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Welcome to Episode 33, where we review Non-Stop, brought to you by the Mitch McConnell freeze face.

Is Skinny Jeans practicing to be the newest character in the Fast and Furious franchise? Is Mercury in the microwave? Why do Agent Marks by lyin' so much?

Join us next week when we review The Pope's Exorcist, available on Netflix!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 32, where we are reviewing the hottest take we’ve had yet called The Menu. 

Do you think candy bacon on a s’more could be delicious? What type of kitchen appliance would make the best safe word? How many cackles did we hear from Jess this week?

Join us next week to hear all about Non-Stop, available on Netflix!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 30, where TDTTTC reviews "Missing" on Netflix as your favorite chaotic hosts speculating on the dark origins of this movie.

The hosts ask important questions like were these characters developed by 65 year old white men trying to get the respect they deserve from the younger generation? Was the independent contractor Javi actually an inside man? And most importantly, Jess and Bridget profess their undying love for Law & Order: SVU.

Join us next week to hear our review of "The Menu" starring Anya-Taylor Joy which is available on HBO MAX!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve.

Welcome to Episode 30, where we review Rampage and remix "I'm just Ken" with Howard Shore's ICONIC "Concerning Hobbits." This week is brought to you by Bridget's technical difficulties.

Has Brett's new catchphrase become "my innards are out"? Was the alligator on Swamp Monsters and nobody knew? Would George be the worst gym spotter?

Join us next week to hear our review of Missing, available on Netflix!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 29, where we are reviewing the HIGHLY REALISTIC movie called Cocaine Bear. 

What if the Cocaine Bear was just trying to pitch tourists new business ideas? How many terrible accents did we get from Brett this week? Was dim sum the original girl dinner?

Join us next week to hear our review of Rampage (featuring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, available on Max!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to episode 28, where we review Eternals and have a passionate debate about gaslighting.

We are putting on our journalism hats to ask hard-hitting questions like was Ikaris grooming a 7,000 year old? Does Arishem need to run a Six Sigma program to improve his manufacturing process? And does the English language predate Mesopotamia?

Join us next week when we review Cocaine Bear, available on Amazon Prime!

Is there a movie you would like to subject us to? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected].

As always, a shoutout to Pizza Steve for the intro music. Go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 27, where we review Aladdin and thank whatever Sky Daddy you believe in that we're not Scooter Braun.

Is Aladdin the original Crash Bandicoot? Did Jasmine's underwire put in the best performance of this movie? Are quokkas the Jasons and Kyles of the animal kingdom?

Join us next week when we review Eternals available on Disney+!

Is there a movie you would like to subject us to? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected].

As always, a shoutout to Pizza Steve for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 26 where we review Avatar: The Way of the Water and determine the first documented case of a guy that fucked around and subsequently found out.

Does this movie teach us the meaning of "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"? How many war crimes were committed during Pandora Invasion 2.0? Would you rather have Legolas or Neytiri on your side?

Join us next week as we review Aladdin (2019) available on Disney+!

Is there a movie you would like to subject us to? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected].

As always, a shoutout to Pizza Steve for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Give a Listen to Episode 25, where we review Suicide Squad featuring Will Smith, Jared Leto, and Margot Robbie.

We attempt to answered thought-provoking questions posed by this movie like, who is Cara Delevingne's dance coach? Or is killing criminals technically a crime? Or even what sex would be like with a witch?

Join us next week as we review Avatar: Way of the Water, available on Max!

Is there a movie you would like to subject us to? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected].

As always, a shoutout to Pizza Steve for hooking up the sick beats, go give him a listen on wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 24, where we review the 2022 movie The Invitation and also commiserate on the trials and tribulations of adulthood.

Why doesn't Brett know how to pronounce names? Who's cleaning the mansion if the vamps keep eating the help? Can we get a Vamp Sister Wives tv show off the ground?

Join us next week as we review Suicide Squad, available on (HBO) Max!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve