Let's all take a big bite out of a reality sandwich and poop out the explosive turd that was Episode 1.
The Clown and I slipped in to help because Tommy is clearly too inept to design a podcast properly. Season 4??? Of what? His crybaby audio journal? Look, we don't like this shit any more than you, but the clown and I are stuck with him. You have a choice. Leave. Don't listen. Let him fail. I want to drink alcohol again. If you don't encourage him, maybe he will give me alcohol again. Please.
The clown and I promise we will try to help guide this flaming school bus to safety, but maybe we all need to realize that some school busses would be better flying off a cliff. Oh no? How about Nazi school buses. See what I did there? Pay attention.
So this episode is about music, which you should already know from the title if you can read. Maybe you are from a non English reading country. I dunno.
Tommy is an idiot and didn't include music in the first episode. Bad move. Music is lubrication. Moist Lubrication. Moist. Said it again. FU.
So, we did it for him. And we will continue to do things for him. We have no choice. I remind you...you do.
Sincerely,
The Asshole
Music Provided By:
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
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