Tommy Galan Isn't Funny

Tommy Galan Isn't Funny

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Tommy Galan Isn't Funny episodes

  • Two's Company

    Ummmm......yeah....Tommy is tied up at the moment, but me and The Asshole have everything under control.

    All music in this episode is because of this really cool dude...

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

    OK, enjoy

    15 min
  • Therapy (S4E3)
    Tommy Needs To Talk With a Professional
    He seeks therapy from The Therapist and shares what's been on his mind. Is anything solved? Maybe. Probably not.
    Music "Quirky Dog" by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    7 min
  • Music (S4E2)
    Let's all take a big bite out of a reality sandwich and poop out the explosive turd that was Episode 1.
    The Clown and I slipped in to help because Tommy is clearly too inept to design a podcast properly. Season 4??? Of what? His crybaby audio journal? Look, we don't like this shit any more than you, but the clown and I are stuck with him. You have a choice. Leave. Don't listen. Let him fail. I want to drink alcohol again. If you don't encourage him, maybe he will give me alcohol again. Please.
    The clown and I promise we will try to help guide this flaming school bus to safety, but maybe we all need to realize that some school busses would be better flying off a cliff. Oh no? How about Nazi school buses. See what I did there? Pay attention.
    So this episode is about music, which you should already know from the title if you can read. Maybe you are from a non English reading country. I dunno.  
    Tommy is an idiot and didn't include music in the first episode. Bad move. Music is lubrication. Moist Lubrication. Moist. Said it again. FU.
    So, we did it for him. And we will continue to do things for him. We have no choice. I remind you...you do.
    Sincerely,
    The Asshole
    Music Provided By:
    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
    7 min
  • 550 (S4E1)

    It's been 550 days since I've been on stage. In about an hour, it will be midnight in New York, which will bring us the 20th anniversary of 9/11. I'm a bit down, and it's been too long since i've been creative. In my effort to try to return to some form of creativity, I forced myself to record a podcast. I started and stopped many times, until I finally just looked in a mirror and spoke to myself, honestly, and vulnerably. And then I went to sleep and the next day I went to work. When I returned, I found two characters who had stumbled upon my recording. The Asshole and The Clown meant well in their own way, but how much can you really expect from a Clown and an Asshole?

    Nevertheless, for better or worse, here we are, dealing with the characters in my life, in my head, and in my heart.

    Tommy Galan Isn't Funny...but hopefully there is something funny deep within.

    14 min
  • Ep.4 Solo Update
    Finished work early and pulled into a gas station to update you on the last 8 or so months and to get some thoughts recorded. Feeling very positive today. Miss and live you all!
    16 min
  • Kids: 9 months later
    Kicking off the podcast with my three favorite humans, my sons. It’s been 9 months since we last chat on a podcast. Tonight, we listened to that recording from 9 months ago and then started recording.
    18 min
  • I wrote a song

    Long Time No Listen..... 

    In my isolation, I've purchased Logic Pro X and wrote my fist song.

    This is it.

    It's called Saturday Morning.

    4 min

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