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Welcome to Episode 73, where we continue our "too much Americana" theme, break out our hoochiest heels for the local Applebee's, and review Hunter Killer.

Why are the names of fireworks so extra? What's the likelihood we'd be able to pick up a point off Serena Williams? Is it normal to crave the approval from the maitre'd?

Join us next week when we review Sniper Special Ops, available on Prime!

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Welcome to Episode 72, where we are watching the next installment of our “Too Much Americana” themed movie called White House Down.

Are you buckled in for a very chaotic episode? Have you ever wondered if all of your hosts are in to golf? Why is this movie so long but still so boring? 

Next week, we will be watching Hunter Killer which is available on Netflix!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram 

Welcome to Episode 71, where we talk A LOT about state dicks and some about a movie called "Interceptor" which is available on Netflix.

Was Chris Hemsworth trying to not steal the limelight or just saw the writing on the wall with this movie? How quickly or slowly is time running at any given time? Did Rahul even TRY to not get murdered? Most importantly, what is the correct way to measure a state dick?

Next week we will be staying on theme in "Too Much Americana" by watching Channing Tatum save Jamie Foxx in "White House Down" on Netflix.

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 70, where we are finishing up books to terrible moves. This week we are reviewing the accidental comedy psy-fi film, Battlefield Earth.

There is a robust conversation about Barry Goddamn Pepper. A brief foray into the world of tasting Kerbango. And lastly is knowledge really power when everyone else is an idiot?

In honor of the 4th of July and America's illustrious history, our next named theme is "Too Much Americana." Starting off this theme will be "Interceptors" available on Netflix.

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram.

Welcome to Episode 69 (nice) where we are taking hits mentally, physically, and professionally, and continue our theme of Great Books to Terrible Movies with our review of The Giver.

Are coworkers just bad group project members with more education and responsibility? Is the basis of society some guy's horniness? Is Gabe the Antichrist?

Next week, we will be finishing our theme of Great Books That Became Terrible Movies with Battlefield Earth (available on Prime Video).

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram.

Did Jess mess up the audio? And then need to delete it so she could re-upload to cover her tracks? The answer to both of those questions is yes :)

Welcome to Episode 68, where we are watching the second installment of our “Books that became terrible movies” series. This week we are reviewing the not scary thriller, The Woman In The Window.

What are your rankings of best to worst grocery stores? Do you agree that death is in fact a medical condition? How much do you think David was paying in rent to live with an absolutely crazy woman on the Upper West Side? 

Next week, we will be continuing the theme of Books That Became Terrible Movies with The Giver (available on Max).

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram 

Welcome to the horror show of Episode 67, where we close our Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson chapter and pickup our next theme of "Great Books, Terrible Movies." This week the hosts subject themselves to one of Brett's beloved Young Adult genre books that made it to the silver screen with this showing of "Eragon", which is available on Max.

Our hosts wrestle with the deep literary themes at play here like whether not having any discernable character development was a good choice. Or what is the film maker trying to convey by having no real timeline that the plot happens within. Ultimately this leads to speculation on how ineffective management styles are probably holding the Empire back from maximizing shareholder value. Sad.

Next week, the hosts are watching more "Great Books, Bad Movies" with a viewing of "The Woman in the Window" which is available on Netflix.

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As always, big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music. Go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve.

Welcome to Episode 66, where we are ending our Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson themed month with one of his OG films, Be Cool (available on MAX).

Why aren’t there any normal people in this movie? Did Cedric the Entertainer eat and leave no crumbs during is epic monologue? Was this movie where Fred Durst and John Travolta met for the first time to concept the development of The Fanatic?

Next week, we will be kicking off our new theme of Books That Became Terrible Movies with Eragon (available on Disney+).

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 65, where we review Bridget's White Whale San Andreas, and trace our anxiety origins back to Mapquest.

Why are there so many vehicles in this movie? Is the power of FAMILY that strong? How many other people were traumatized from Final Destination's logging truck?

Join us next week when we review the STARSTUDDED Be Cool, available on Max.

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 64, where we are watching the least exciting heist movie ever made, Empire State (available on Max). This is the 2nd of 4 installments of “The Rock” movie reviews.

Is everyone shocked that Brett is at an UNCALIBRATED 1?! How trusting of a news source is The Greek Reporter? Is mummy the original whey isolate protein? 

Next week, we will be reviewing Bridget’s white whale which is San Andreas. You can find that treat on Max. 

Is there a movie or series you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve