In which we discuss our current ailments (is this becoming a recurring bit??), Kash Patel against the Atlantic, the missing scientists, Alexa's hospital and the state of American healthcare, Allbirds becoming an AI company (really an excuse to rant against men), Alex v Alix, and the second weekend of Coachella. In tennis we cover Jack Draper's worrying attitude towards his injuries, the latest on Carlos Alcaraz's wrist, rumored Nike kits for Roland Garros, Marta Kostyuk's win in Rouen, and a LONG diversion on Jelena Ostepenko. F1 is off this week again. In content we cover Zendaya and Robert Pattinson film, The Drama. Please note this is a SPOILER-FILLED conversation. If you haven't seen the movie or are sensitive to conversations about g*n violence, please skip 1:11:00-1:20:15. We also discuss Your Friends and Neighbors S2 E3 including our plans to stop covering it because it's too dull. We finish by planning a fun activity for next week's episode.

To skip The Drama spoilers + discourse, skip: 1:11:00-1:20:15

In which we discuss the momentous election results out of Hungary and the current status of Coachella in the zeitgeist including notable make-outs at the scenes. In tennis we wrap up in Monte Carlo with the first Sincaraz final of the year with much talk about who was in the stands, including Monegasque prince Charles Leclerc. We continue to wring our hands about boyfriend of the pod, Jack Draper, and give a general overview of the latest news from the women's tour (including recent sales from Ostepenko's closet Instagram account). Our F1 conversation dovetails nicely with our tennis one but we also react to the news that GP Lambiase is leaving Red Bull at the end of the 2027 season. In content we cover season 2 episodes 1+2 of Apple TV's Your Friends and Neighbors. We will watch up on Euphoria and Hacks next week!

In which we discuss our latest mundane happenings, the UK banning Kanye West, our truly one-of-one take on the Summer House drama (*sarcasm*), and an interruption to announce the 2-week USA-Iran ceasefire which includes many tangents. In tennis we mostly cover the men's tour including Tommy Paul's win in Houston, all of the drop-outs in Monte Carlo, Vacherot playing at home, and the dispelled rumors that Morgan Riddle and Taylor Fritz have split. F1 is still on a break but we are on Charles Leclerc yacht watch and also Kimi Antonelli mom watch. In content we commit to covering Your Friends and Neighbors season 2 (Apple TV) and Hacks season 5 (HBO) in the future, Sumner commits to seeing Robert Pattinson and Zendaya vehicle, The Drama, and we gush and theorize about the Paradise season 2 finale.

No timestamps this week but they will be back one day!

In which we discuss Taylor and Travis's public outing to the iHeartRadio Music Awards, Alix Earle's new skincare line, Reale Actives, our feelings on it and public reactions, and a half-update on the Ordinary's Volufiline serum. In tennis we cover the end of the weird Miami Open, our worries about our girl Amanda, and the upcoming Charleston Open. In F1 we cover the Japan Grand Prix, further rumors of Ferrari sandbagging, and Fernando Alonso's happy baby news. In content, we FINALLY cover the impeccable Season 2 run of Paradise on Hulu (with spoilers). To end, we go in-depth on the first trailer for HBO Max's Harry Potter series.

When discussing Alix Earle's Reale Actives, we reference @charlotteparler on Instgram!

In which we discuss the continued reason(s) for our irregular recording schedule, takeaways from this year's Oscars, and Chappell Roan making an enemy out of the entire nation of Brazil. In tennis we cover the wackiness of the Miami Open, the recurring plague of male tennis player's sliding into the female player's DMs and then denying it, and Sumner recommends a new account to follow on Instagram (@hard_court). In F1, we discuss George Russell's troubling ascent, Adrian Newey getting the axe as team principal at Aston Martin, Kim and Lewis sightings in Japan, and Alexa's continued belief in Ferrari. In content, Sumner gives a glowing review of the new Ryan Gosling film, Project Hail Mary, and Alexa threatens to stop giving content recommendations.

In which we discuss the "blizzard" in NYC, highlights (and lowlights) from the BAFTAs, and highlights (and lowwwwwwwwwwlights) from US Men's Hockey. Alexa brings Clavicular and "looksmaxxing" to Sumner's attention and thy get into a spirited debate about what it all means. In tennis we cover Doha, Dubai, Delray, and Rio (spoiler: our girl Elina Svitolina is looking GOOD). In F1, we react to the season preview trailer, the trailer for Max Verstappen's new documentary, and the news that Lando is single once more. We also make our predictions for the season ahead. In content, Sumner shares her disappointment with Alexa-TV favorite "Doc" and Alexa shares her disappointment with "The Night Manager" season 2.

