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Welcome to Episode 13, where we review Blacklight and unpack school-induced PTSD.

What does Brett have against Lava Cakes? Did Fred Durst make a reappearance to write the OCD portion of this script? Is this movie a parody of boomer mentality or not?

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review Black Adam, available on HBO Max.

Welcome to Episode 12, where we review The Fanatic and reevaluate the life choices that brought us to this point.

How many times did Fred Durst tell this to his friends before he decided to make it into a movie? Who was the protagonist supposed to be? What percentage of reviews are just Fred Durst with fake email addresses?

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review Blacklight, available on Amazon Prime.

Welcome to Episode 11, where we review Don't Worry Darling and consider the possibility of becoming a "stay-at-home", hold the "mom".

Did nobody in Victory sense the culty vibes? What happens if you default on your simulation subscription? Are we just supposed to believe that a woman would push all of her hard work onto the floor after slaving away in a kitchen all day?

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review The Fanatic, available on Amazon Prime.

Welcome to Episode 10, where we review the 2022 live action Pinocchio, and try to live out our best depression med commercial life.

What was the rent to live inside the whale? Does someone at Disney have a goldfish fetish? Why was Pinocchio booty poppin' in a headstand after only a day of living?

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review Don't Worry Darling, available on HBO Max.

Welcome to Episode 9, where we review X-Men: Dark Phoenix, a movie that had us reevaluating the damage that would be inflicted with a good ol’ titty twister.

How much damage would a human hand grenade do? Was Disney just going to skate on past the gay vibes that were happening at the very end? Is this movie just the explanation of the origin of Moonfall's space ghost?

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review Pinocchio, available on Disney+.

Welcome to Episode 8, where we review The Silence and learn the tough lesson that even our idols stumble.

Why was Stanley Tucci not able to duck and weave his way out of this movie? How do we get the rights to the inspirational Vesp video? Does it still count as Krav Maga if it's clearly a felony assault?

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review X-Men: Dark Phoenix, available on Disney+.

Welcome to Episode 7, where we review How It Ends, a movie that never really tells us just HOW it ends.

Why was Will just not concerned with the fact that his pregnant girlfriend was shacking up with the neighbor? When did a Cadillac sedan become the best car for an All American Road Trip? Did Tom even want to be cremated???

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review The Silence, available on Netflix.

Welcome to Episode 6, where we review Your Place or Mine, a movie that's basically a copy of every other Ashton Kutcher rom-com and also our first recommended movie!

Is Jack a victim of Munchausen by Proxy? Did nobody think about the problematic lessons Peter is teaching Jack? What is Debbie's secret that makes her love interests ready to risk it all?

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review How It Ends, available on Netflix.

Welcome to Episode 5, where we review The 355, a movie about the worst group of female international agents that ever existed and the ever-evolving art of man-hating.

Was it REALLY necessary to travel to so many different places? Did nobody think to just destroy the drive? Did Penelope Cruz have an occasional stand-in from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum?

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review Your Place or Mine, available on Netflix.

TRIGGER WARNING: Discussions of SA, please use discretion in listening to this episode.

Welcome to Episode 4, where we breakdown the movie Barbarian, a movie about a potential All-Star WNBA player/troll who decides the guests that stay in a Detroit-area AirBNB are automatically her babies. A few questions:

Does nobody use Google Streetview when booking AirBNBs? What's the troll's workout routine? Who gave Justin Long's character the AUDACITY?

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Join us next week when we review The 355, available on Amazon Prime.