Tommyknockin: Beauty Sleepin'

Tommyknockin: Beauty Sleepin' episodes:

• 03.23.2023

  Episode 124: A Pan Of Cheetos

  Berry your gaze upon us, Gary, as we make our way through part ii, chapter 9 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! This week we reveal our true feelings about Metallica, redefine the Ten Commandments, and Eliza gives terrible...

  
• 03.09.2023

  Episode 123: A Van Full of Hawks

  Bad news, Gary. One there are not one to two fewer children in the Zebra-mobile than there were before. The world's worst Stephen King book club continues their chapter-by-chapter discussion of Mr. King's oeuvre. It's part II, chapter 8 of Stephen...

  
• 03.02.2023

  Episode 122: Four Daughters, Ages 3 to 12

  London Eye is falling down, falling down, falling down. London Eye is falling down, my fair Gary! The world's worst Stephen King book club continues their chapter-by-chapter discussion of Mr. King's oeuvre. It's part II, chapter 7 of Stephen &...

  
• 02.23.2023

  Episode 121: Every Major League Sperm Bank

  What's that special glow you've got, Gary? We head to the abandoned Y to play HORSE, talk about mints, and watch as Lila and Tiffany share a sapphic kiss.It's part II, chapter 6 of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties."...

  
• 02.10.2023

  Episode 120: A Divide Between the Idiots

  All aboard the Haluski Special, Gary! We might be out of pies, but we've still got a lot of this book to read! Charley tells us about the Silver Surfer, Eliza learns a new instrument. It's part II, chapter 5...

  
• 02.02.2023

  Episode 119: Tanya-knockin

  Howdy, y'all. Your favorite Tanya Tucker fancast is trying something different this week. Instead of spending this episode the way we normally do--discussing the our deep love and appreciation for the discography of our favorite country singer--we're discussing a random...

  
• 01.26.2023

  Episode 118: Great Name for a ‘90s Industrial Band

  Right this way, m'Gary! Society might be collapsing in Dooling, West Virginia (or is it?) but that's doesn't mean we can't share a double hamburg double mush pizza with the world's worst Stephen King book club. This week we talk...

  
• 01.19.2023

  Episode 117: Pillow Squad

  We finally awake in the Rightside Up and find out what's happened to (some of the) sleeping women. We talk about burying your gays, mandarin oranges, and how painfully obvious it is that this book was written by a couple...

  
• 01.13.2023

  Episode 116: Queen Mab of Boom Town

  We mosey into part ii, chapter 1 of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties" like a couple of beetles caressing the inside of a sarcophagus! Including a lesson on foraging, NepoBabies, and a whole lot of speculation about Evie's powers,...

  
• 12.30.2022

  Episode 115: The Sleeping Husbands

  As the years change hats, we close out Part I of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties" with the very sad, very iffy chapter 20! We discuss the myths and facts of the Great Chicago Fire, the facts and myths...

  
• 12.23.2022

  Episode 114: Sherlock Lobster

  Wake up, Gary, it's time to come back to Dooling! We're back to explore chapter 19 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties". Most of our time is spent at the Squeaky doing meth in the bathroom and licking up...

  
• 12.15.2022

  Episode 113: Revisiting Paranoid: A Chant (Live In Missoula)

  We're still in a frozen sleep, Gary, so we bring to you this holiday gift: Tommyknockin LIVE from Camp Horror '22! We field questions from Gary, take a look back on "Paranoid: A Chant", and take a vote to finally...

  
• 10.27.2022

  Episode 112: The Frog Elsa

  Crack that back, Gary, as we mosey through chapter 18 of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! In this episode you will confront the horrible truths about the Aurora flu, experiment on a sleeping child in the name of science,...

  
• 10.21.2022

  Episode 111: Snorting Viagra

  We're stretching our arms and practicing our mouth powers as we go through chapter 17 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! Join us as we spill some hot goss about Mary Shelley, harp on the world's worst baby name,...

  
• 10.14.2022

  Episode 110: Racism & Union Busting

  Dare to diss with us, Gary, as we rhyme our way through chapter 16 of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! Answer such questions as: why doesn't Charley wear a pillbox hat? Can Eliza name even five wrestlers? Plus, the...

  
• 10.06.2022

  Episode 109: A Fox Of Character

  Tippy-tap your little fox toes with us, Gary, we've got a job to do. It's chapter 15 of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! We analyze some stress dreams, have one hell of a Gary Junior, and lay witness to...

  
• 09.29.2022

  Episode 108: A Sweet & Sour Love Story

  We FINALLY get a glimpse of the dream world in this, chapter 14 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! Join us and be sure to address Charley properly as we discuss workplace crushes, do some sick-ass dream interpretations, and...

  
• 09.23.2022

  Episode 107: One-Foot Monster

  Swing on through chapter 12 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties" with us, the world's shittiest book club. Witness grandmummies who are totally cops, Eliza's Eli Roth rant, and the world's most useless grocery store run. It's time to...

  
• 09.15.2022

  Episode 106: Close But No Doves

  Have you gone to you book club? Yes you have, and this week it's chapter 12 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! We discuss whether there are any good Angels, misunderstand each others' TPEOCQs, and explore the wonderful and...

  
• 09.08.2022

  Episode 105: 13 Pages of Sadness

  Buckle up, Boo Boo, as we coarse through chapter 11 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! It's a sad one, Gary, as we tackle Xanax overdoses, the sad truth behind refrigerator children, and foster kid fight clubs. Hug your...

  
• 08.25.2022

  Episode 104: Loose Tuna

  Stretch your way with us through chapter ten of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties", Gary! We witness some wonderful misogyny, a disturbing story about Emo Philips, and confer with the queen of the prison rats. People say we're pretty...

  
• 08.19.2022

  Episode 103: Are You There, God? It's Me, A Gun

  Welcome, and dive with us through chapter 10 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties". Charley has a whole Axe cologne rant, Eliza learns a ton about wrestling, and you can finally meet Pecknecchio. You're so lucky, Gary!---------------------Tommyknockin is brought...

  
• 08.11.2022

  Episode 102: Bi-Cep Tramp Stamp

  Sweat it out with us as we swamp through Chapter 8 of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! We answer the important questions in this chapter, such as: what do women really want? Are cashews nuts? Is Emma Roberts nuts?...

  
• 08.05.2022

  Episode 101: Milking It

  Crash and burn with us as we tiptoe through chapter 7 of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties" and milk these four pages for all their worth! Some character updates, light predictions, as well as facts about flying, cows, and...

  
• 07.28.2022

  Episode 100: Party With Men

  ONE HUNDRED! As we sail into chapter six of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties" we rejoice and reflect on the 99 previous episodes. Interpreting some seriously crazy dreams, discuss our first periods and the length of Wonder Woman's vagina,...

  
• 07.14.2022

  Episode 99: Bringing Byrus Back

  Hold on to your tuchus, Gary, as we go through Chapter 5 of Stephen & Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! This week we ask the important questions: Who wrote the ice water joke? What's up with Eliza's parents and Mad Men's...

  
• 07.08.2022

  Episode 98: An Eclipse of Moths

  It's heating up as we tackle chapter 4 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties"! Charley gives us a biology lesson while we enjoy some Jaws humor, discuss the horror of high school locker rooms, and say the word "cocoon"...

  
• 07.01.2022

  Episode 97: The Soap Box Special

  We're going through Chapter 3 of "Sleeping Beauties" and raging against the man in this one! PPE & The It Girl focus on life advice from a fox, the anger of our fathers, and predict whether or not every woman...

  
• 06.23.2022

  Episode 96: A Boom & A Plume

  Goof on through chapter 2 of "Sleeping Beauties" with us, whether you're a Gary Stew or Garie Marie (or outside the bine-Gary). Enjoy Charley gushing about her handsome son, learn every side of the formula for sound travel, and the...

  
• 06.17.2022

  Episode 95: Return of Argle Bargle

  We're diving in to Chapter 1 of Stephen and Owen King's "Sleeping Beauties" and have one thing to say: ARGLE BARGLE! Join us as we comb through this scattered & emotional beginning to the book, establish a secret handshake, and...

  
• 06.09.2022

  Episode 94: A Common Fox

  Welcome to Season 5, Gary! This week we're starting the book "Sleeping Beauties" by Stephen & Owen King. Join us as we interpret each other's dreams, explore the dark reality of this book's dedication, and straight up dog on Owen...

  
• 05.26.2022

  Episode 93: Bailey Break: Vampires Don't Wear Podcast Dots

  Introducing a new between-season segment: Bailey Break! To cleanse the palette before season five, we're putting on our children's boots and reading the first book in the Bailey School Kids series, "Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots". Join us as we...

  
• 05.20.2022

  Episode 92: Maine Attractions: Anything For Gary

  Lean back for the final time, Gary, and fall into a freezer full of shocking Bladerunner confessions, our final Addy Fact/'Salem's Lottery totals, and a nurse who's totally getting fired! Also, what's a girl got to do to get a...

  
• 05.13.2022

  Episode 91: Maine Attractions: Hutch & Puss (w/ Jordan Demander)

  Now that we're snuggling up in the freezer, the Emperor of Ice Cream materializes to discuss the 1979 adaptation of 'Salem's Lot, complete with Tobe Hooper facts, Jeep doors that refuse to close, and a casual debunking of the Poltergeist...