I currently do not have the capacity to add timestamps! But soon!

Tomato, tomato is back! The pod took a hiatus due to a personal loss but it's time to get back into the saddle. In this episode, Alexa tells Sumner everything she missed while she was grieving. Up for discussion: unlikely celeb couples, Beckham family drama, Australian Open tennis, F1 pre-season testing, Traitors US and more! Appreciate y'all for hanging in there and being patient with us. We are so happy to pick the conversation back up!

In which we discuss heavy news from around the world this week (trigger warning: gun violence), the amazing "Vanity Fair Goes to the White House" piece by Chris Whipple and truly iconic accompanying photographs by Christopher Andersson, the news that famous non-Italian Mariah Carey will be headlining the Milano Cortina 2026 Opening Ceremonies, our intentions for watching Euphoria season 3 when it finally premieres in April, Hailee Steinfeld and Josh Allen's baby news, Alix Earle and Braxton Berrios's break-up news, Sumner's strong opinions about the American celebrity presence at the Red Sea Film Festival in Saudi Arabia. In tennis, we talk about some 2026 kit rumors and in f1, we do a final wrap-up of the season. In content, we share our review of episodes 1 and 2 of Taylor Swift: The End of an Era docuseries on Disney+. We also discuss our true, unabashed love of the BBC's Belfast-set cop drama, Blue Lights, ahead of the season 3 finale airing in the US this week. Alexa recommends some podcasts: The Lazarus Heist from the BBC World Service, The Bachelor of Buckingham Palace from Wondery, and the interview The Rest is Entertainment did with Simon Cowell this week. For people who can metabolize murder podcasts, Sumner recommends Dead Certain: The Martha Moxley Murder from NBC News Studios.

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[7:46-22:13] News (Serious)

[22:13-58:15} News (Unserious)

[58:15-1:00:56} Tennis

[1:00:56-1:06:03} F1

[1:06:03-1:17:19] Taylor Swift: The End of an Era Episodes 1 + 2

[1:17:19-1:24:18} Podcast Recs

[1:24:18-1:28:30] Blue Lights (No Spoilers)

[1:28:30-End] Blue Lights (Spoilers!!)

In which we discuss the latest James Bond casting rumor, the baffling choice to cast Dua Lipa (English) in an ad promoting the American team for upcoming Winter Olympics in Italy, and our respective Spotify wrapped ages. In tennis we do a quick check-in with the Brits, a big Serena Williams rumor, and more praise for Morgan Riddle. In F1, Alexa sets up the stakes for this season’s final race in Abu Dhabi and explains why this is the best time for anyone that is F1 curious to tune in. In content, Sumner shares a positive review of Eternity (currently in theaters, starring Elizabeth Olsen, Miles Teller, and Callum Turner). In skincare corner, Alexa shares a positive update re: Volufiline.

Editor’s Note: Alexa spread false information re: the time of the F1 race this weekend. It is airing at 8am Et!!

[0:00-23:50] News

[23:50-29:57] Tennis

[29:57-48:05] F1

[48:05-49:44] Content

[49:44-End] Skincare Corner

In which we discuss Alexa's no good, very bad meal next to Tucker Carlson in London, Mamdani's visit to the White House (spoiler alert: Trump is down bad for the democratic socialist), and the administration entering their flop era (nothing is going to plan). In tennis we celebrate the Italian win at Davis Cup and in f1 we lament the discouraging result for Lando Norris in Las Vegas. Also, Alexa shares the Sky Sports Halo post-mortem she's been working on. In content we discuss all 8 episodes of All Her Fault on Peacock (this is a conversation WITH spoilers), Alexa's reaction to The Beast in Me on Netflix (no spoilers), and Sumner's reaction to Wicked: For Good (no spoilers). 

[0:00-30:38] News

[30:38-36:58] Tennis

[36:58-46:09] F1

[46:09-48:02] Sky Sports Halo

[48:02-54:16] All Her Fault (spoilers)

[54:16-55:22] The Beast in Me (no spoilers)

[55:22-End] Wicked (no spoilers)