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Too Woke Boys
By Jeff ZenisekComedy
Too Woke Boys episodes
- Too Woke Boys 161: The Price is Always Right For the Boys
The boys get together to discuss the Trump mugshot.
The death of Bob Barker is mourned but the boys try to cancel him, and demand that they take over hosting duties for the Price is Right regardless of him not being the current host of the show.
Strippers unionize in Los Angeles and Chris reads the article celebrating it which also points out that Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine was also at the strip club supporting women not just going there for fun.
The boys discuss the Wagner mercenary chief Prigozhin situation.
And a few poems from some listeners. Poetry Corner is back with also some advice for a listener.
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TheSlutFund
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Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
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YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
1 hr 11 min - Too Woke Boys 160: Get Wet In Our HurriQuake Shelter 💦😏😈The boys get together to discuss the hurricane and earthquake sweeping through California and Los Angeles. The boys offer solutions for women who need shelter from the hurricane, especially those who are desperate and have nowhere to go and no options, and would likely do anything for a place to stay (who also happen to be 7s or above).Britney Spears' husband Sam Asghari has filed for divorce from Britney citing that Britney Spears might be actually crazy and toxic.Natalie Portman has been spotted without her wedding ring after she leaves her husband after his affair with younger women.Bradley Cooper faces a controversy for playing a jewish character in a movie because he is not jewish. The boys weigh in on why this is extremely problematic to play a role in a movie that isn't exactly what you are.The boys discuss the Native American anti littering PSA (public service announcement) commercial that aired in the 70s (Chris thought it was the eighties but he was wrong).*There might be a copyright issue with the song from the commercial so the audio might get removed from this part of the episode. 57:44 - 58:24 might get muted from you being able to hear it but you can still see the commercial in the video and look up Crying Indian PSA and you should be able to find it!Follow the IG/TikTok page:@TooWokeBoysEmail the show:Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube ChannelWe are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them upDonate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:TheSlutFundGive a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunesMake sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!(fun ones will be read on the show)Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone knowYOU ARE AN ALLY@JeffZenisekhttps://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek@MalcolmKelnerhttps://beacons.ai/malc1 hr 3 min
- Too Woke Boys 159: The New H3 Podcast, Help for Hot Hawaiian Women 😏The boys get together to discuss the wildfire crisis in Hawaii.Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez announce a 100 million fund for wildfire relief.Mob style smash and grab robberies have been happening at malls in Los Angeles and its important to not address it and continue to speak about defunding the police and ignoring any crime or violence with that kind of thing.The boys bring up more news about the Lizzo story and how she has been removed for consideration from Super Bowl halftime show consideration. Also how her boyfriend has left her because it is no longer a positive career move to date the body positive pop star.The boys discuss more details about the SPGA and how sick it is to be a member.This show is not but totally should be sponsored by Spencer Gifts because the boys drop some shout outs and praise of how the show would fit perfectly.Poetry Corner is back with a few emails from listeners!Follow the IG/TikTok page:@TooWokeBoysEmail the show:Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube ChannelWe are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them upDonate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:TheSlutFundGive a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunesMake sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!(fun ones will be read on the show)Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone knowYOU ARE AN ALLY@JeffZenisekhttps://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek@MalcolmKelnerhttps://beacons.ai/malc1 hr 11 min
- Too Woke Boys 158: The Lizzo Story is Bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S 🍌😈😏
The boys get together to discuss the US Women's Soccer team and their failure of winning, but their success about creating a dialogue about how we should pay her, and the team of women nobody would recognize on any street in the USA more money because they also play soccer, its not about ticket sales or anything like that.
Men playing soccer with a sold out soccer stadium and millions of viewers on TV = women playing soccer to empty stands and a few views on tv
It's time to give women the same money as men for doing the same thing as men but in lower quality.
The Cheeto weighed in on the soccer thing, but also his defamation lawsuit against E. Jean Carroll was dismissed by a judge.
The boys discuss Lizzo and the allegations against her that she was abusive and not the fat body positivity queen we all thought she was because the media force fed us endless articles about her being amazing for the last few years.
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@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel
We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
1 hr 16 min - Too Woke Boys 157: Pee Wee's Other Playhouse
The boys get together to discuss the terms of the SPGA, and also the passing of Paul Ruebens who was known for being Pee Wee Herman.
The boys also discuss Mitch McConnell needing a reboot and what's wrong with all these super old republicans in office. And how we would never support someone that old being in office.
The boys read a huge letter from a fan, who needs advice from the boys after telling a heroic story.
