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Welcome to Episode 23, where we are reviewing a dazzling film that features the entire Avery family called Super Sucker. 

Were you able to spot the Avery fam? Did you also pause the movie and laugh at Jess’s heinous haircut? Would you be open to testing out the Homemaker’s Little Helper?

Join us next week as we review The Invitation (2022) on Netflix!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 22, where we review Samaritan and how to spot potentially dangerous interactions between your young child and an older man who has suddenly taken an interest in them.

Also covered, is Brett an indoor cat? Was Tekashi 6ix9ine originally cast in a role for this movie? Did Sylvester Stallone come up with character names like Taylor Swift writes hit songs? Most importantly, was a character in this film inspired by Casey Anthony?

Join in on the misery next week as we watch Jeff Daniels flop in Super Sucker! Available for free on Amazon Prime! (What a deal!)

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Big shoutout to PIZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 21, where we review The Mother and review the proper etiquette to be exercised in public saunas.

Who told JLo and the writers that it's okay to dump copious amounts of superglue in a bullet wound? Did therapy just not exist in this movie? And, most importantly, does the grind ever sleep???

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 20, where we are reviewing the incredibly poor fight scenes and lack of a plot line in Jiu Jitsu.

What’s this alien’s beef with Jiu Jitsu fighters? Why does literally nobody prepare for the absolute slaughtering that they know is about to happen? Do they not know that if you just whip your dick out you automatically win the fight? 

*CORRECTION*

We planned to watch San Andreas for the next episode but unfortunately that movie is no longer streaming. We will be watching The Mother on Netflix instead!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 19, where we are reviewing the poor writing and police work in a little movie called The Little Things. 

Why is every detective so terrible at their job? And why did Deke feel it’s necessary to grab Sparma’s Shlong? But the real question is... was there any bigger jump scare than whenever Jared Leto was on the screen? 

Join us next week to hear all about Nicholas Cage in Jiu Jitsu available on Netflix!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 18, where we are reviewing the HIGHLY SUSPICIOUS movie called Cosmopolis. 

What was the point of the daily prostate exams? Why does everyone talk in poems and riddles? And what would Xzibit and the rest of the crew at West Coast Customs do to pimp out this ride? 

Join us next week to hear all about The Little Things, available on Hulu!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 17, where we are reviewing a snooze-fest of a movie called Amsterdam and there are a few awards to give out this week! 

Taylor Swift - Anti Stanley Tucci Award

Robert De Niro - The Bag Chaser Award & The Mid Sized Sedan Award

Jess - The YUUUUUCCCKKKK Achievement

How much cocaine was actually in the pills that Bert was taking? Why was everyone so obsessed with birdwatching and Heroine infused eyedrops? Is anyone shocked that Jess picked wine as her drink of choice while rating this movie? 

Join us next week as we review Cosmopolis, available on Hulu!

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 16, where we review Battleship and take a deep dive (get it?) into the world of illegal underground (underwater?) boxing matches.

Is it unfortunate that battleships can back up? Why do aliens have hands for her pleasure? Just what is RIMPAC?

Join us next week when we review Amsterdam, available on Max.

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 15, where we review Old, and try to figure out which of us is the favorite (but don't tell us because then two of us would be sad :( )

Was this movie just a M Night Shyamalan scheme to stay at a tropical resort? Did the same fairy from Pinocchio use her talents on Maddox and Trent's brains? What was the payout like from the medical corporation to Maddox and Trent?

Join us next week when we review Battleship, available on Netflix.

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve

Welcome to Episode 14, where we review Black Adam and give the ever-present Kool-Aid Man aesthetic the BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE.

Was the Justice Society just a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses or scammers attempting to contact Black Adam about his car's extended warranty? Would this movie be elevated to 5 stars if they chose to mic up the super heroes and got The Rock a better fitting costume? On a scale of 1-10 (with 10 being the best), how close do you think Brett's predictions are for the next movie?

Join us next week when we review Old, available on HBO Max.

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Big shoutout to PiZZA STEVE for the intro music, go listen to him wherever you get your music, and follow him on Instagram @officialpizzasteve