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Welcome to Too Online, frontline reporting on unserious internet news. Dajana Bogojevic joins the show to explain the Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni drama that the internet wouldn't STFU about this weekend.

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Welcome to Too Online, frontline reporting on unserious internet news. Amani Orr joins the show to tell us about the viral Cannes Film Festival Security Guard.

• Romy Mars Single
• Nastiest Read You've Ever Seen
• Biden Meme Lord Job Post
• Cannes Film Festival Security Guard
• Kelly Rolland Funny Take

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Welcome to Too Online, frontline reporting on unserious internet news. Caitlyn Poli comes on the show to tell us about Marc Jacob's God-Tier marketing strategy.

• Goldfish in the Grass
• Pride Etiquette
• Paul Mescal and Natalie Portman Cig
• Loewe Tomato
• Marc Jacobs Tiktok

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Welcome to Too Online, frontline reporting on unserious internet news.

• Orlando Baby
• Kneading Dough Photo
• Chet Hanks Explainer
• Ayo & Jeremy
• Match My Freak
• Charli XCX 360 Music Video

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1) Color Analysis

• Color Analysis Video
• Rubber Bands on Ears

2) Onika Burgers

• original meme
• Can someone explain Onika Burgers to me?

3) GameStop Memestock Pops Again

• Original meme from Roaring Kitty
• Lit Capital The Wire meme
• Lit Capital dominos meme
• Wall Street Bets

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Welcome to Too Online, frontline reporting on unserious internet news. This week we brought on music executive Melanie McClain to break down the diss track drama between Drake and Kendrick Lamar. We get briefed on the timeline and then talk through the internet's response. Timeline and memes below:

Diss Tracks (in order): October 13, 2023: Drake ft J. Cole - First Person Shooter https://youtu.be/Xty2gi5cMa8?si=ZPTcn2gk6vTl3RZE March 26, 2024: Future & Metro Boomin ft Kendrick Lamar - Like That https://youtu.be/N9bKBAA22Go?si=73jAFY4V5SrSLhYu April 5: J. Cole - 7 Minute Drill https://youtu.be/F18RQuT3-c0?si=pAIfPtp85FhX6Y0v April 15: Rick Ross - Champagne Moments https://youtu.be/xORl2QZr4Fc?si=JhBii-s4NaTVe5V- April 19: Drake - Push Ups https://youtu.be/HKH9p19PRLA?si=cO79Du-wJ8E7a6Fy Drake - Taylor Made Freestyle https://youtu.be/zhEiduBxX4c?si=Hqz7YhDc9jPbu6YS April 30: Kendrick Lamar - Euphoria https://x.com/kendricklamar/status/1785329265825001695?s=46 https://youtu.be/NPqDIwWMtxg?si=cS2whyXz6ywweW5P May 3: Kendrick Lamar - 6:16 In LA https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6gdClArPXc/?igsh=NXVpNHNpd2k4NHJ1 Drake - Family Matters https://www.instagram.com/reel/C6h9xrguXBD/?igsh=YTh2OWkzcmIyMGhq https://youtu.be/ZkXG3ZrXlbc?si=HOGm1QvhlXtKyQIV Kendrick Lamar - meet the grahams https://x.com/kendricklamar/status/1786606897224941651?s=46 https://youtu.be/2QiFl9Dc7D0?si=PZPNwhhJTxBsQa_C May 4: Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us https://x.com/kendricklamar/status/1786906864346681733?s=46 https://youtu.be/phLb_SoPBlA?si=xEdqORwWb0Su94QQ May 5: Metro Boomin - BBL DRIZZY beat https://x.com/metroboomin/status/1787038173501039095?s=46 Drake - The Heart Pt 6 https://x.com/drake/status/1787294993079750767?s=46 https://www.instagram.com/p/C6m73NuOo8k/?igsh=MWZ6d2g3YjhveDQ3cw== https://youtu.be/HJeY-FXidDQ?si=x64ZiItrX7UNLxAb Memes: https://x.com/bitcoinzay/status/1786912350911471861?s=46 https://x.com/tenilleclarke1/status/1786918218671493491?s=46 https://x.com/hipcityreg/status/1787165877047009748?s=46 https://x.com/traphousesports/status/1787130176389644648?s=46 https://x.com/artofdialogue_/status/1787121915565408395?s=46 https://x.com/anothratname/status/1787313371177496691?s=46 https://x.com/iam_johnw/status/1786910490779623583?s=46 https://x.com/yallqunt/status/1786916704011821287?s=46 https://x.com/universallycape/status/1786424007744516440?s=46 https://x.com/whereswongo/status/1786406747554414828?s=46 https://x.com/kingjosiah54/status/1786434127828500891?s=46 https://x.com/bitcoinzay/status/1786616874618212601?s=46 https://x.com/kaypoissonone/status/1787055393115390366?s=46 https://x.com/noahyoo/status/1785335162659647765?s=46 https://x.com/trungtphan/status/1787320358653358545?s=46 https://x.com/abdookin/status/1786618311871992246?s=46 https://x.com/marmarr08/status/1786601490926231715?s=46

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• Boy Room
• luka big pants
• Gymnasium

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Welcome to Too Online, frontline reporting on unserious internet news.

Links in order of appearance:

• Hands Tok Creator
• Bridgerton Scene Creator
• Mary Boone
• Mary Boone subreddit thread

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Welcome to Too Online, frontline reporting on unserious internet news.

Links in order of appearance:

• The Cut article, The Case for Marrying an Older Man
• Fish Doorbell

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Welcome to Too Online, frontline reporting on unserious internet news.

Links in order of appearance:

• Disney Bounding
• Paul's Bounding Best Of
• Donghua Jinlong Industrial Grade Glycine

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