from the beach. Why would she have lied to him?

Trying to get to the bottom of the whether Levi Levarne will be in town and what that might have to do with the New Years threat, he tries to find out more from the teenagers in town and social media posts after HungryHungry70 implies there will be a bomb on New Years Eve.

By the end of the night though, his focus moves onto another generation – is the threat to Ruatuna coming from the retirees who want their quiet town back?

An 8-part mockumentary true-crime podcast parodying the podcasts like Serial, Teachers Pet and Drop Out. All voiced by one actor - Tom Sainsbury. 

Facebook: Tom Sainsbury - Comedian and Snapchat Dude | Facebook

Instagram: @thomassainsbury / @iheartradionz

Terms and Conditions for the TalkBack Competition: https://bit.ly/3tb3hEb

 

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Toby heads out to the peninsula to meet with Dawn – the hermit who is blocking Dearloves development dreams – she seems friendly enough until she inadvertently admits her dark past.

On his way home he stumbles across another lead with a very angry conservationist who is dedicated to protecting the breading grounds of an endangered bird – could she be an eco-terrorist? Feeling more confused than ever, Toby meets the troublesome teens hanging around the beach and connects with a likeminded teenage girl, getting an insight into their New Years plans – a famous popstar coming to town.

After regathering himself, Toby gets a call from Dawn and while trying to help finds himself in the middle of a crime scene, with a twist for his investigation.

An 8-part mockumentary true-crime podcast parodying the podcasts like Serial, Teachers Pet and Drop Out. All voiced by one actor - Tom Sainsbury. 

Facebook: Tom Sainsbury - Comedian and Snapchat Dude | Facebook

Instagram: @thomassainsbury / @iheartradionz

Terms and Conditions for the TalkBack Competition: https://bit.ly/3tb3hEb

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After escaping his security conscious and geriatric Air BnB hosts, Lynn and Stan Winstanley, Toby finally makes it out into the small town of Ruatuna. Starting at the local drinking hole he meets the vigilant and close-knit locals and doesn’t get a very warm reception.

He does get one lead though, David Dearlove – the town’s much loathed property developer trying to make Ruatuna a town for the metropolitan elite of Aotearoa. The town hates him, and he hates the town - Could he be trying to threaten the locals to buy it up cheap?

An 8-part mockumentary true-crime podcast parodying the podcasts like Serial, Teachers Pet and Drop Out. All voiced by one actor - Tom Sainsbury. 

Facebook: Tom Sainsbury - Comedian and Snapchat Dude | Facebook

Instagram: @thomassainsbury / @iheartradionz

Terms and Conditions for the TalkBack Competition: https://bit.ly/3tb3hEb

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Just when he thought he was out of the podcast business, Toby Buchanan receives a gruesome package in the mail. Intrigued by the severed Toe and before he even rings the Police, Toby picks up his dictaphone and starts recording a new podcast, much to the disappointment of his new girlfriend Kristy.

The correspondence is accompanied by a series of letters and emails encouraging Toby to travel to Ruatuna, a small beachside town in the Wairarapa, to foil a potential crime underbelly planning something big on New Years Eve.

An 8-part mockumentary true-crime podcast parodying the podcasts like Serial, Teachers Pet and Drop Out. All voiced by one actor - Tom Sainsbury. 

Facebook: Tom Sainsbury - Comedian and Snapchat Dude | Facebook

Instagram: @thomassainsbury / @iheartradionz

Terms and Conditions for the TalkBack Competition: https://bit.ly/3tb3hEb

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.