Too Woke Boys

The boys get together to discuss Father's Day and and how we should be celebrated even though we are not fathers, despite what some single women with children that look exactly like us might say.

And if you are a woman with "Daddy issues" definitely hit up the boys in our dms.

Its also important to discuss the historic and not brand new corporate holiday called Juneteenth and Chris shows Col a pic he took of the displays that were at the airports celebrating the holiday.

Conor McGregor is in the news with some accusations.

Demi Lovato comes out her struggle of being non-binary and claims it is exhausting.

There is an article from the SF Chronicle stating that hatred that bicyclists experience is the same as racism.

Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are having a baby, and the boys are not happy with the way the announcement was delivered

Spotify cancels the second season of Meghan Markle's podcast and the boys have an offer

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The boys get together to discuss how high their T is, as well as Nick Cannon getting enough women pregnant that he no longer has to pay child support.

A liberal Tik Tok woman goes viral after complaining that the only masculine men she finds are conservative men. The boys watch and weigh in on the video!

Also the boys discuss the (new) Trump indictment.

JP Morgan reaches a settlement in the Epstein case.

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The boys get together to discuss the first week of pride festivities, including some businesses that are afraid to post gay positive logos during the month after the backlash of Target, Bud Light and other companies who have been annihilated from people protesting their company for trying to appease everyone.

Taylor Swift and Matty Healy broke up and the boys offer up some rebounding service. The boys would even offer a trip to Paris (without leaving the US 😉)

Armie Hammer avoids charges and say his "name has been cleared"

Jennifer Lopez moved into a mansion and is doing well with Ben Affleck, but the boys have something to say about that.

The boys discuss the Sam Britton case (the Biden Nuke official who is non-binary and is stealing luggage from the airport)

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The boys are getting ready to celebrate pride month (no homo) for an entire month straight right after honoring the troops for one day.

The boys talk Little Mermaid and how much they loved it regardless of actually watching it.

Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, and Billie Eilish are in pretty vulnerable states right now so the boys are offering up some potential help to them if they need it.

The boys get into several conversations around how good they are and how dumb people are and women need the help of the boys.

Chris and Col discuss their opinions being very similar to that of a wacky inflatable tube man.

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The boys are back together in the studio after an eventful week for the boys, Chris had to deal with the flooding of the studio, and Col had some explaining to do about his whereabouts last week.

Bud Light is now being boycotted by both sides of the political aisle, so its not cool for anyone to drink Bud Light anymore because they tried to make a woke opinionated commercial, and then apologized for doing a performative woke gesture. Then were berated by the very people they made the commercial for because they apologized to the masses.

Now after all that... It's Miller Time. They are airing a very girl boss style commercial saying men are bad and women are good, also women make better beer than men, and maybe even that women invented beer?

Martha Stewart is a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model because they put her on the cover of this years issue. Would you smash or pass? Comment your Answer 😏😈

An anti capitalist cafe closed after only being open for one year.

Hill Queen comes after Biden. Is she gonna run again?

Strippers at a Los Angeles strip club unionize, and the boys are here for this group of women

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Chris brings in Magenta and Greg from The Content Machine to discuss their beautiful relationship.

Col is not here this week so Magenta and Greg wanted to come and discuss each of their transformations... Magenta into a girl boss, and Greg into a beta.

Peloton recalls 2 million bikes because of their seats. Chris offers up a substitution of where women can sit.

Aerial circus classes are on the rise for body positive women.

Chris reads a question sent into to Slate about wanting to bring your ex to your wedding.

A trans woman is cleared from exposing her dong to people in public because of her body positivity.

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The boys get together to discuss the events of Cinco de Mayo.

The boys talk about the Jordan Neely situation where a homeless man was choked out on the subway by a marine while others on the train just sat and watched.

There was another shooter in Texas which was a white supremacist, even though

this guy is not white but don't worry about that, when there is controversy and division the boys are all over the idea of it.

The boys offer a place to writer for striking (hot female) writers. It is the apartment but that is part of the writing process.

Vice Media is filing for bankruptcy and it's important to honor them by reading a brilliant article that says you can be straight and do gay stuff.

The boys discuss Christina Applegate's retirement and offer some advice to women who haven't slept with them yet.

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The boys discuss their recent TV appearance.

The Boys discuss the popularity of the mother kink, that is on the rise. The boys offer to allow women to be their mom, they will fully lean into the role-play and become totally reliant on your motherly qualities.

Jerry Springer died and the boys honor him. Bam Margera is back to normal now after some wildness, which nobody would expect from the guy from Jackass.

Fox Picks Lawrence Jones as Tucker Carlsons replacement. But it should have been the boys.

Barbie launches a Down syndrome barbie

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The boys get together to discuss the departure of Tucker Carlson, and Don Lemon from their respective networks.

The boys talk about Coachella, Leonardo DiCaprio being spotted there with a woman older than 25, and how Keanu Reeves should praised for dating a much older woman.