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Welcome to Episode 53, where we are reviewing the first installment of a complete flop of a series called “The Idol” available on MAX. 

Are we mentally well with all of the manic laughing that’s going on? Why does HBO just add random nudity all the time? Why do The Weeknd and Jared Leto just play themselves (aka kinda creepy dudes) in all of the shows/movies they star in?

Next week, we will be reviewing Episode 2 of The Idol! 

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 52, the one year anniversary of the show! This is where your 3 favorite hosts review "Kissing Booth" and are horrified by what they see.

The non-stop horrors include the ethical dilemmas in the operation of a kissing booth that is employing high schoolers. Or how a high school photographer is doing tasteful softcore porn. Or just why did Jacob Elordi put an XL sticker on his cup, leading to the rise of another mythical character from Brett's background, Horsecock Sanchez.

Join us next week as we switch gears and do our first ever TV series, the first episode of "The Idol," available on Max!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve.

Welcome to Episode 51, Mothercluckers, where your 3 favorite hosts (sadists?) review Paper Towns and delve into the wonderful world of nerd cliques.

Is Jess the new Shaun White? Why did millennials text with alternately capitalized letters in 2008? What in the yeehaw John Green BS was this movie?

Join us next week for our review of The Kissing Booth, available on Netflix!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 50, where we are reviewing the romcom with almost no “rom” in it - Senior Year available on Netflix.

Do you think the writers just forgot that this was supposed to be a romcom? Why didn’t Stephanie ask any questions about the major life events that happened in the world since she was last awake? Are lunchables to blame for our love of charcuterie boards?

Join us next week for our review of Paper Towns, available on MAX!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 49, where your hosts are so full of life and vigor before the Detroit Lions let them down once again! This week we review “Happiness for Beginners” starring Ellie Kemper and available on Netflix.

This movie forces its viewers to soul search and ask yourself profound questions like “would you be okay if your best friend started banging your sibling?” Or “is Helen actually just in witness protection from the Scranton Strangler?” Also, “was Ricky actually a career criminal?” The normal existential questions that every person asks when considering their core being.

Join us next week when we review “Senior Year,” available on Netflix.

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at @[email protected]. 

Big ups to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve.

Welcome to the wonderfully chaotic Episode 48, where we review You People chosen by the OG Pav, and get a special extended cameo from Sophie!

Are you having a panic attack or do you just need to calm down? How deep does cringe-stagram go? Is Hood Tron the best wedding theme to ever be pitched?

Join us next week when we review Happiness for Beginners, available on Netflix!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 47 mothercluckers where we're gatekeeping, gaslighting, and girlbossing our way through Heart of Stone.

Why ARE college books so expensive? Was Gal Gadot, or was Gal Gadot NOT, channeling Mushu? Should Bridget visit Glenn Close in Greenwich?

Join us next week for our review of the Intern Josh Pick brought to you by the OG Pav: You People, available on Netflix!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 46, where we are reviewing the final installment of the Magic Mike franchise - Magic Mike’s Last Dance - with an epic call back to the car amp episode and featuring the marvelous Lauren and Sophie (aka The Menace). 

Is the new holy trinity chapped ass, chafed nuts and bound up panties? How can you even have a female empowerment movie with approximately 3 women in it? Do you think the strippers were the personality hires of the group? 

Join us next week for our review of Heart of Stone, available on Netflix!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 45, the lead off movie for TDTTTC reviewing the best worst 2023 movies, starting off with The Flash, available on Max!

The highlights of this week’s episode include an exploration of rich person extreme sports like Norwegian Icelandic Cross Skiing, Fire Edition. Figuring out what the right title sponsors are for the Flash’s Chronobowl once it inevitably enters into the College Football arena. And the hosts try to figure out what exactly would happen when the Flash hits someone.

Join us next week when we review “Magic Mike: The Last Dance,” available on Max and Hulu.

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at @[email protected]. 

Big ups to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve. 

Welcome to Episode 44, a situational comedy romance movie that might actually be masquerading as a horror film, a review of The Family Stone.

Does this family know each other biblically? Which fast food chain should have their customers put on a list? And finally, who is the hottest Game of Thrones character?

Join us next week when we review The Flash, available on MAX! (Editor's Note: Not Disney+, appropriate punishments were administered out)

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected].

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve.