Too Woke Boys

By Jeff Zenisek

The Too Woke Boys are the only podcast providing a voice for women and people of color, hosted by two straight, white, cis men.... more

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How many episodes does Too Woke Boys have?

The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.

Too Woke Boys episodes:

January 31, 2023 Too Woke Boys 131: Disney Closed Their Log Ride But Ours Is Open For Business 😉😈😏
The boys discuss the horrendous police situation people are attacking a woman police officer for banging an entire precinct and then also that other one where 5 black officers beat up a black guy and how people are trying to make this a race issue. This leads to an important discussion about policing and how not having police is ideal and not the dumbest thing anyone could suggest.
The boys discuss Louis CK at Madison Square Garden... Chris describes his comedy how good his crowd work has been
The boys get into a dialogue about splash mountain closing because of racism. Solutions are made for the ride moving forward.
Send in some poetry and ask us for advice and we will help you on the show! Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page! Email the show: [email protected] Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel
We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
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...more
1h 6min
January 24, 2023 Too Woke Boys 130: Bring Back Hot M&Ms
The boys get together to discuss the current happenings with the ever changing M&M's advertising campaign. First they killed off the hot, skanky green M&M for a dumpy one that isn't as attractive. Now, a few weeks after the release of the all women M&Ms packs, they have removed the campaign of sexy/not sexy candy. Now actress Maya Rudolph is the spokesperson for M&Ms. We would have Maya over for a dialogue, but we must normalize sexy candy, and inanimate food objects being sex symbols.
Chris brings up how on the pulse comedian Jeff Zenisek had to be to make jokes about M&Ms before the news of this drops.
There was a shooting but an asian guy did it so lets not talk about it too much.
What is Zentai culture? The boys discuss an article where a woman talks about how wearing a full bodysuit that covers her entire body and face while interacting under a pseudonym somehow makes her feel like she is being her true self, that's right wearing a different face and body over your face and body
Gwen Stefani is facing backlash for saying she is Japanese.
The boys get into another great poetry corner and give advice to a listener who feels rejected from the Fraysexual community.
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@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
[email protected]
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We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc

...more
1h 3min
January 17, 2023 Too Woke Boys 129: Take a Day Off Work To Fight Racism
The boys get together DURING Martin Luther King Jr day to bring you another episode of the podcast. The boys make a point to celebrate Dr. King but also to cancel him because what he said doesn't align with current ideology of woke people.
Britney Spears news, like #FreeBritney but also #LetUsConservatorshipHerForHerSaftey.
Andrew Callaghan is being accused of "sexual misconduct" by at least 2 women who consented to sex with him but only after he begged to have sex with them. (this kind of just happened at the time of the recording so we didn't have much information, more might be available soon) Also we are working on getting the studio up to a point where we can play the videos on the show for you.
Kanye gets married to mystery blonde in private ceremony.
We dig into the emails and have a wonderful poetry corner for everyone
TAMPA - Go see @JeffZenisek January 22, 2023 at SideSplitters Wesley Chapel
Tickets for Tampa - https://ci.ovationtix.com/35579/production/1106402?performanceId=11211971
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@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
[email protected]
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We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
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TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
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(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
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@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
...more
1h 1min
January 10, 2023 Too Woke Boys 128: #NeverForget The Tea Bagging of Nancy Pelosi's Desk
The boys get together to discuss the biggest tragedy in American History, its been 2 years since 130 people stormed the capitol, or went there and took a walking tour, like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... a few bad eggs became terrorists, and took a selfie farting on Nancy Pelosi's desk, and a shirtless weirdo wearing a bull hat became the face of the most dangerous terrorist group in the world... The boys compare tragedies on which one is the most pressing in history. Not dramatic at all.
The boys talk about Prince Harry/ Megan Markle and the racism that has plagued the plight of a successful black actress turned literal princess, who was the victim of racism, especially since she is very passably white. Her appearance is literally white washing her blackness away, because of systemic/systematic racism (these are different types of racism, not nonsensical woke college vocab words).
Andrew Tate gets DUNKED on by our queen Greta Thunberg, who for some reason has an email account called "[email protected]" which we are assuming is a green startup company focused on sustainable emissions.
Emily Ratajkowski says she attracts the worst men, which is why she needs the boys to save her.
Gabrielle Union on why she felt entitled to cheat on her first husband...
No poetry corner this week, we ran out of time, but there will be poems next week so keep poetry coming for the boys and ask us advice because the boys are heroes and down to help you with your problems (No homo if youre a dude who needs our help, but it is kinda gay to help another man...or actually to ask for help from another man, we are not gay for responding, it would be more gay to request help... just saying... Still send us emails.)
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@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
[email protected]
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We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
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TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
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(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
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@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
...more
1h 6min
January 03, 2023 Too Woke Boys 127: Magenta from Content Machine
The boys get together with Magenta from Content Machine to discuss all of the hot button issues.
This episode was recorded on December 20, 2022.
Follow The Content Machine @content_machine
Follow the IG/TikTok page: @TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
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We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up Donate to the show on
Venmo/ Cashapp: TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also! (fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner https://beacons.ai/malc
...more
1h 16min
December 27, 2022 Too Woke Boys 126: Honoring P-22's Life By Hunting A Cougar 😏😈😉
The boys get together to discuss the final episode of 2022, celebrating the New Year. We need to be sad about a wild cat that was recently put down. Like it isn't normal to get rid of a wild jungle cat ravaging a city. RIP P-22. 🐈
Mental health will be more important than ever in 2023 so make sure you scream about how patient you are because you go to therapy and everyone else is a dumb piece of shit. You spend $300 a week to have someone validate your opinions from your point of view. How could anything about this scenario be not helpful.
Trump is selling NFTs.
Amber Heard is going down swinging complaining about feminism. This is definitely not a complete psychopath who has no self awareness and is a complete lunatic blaming the public and society for seeing through her insanity. She is totally sane, and the boys would 100% invite her over for a session of "healing"
Jamaica reimposes a state of emergency because it is dangerous to live there. But not as dangerous as the US where some people legally have guns which will just sit in a drawer or safe just in case an actual emergency happens. Which is super dangerous. Imagine how safe it would be if nobody owned guns except for the good people of the federal government.
The boys get down on a poem and also read a listener's plea for help for a very serious issue that hits very close to home for the boys (and the back walls of the ladies😏😈😉🍆)
This is another cause the boys need to address, if you are a size queen please allow us to help you find the proper fit.
Follow the IG/TikTok page:
@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
[email protected]
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We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
...more
1h 3min
December 20, 2022 Too Woke Boys 125: Christmas Is About Giving (Your Unwanted Opinions, Not Gifts)
The boys discuss gay marriage, and the new "Respect for Marriage Act" which includes gay and interracial marriage.
Washington Post corrects an op-ed from a professor trying to promote her book by writing an article about Argentina not having enough black players on their World Cup team.
Sam Bankman-Fried is arrested in the Bahamas for the FTX crypto scandal.
Chris suggests helping the homeless population move to the island of plastic pollution floating in the middle of the sea. Chris volunteers to fill a Tesla with homeless people and launch it into the ocean.
The boys discuss some posts in the r/demisexuality reddit thread and discuss the plight of having fraysexuality and having to live the hardships of making up an identity out of the idea of wanting to have sex or not and how often you want to have sex or not.
The Disney movie Strange World bombed at the box office and there is a conspiracy coming from the LGBTQ community, which leads the boys discuss lesbian/demisexual conversion therapy. And the boys also discuss previous gay characters in the Disney movies and the weirdness that is Beauty and the Beast.
Poetry corner is back with a few fire entries and the boys work together to drop an impromptu haiku about recharging your energy.
Follow the IG/TikTok page:
@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
[email protected]
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We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
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TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc

...more
1h 8min
December 13, 2022 Too Woke Boys 124: The Highest Profile Trade In WNBA History
The boys get together to discuss the trade between Russia and the US involving WNBA star Brittney Griner, and Viktor Bout, a Russian arms dealer known as the "Merchant of Death." This is a great deal because it brings visibility to the WNBA and it freed two people who probably equally hate America.
The boys talk about the recent random deaths of journalists involved with the World Cup in Qatar.
The boys discuss the Twitter Files, there are currently 5 releases of them on Twitter through indie journalists, Matt Taibbi, Bari Weiss, and Michael Shellenberger. It may be a series of bombshell stories for some but for other people it merely confirms what most already knew. What is important is that people are furious at Elon Musk for this. He was also boo'ed at a Dave Chappelle show.
The boys talk about the rise in violence and how its important to live a yolo lifestyle.
Britney Spears was mad at a Jack in the Box employee for saying "Its gonna be okay," this leads the boys to reinforce the idea that Britney needs a conservatorship to take care of her, and the boys will provide a solid stable environment for her.
Another brief poetry corner, and some advice from the boys.
Follow the IG/TikTok page:
@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
[email protected]
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We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
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TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
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YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
...more
1h 11min
December 06, 2022 Too Woke Boys 123: Kanye And Kim K Has The Wrong Number of K's 🤔
The boys get together to discuss the recent antics of Kanye West going on the Alex Jones podcast, which leads to an article that tries to discuss Hindu religions the very controversial Balenciaga photo circulating the internet that caused backlash on the company as well as for Kim Kardashian.
The boys talk about how good therapy is and why the boys are better than you for going to therapy. Col fixes his glasses because he is handy.
ABC pulls the hosts from Good Morning America for having an extramarital affair with each other because it caused a "distraction," which leads to a discussion about workplace relationships and how to navigate that.
The boys get into the love languages and how Chris is unique because his love language is physical touch.
once again, another absolute fire poetry corner from the listeners of the show. Also the boys give some advice.
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New vids coming to the tiktok page!
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We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
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TheSlutFund
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(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
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@MalcolmKelner
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...more
1h 10min
November 29, 2022 Too Woke Boys 122: Ending No Nut November with a Bang 😉😏😈
The boys get together to discuss their progress on No Nut November, and how they would conclude the month with a celebration or a ceremony of some sort. This somehow brings Col to explain the premise of the show "What Would You Do."
Chris and Col discuss going home for the holidays and how it is your responsibility to bring the mood down by explaining to people that capitalism is bad, we live on stolen land, and whatever other woke talking points you can use to show that you are of superior intelligence, and with the most empathy. Even though you may be screaming about how empathetic you are.
The boys are rated higher than the Joe Rogan podcast (if you go by the average rating). So we are technically the number one podcast. If Joe Rogan would like to have a discussion with the boys they would be 100 percent down to be on his lower rated podcast (Rogan does have about 500k more reviews than us, but the people have spoken).
The shooting in the Wal-Mart in Virginia, and the other one that happened at a gay bar in Colorado, left the boys to discuss the importance of preparing your immediate response to shootings as they happen so you can win political points on twitter and get the most likes and retweets for having the most popular opinion. Also how important it is to sweep violence under the rug when it is not politically convenient.
The boys discuss Aegosexuality and explain its definition.
Alyssa Milano trades in her Tesla for a Volkswagon, which definitely wasn't a car brand during the 1930s in Germany.
Pete Davidson is dating Emily Ratajkowski and the boys are furious about it because he isn't any better than the boys.
Big Ol sent in a story from the reddit thread r/sex for the boys to help out this poor soul who thinks her boyfriend who gets hard when she cries.
And of course, some absolute fire bars from several submissions for the poetry corner.
Send more poems and your life questions and we will help heal you through poetry and advice
[email protected]
Follow the IG/TikTok page:
@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
[email protected]
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We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc

...more
1h 8min

FAQs about Too Woke Boys:

How many episodes does Too Woke Boys have?

The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.