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Welcome to Episode 43, a perfectly unhinged review of Deck the Halls, and the RETURN OF THE DICKS IN THE SAUNA!

Did Brett get his boss fired? What is the price of a "priceless heirloom"? How many crimes were committed during this film?

Join us next week when we review The Family Stone, available on Hulu!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 42, where we are continuing the holiday cheer with a review of The Princess Switch. 

How unhinged do you need to be to secretly swap places with someone and tell them nothing about your life or talents? How can you look identical even though you are only related by a very distant relative? What’s the next fruit going way up on the Fruit & Vegetable index?

Join us next week to hear all about Deck The Halls, available on Hulu!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 41, where we are reviewing the travesty of Christmas miracles, "Falling for Christmas." Right up top, we want to disclaim that this has spoilers, our first such disclaimer in 41 episodes.

These spoilers could include, but are not limited to, a horse that doubles as a therapist? The main love interest running an OnlyFans voyeur account? Perhaps even a deep dive into Shark Tank?

Join us next week when we review "The Princess Switch," available on Netflix!

Is there a movie that you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected].

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve.

Welcome to Episode 40, where we are reviewing the incomparable ice hockey movie, Go Figure. THE INTERN JOSH PICK OF THE MONTH!

Was this the most chaotic episode to date (yes lol)? How long did Jess do Tai Chi during the recording of this episode (all of it lol)? How many twinks did the adult male figures in this movie find on Grindr (so so many lol)?

Join us next week to hear all about Falling For Christmas, available on Netflix, as we kick off the holiday themed month of December!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 39, where we review Get A Clue and weigh the ramifications of playing a Murder Mystery with the Cartel.

Did the production staff have no earthly idea of the cost of buying property in NYC? Did Mr. Walker pull his inspiration from Jeffrey Epstein? Is Lindsay Lohan reviewing all of her old movies to boost the ratings?

Join us next week when we review Go Figure, available on Disney+!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at ⁠[email protected]⁠

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 38, where we are reviewing the best basketball movie ever made - Double Teamed.

Do you think “what an odd thing to say” is the worst corporate diss known to humankind? Could the dad in this movie gotten any more toxic? How unhinged do you need to be to drink an OG 4 Loko?

Join us next week to hear all about Get A Clue, available on Disney+!

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected]

Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 37 cluckers. This week we review “Haunted Mansion,” available on Disney+. 

Our hosts welcome back a host/fan favorite Jared Leto back onto the podcast in movie form. We ask the hard questions like “why are you the way you are Jared?” Additionally, “what curse would Jared Leto release onto the land?” Lastly, the MidSize Sedan Award makes an appearance.

Join us next week to listen to a review of “Double Teamed,” available on Disney+ (Editors Note: Not Pornhub). 

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at @[email protected]. 

Big ups to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve. 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN MOTHERCLUCKERS!

Welcome to Episode 36, and boy do we have a spooky one for you. This week we review The Haunting in Connecticut, based on a super true story (~*but believe what you want*~), and where we bring Jess back down to earth after a long stretch of mastering the socials.

Was Houdini the OG Hater? Was this movie's director just REALLY afraid of birds? Who do we have to petition to change the meaning of the word "ostracize" to "the act of being attacked by an ostrich"?

Join us next week when we review the 2023 rendition of Haunted Mansion, available on Disney+!

Welcome to Episode 34, where your favorite hosts review "The Pope's Exorcist" on MAX, which unsurprisingly goes awry again.

These hosts deliver hard-hitting movie journalism, asking the tough questions like "what does Hell, Inc. sell?" Or "is the Pope's Exorcist Shrek coded?" Through our investigative journalism, we dare to ask "do men wax their balls?" Buckle up and listen all the way through or Asmodeus will come get you.

Join us next week to hear a review of "Jennifer's Body," starring Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried, available for FREE on Hulu.

Is there a movie you think we should review? DM us on Instagram @TDTTTCPod or send us an email at [email protected].

Big ups to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve.