Too Woke Boys

The boys get together to discuss hurricane Helene, they then have to figure out if they care about the state of North Carolina.

John Kerry wants the first amendment to be reevaluated because climate change.

Lebanon is really going through it and the boys are looking to help any displaced women.

Mayor Eric Adams pleads not guilty to federal corruption charges.

Sydney Sweeney has several articles out about her breasts and the boys come to their defense.

A letter from a big time listener who is in a jam.

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The boys get together to discuss the current updates regarding the P Diddy situation, the freak offs, the baby oil, etc.

Kamala Harris accepts invitation from CNN for 2nd presidential debate, invites Trump.

Macklemore chants against America, and the boys come to the conclusion that he is trying to steal their woke boy valor.

The boys address the wild information about the Hezbollah pager and walkie talkie attacks.

The boys thank a fan for their contributions to the show, the boys also offer their philanthropy to any women out there that will have it.

An email from a fan.

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The boys get into the show by talking about yet another attempt on former president and current cheeto Donald Trump.

Donald Trump announces his hatred for Taylor Swift after her post endorsing Kamala.

Viral video shows Biden wearing a Trump hat.

The boys talk emmys.

Also the notes app apology saga continues, this time its Dave Growl to deliver a solid notes app apology.

Also in band fight news Jane's Addiction ends tour over fighting on stage.

The boys also give advice, and hear a few poems for poetry corner.

Send poems to the boys, but also send the boys NOTES APP APOLOGIES. We would love to have a "safe space" reading where you guys send notes app apologies.

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The boys are back from a little hiatus of pre-recorded episodes to talk about using AI content, the four hour work day/ week, and obviously how dedicated the boys are to bringing our (very dumb, uneducated) listeners the highest level, uplifting and enriching content.

The boys discuss the upcoming debate, the school shooting, and the heat wave.

Bradley Whitford Slams Cheryl Hines for not speaking out after her husband endorsed Trump for president. The boys weigh out the possible options for what to do when you have a political disagreement with a family member or loved one. The boys also weigh in on George Bush's silence on his stance in the election this year.

The boys read an email from a influencer and fan.

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This episode was prerecorded on 08-18-24

The boys discuss flying etiquette, joining the mile high club, and also joining the same club for riding a public bus.

Col brings in a buzzfeed article that is classic buzzfeed fun. Probably written by a team of comedy writers, Chris guesses a joke in the article unintentionally.

The boys finally address emails...

Poetry corner, FMK, and Would You Rathers from listeners!

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The boys get together in a prerecorded episode (recorded on 08-18-24).

The boys discuss Matthew Perry's case situation.

The Australian breakdancer Raygun and the controversy surrounding them and the corruption involved in the case.

The boys get into more fairy tale stories when they discuss the details around the Rapunzel story.

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The boys get together to record a barrage of episodes because of scheduling.
The boys discuss the "Very Demure" meme.
CNN puts a "People Magazine" style article for what celebrities will be at the DNC instead of what the policies or topics of interest that may be covered. It's more important to know that Queen Bae or T-Swift will be there instead of asking what platform candidates will be running on.
Trump and Elon talk on X or Twitter as it used to be called.
The boys discuss the shift in the left and right over moral panic and free love movement type stuff. This all happens because of the pic of Lauren Boebert's body tattoo.

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The boys discuss Donald Trump breaking silence on X.

Harris announces an elimination of taxes on tips for service workers.

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The boys get together to discuss Kamala's playlist that just went up on Spotify that was made by a political organization. Its called "It's Kamencing"

CNN says the stock market is crashing but that doesn't mean that a crash happened.

Kamala has final meetings with VP hopefuls before announcements.

RFK admits to dumping a bear carcass in NYC Central Park.

Lies men tell women on TikTok.

The boys elaborate on the White Dudes for Kamala meeting, a zoom meeting where a white woman condescends on how to speak to black people.

Doug Emhoff admits to cheating on ex wife. But it doesn't matter because he found our queen Kamala.

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The boys discuss the situation with the olympics, the anger they got for the opening ceremony.

Gavin Newsom issues executive order to remove homeless encampments.

Trump is virtually tied with Kamala in a new poll.

Bob Ballard speaks out after getting fired for comments about women swim team.

A grass roots organization called White Dudes for Harris just started to get white dudes jazzed for Kamala.

Grindr crashes during the RNC in Milwaukee.

Violence erupts at a Taylor Swift dance party in the UK.

The boys discuss why we are not sports guys and how we like obscure olympic sports, the women's one of course.

The boys take a look at Kamala's TikTok Account.

Chris volunteers to be a towel boy for the olympics.

A few poems were sent in by some fans.

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