  
• 05.05.2022

  Episode 90: Hampod Three: Vag Breath (Part III Recap With Amy Lee Smith)

  As we are tucked in by certified witch Amy Lee Smith (J.A.C.K Podcast) we have our final discussion of 'Salem's Lot before moving on to the television adaptations. Including a final Vocabugary quiz, a shirtless and tipsy Eliza, and a...

  
• 04.28.2022

  Episode 89: Epilogue: Lemonade Munchies

  Join us in the epilogue of "'Salem's Lot" as we set fire to the witch grass, learn about the demise of John Wayne, and reveal the real reason behind Eliza's purity ring in high school. Plus, Charley hints at next...

  
• 04.21.2022

  Episode 88: Is It Hereditary?

  Lean back and listen as we revisit the Lot to bury Jimmy Cody, have a Real Talk moment about King's use of queer characters, and experience the most thrilling and quizzical 'Salem's Lottery yet! Part iii, Chapter 15Find us on...

  
• 04.14.2022

  Episode 87: Rat In The Pool Table

  Look upon us, Gary, as we bid farewell to the Emperor of Ice Cream and make our way to the enboobied boarding house. We have surprising definitions, bad health advice from Survivaliza, and a comprehensive history on Charley's cool grandfather!...

  
• 04.07.2022

  Episode 86: Blue Chalk

  We are here with waning voices to answer life's most pressing questions, Gary, such as: Do soda fountains sell bus tickets? How does one speak in italics? Does Charley have auctioneering experience? Also, we talk chalk and dog on Denise...

  
• 04.02.2022

  Episode 85: Sweet Suckin' Revenge

  Hi Gary! We're back on track with this latest section of 'Salem's Loiterin' as we discuss last meals, gruesome coconut deaths, and a distinct lack of beavers thus far. Join us once more, Gary, and remember: bananas don't cause Addison's...

  
• 03.25.2022

  Human Error

  Hi Gary! Unfortunately we experienced some technical difficulties this week and will not be posting an episode. We will be back next Thursday with a brand new meeting of the world's shittiest book club, so til then please study your...

  
• 03.17.2022

  Episode 84: The Deserted Village

  Join us in Part III: The Deserted Village as we navigate the dead town and gear up before nightfall. Including Addisonian crises, a stinky root cellar, and millennial speculation as to what a root cellar is! Sleep all day and...

  
• 03.10.2022

  Episode 83: Hampod Two: Flippers, Flippers, Flippers (Part II Recap With Amy Lee Smith)

  We are joined in our loitering by Missoula comic Amy Lee Smith in our chaotic recap of Part II: The Emperor Of Ice Cream. Ragging on Flippers, a vocabugary quiz, and some predictions for the next chapter as well as...

  
• 03.03.2022

  Episode 82: The Calm Before The Storm

  Sit with us in the eye as we say good-bye to the Emperor of Ice Cream and finish up Part II. We bring you lessons about Vampirella, screaming retrievers, and cool preachers! -------------------Tommyknockin is brought to you by Rhythm Insurance,...

  
• 02.24.2022

  Episode 81: Twilight Onions

  Susan is on a deadly adventure with Mark Petrie, and we're just over here trying not to get fridged. Join us this week for facts about Houdini, some Twilight fangirling, and perhaps our saddest Addy Fact to date! --------------------Tommyknockin is...

  
• 02.18.2022

  Episode 80: Elvish Flood

  Teen hearththrob Dr. Jimmy Cody needs no convincing when it comes to the paranormal, so we quickly find ourselves in hot water with a cold body. Speaking of which, we get Eliza's opinion on cold butts, as well as some...

  
• 02.11.2022

  Episode 79: Too Quick For Glick

  Vampire hypnotism! Vampire rats! Vampire infants! The Lot is infected with bloodsuckers and domestic violence, and only a few people know what's up! Also: an update on lobster drama, the Doris Day debate, and a fine look at the book's...

  
• 02.04.2022

  Episode 78: Lobster Drama

  Hi Gary! We scrape our way past the Floyd Tibbits attack to focus on 70s hunks, the science of small town gossip, and the world's first "that's what she said" joke. So lean back and remember: you are Susan Norton.-------------------Tommyknockin...

  
• 01.28.2022

  Episode 76: Pope Poopus Pantus The Turd

  Hi Gary! Dive into part II of 'Salem's Lot with your old pals, Sparky & The Empress of Missoula, and brace yourself for an unprecedented amount of scatological sacrilege! We start this section with some obscure vampire lore, ice cream...

  
• 01.20.2022

  We'll Be Back Next Week, Gary

  Hi, Gary! Due to scheduling issues Tommyknockin will be back next week with a new episode to dive in to Part II: The Emperor Of Ice Cream. Stay warm and lean back!