Follow the IG/TikTok page:@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:[email protected]
Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel
We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunesMake sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
1 hr 7 min - Too Woke Boys 156: Come On Barbie (😏😈😉)... Let's Go Party
The boys get together to discuss the excitement around the release of the Barbie Movie. The boys will give their take on the movie whether or not they have actually seen the movie. Also it's important to cite the female director and pat yourself on the back for supporting anything woman related regardless of how good it is. Most importantly, the gender of the person making content is more important than the content itself. Representation matters... Listen to us, two straight, white, cis-gendered, heterosexual males about this.
The boys also talk about the Jason Aldean song that had a controversy around it. The song is called "Try That in a Small Town," and the boys talk about their knowledge of southern people and what its like to be a small town person...
Sofia Vergara is getting a divorce and the boys will be there to pick her up.
Irina Shayk is dating Tom Brady and the boys don't know why.
The boys lay down some guidelines about the SPGA. This union will be the strongest. The pen is mightier than the sword... but we will have both for sure...
Follow the IG/TikTok page:
@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel
We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
1 hr 6 min - Too Woke Boys 155: Two Strikes (and 4 Balls🍒🍒)
The boys get together to discuss the 2 strikes currently happening, Col announces the next group to go on strike. Chris describes his ways of collective bargaining which isn't him working across picket lines.
The boys discuss the Island Boys being in the news again with a video of them kissing each other, we couldn't find the video of it. But not because it was really gay. It was because censorship or something like that.
Iran reinstates the Morality Police and the boys weigh in on the real oppression happening in this country right now. Its best to not judge other cultures.
The Jonah Hill situation continues, unfortunately all the news we are seeing about it came after the time of the recording but there was an article about men using therapy speak in relationships. And how its bad when men do it.
The boys have a spirited poetry corner and a request to help with a listeners resume.
Follow the IG/TikTok page:
@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel
We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
1 hr 5 min - Too Woke Boys 154: Filling Your Bonus Hole w/ Jonah Hills Boundary Texts
The boys get together to discuss the leaked texts of Jonah Hill while he was dating surfer Sarah Brady. The boys get into a long discussion about boundaries and mental health.
There is a push in the medical community to call vaginas "bonus holes" and the boys discuss how great this is and how its not insane at all.
Natalie Portman and her husband Benjamin Millepied are going through a rough patch and the boys extend their "bonus rods" to her for support.
There is a haiku for poetry corner, and a very special last email from the pilot of the millionaire sub that imploded in the ocean.
someone from San Diego asked the boys for advice.
Follow the IG/TikTok page:
@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel
We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
1 hr 3 min - Too Woke Boys 153: Ending Pride Month With a Bang (Not in a Gay Way)
The boys get together to discuss the end of pride month, how 4th of July is bad and you should celebrate the holiday by berating people for having fun and wear a flag shirt but for any country but USA. This is the best way to stick it to the man.
Supreme Court overturns Biden's Loan Debt forgiveness plan, also the Supreme Court bans Affirmative Action claiming it is racist for a company to hire someone based on race, meritocracy is racism.
Adam-22 and his wife are opening up their relationship and the boys discuss "one sided polyamory"
Hunter Biden might be the best vlogger of all time after a video of him smoking crack behind the wheel of a car while driving 172 mph.
Follow the IG/TikTok page:
@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel
We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
1 hr - Too Woke Boys 152: One Less Sub
The boys discuss the calamity of the billionaire sub that has imploded and all of the stuff that happened around it. The rhetoric around billionaires and how people just hate them for no reason. Also the beef between a billionaire family member, and Cardi B... This was the most important story to cover... Its not like a WW3 situation is currently going on anywhere.
Its almost like the boys are prophets, they were talking about Maury Povich and how Chris can't take a paternity test because the show doesn't exist anymore... well now Maury is launching at home paternity tests.
The boys make their picks on the potential Elon Musk/ Zack fight that might be happening soon.
It's STILL pride month. Don't you dare forget, and also just because you're exhausted doesn't mean you get to quit.
And a very brief poetry corner!
Ally of the show Jeff Zenisek, will be in San Diego, at the American Comedy Company opening for JP Sears July 27-29th
Follow the IG/TikTok page:
@TooWokeBoys
New vids coming to the tiktok page!
Email the show:
Like, Comment, Subscribe on the YouTube Channel
We are doing our best to roll out new video content! - If you are interested in editing video content for the boys hit them up
Donate to the show on Venmo/ Cashapp:
TheSlutFund
Give a FIVE STAR REVIEW for the show on iTunes
Make sure to give five star reviews on Spotify also!
(fun ones will be read on the show)
Share a screenshot of the show on your IG stories and let everyone know
YOU ARE AN ALLY
@JeffZenisek
https://beacons.ai/jeffzenisek
@MalcolmKelner
https://beacons.ai/malc
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About Too Woke Boys
From the publisher's feed
The Too Woke Boys are the only podcast providing a voice for women and people of color, hosted by two straight, white, cis men.