Too Woke Boys

The boys get together to discuss Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker baby situation.

49ers Christian McCaffrey leaves fiancée Olivia Culpo in tears by surprising her at her bachelorette party.

Kylie Jenner and Timothée Chalamet go to a fashion event...

Alex Earle (a TikTok Star famous for talking to the camera like a toddler while putting on make up) travels to Germany to support her NFL boyfriend, and its all over the NFL social media pages.

Oh yea, also there is like a war or something like that going on but that isn't as important as celebrities going to each others games or concerts.

Teachers are resorting to making onlyfans pages to make extra money and are getting fired from their jobs as teachers which happens to pay so little that selling your body online sounds like a reasonable side hustle.

Dudes are cheating on their women with AI instagram bots.

A 26 year old woman has sex with 300 men in a year and feels empowered.

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The boys get together to discuss Halloween parties, how they are not invited but they will show up regardless.

Encouraging women to dress provocatively for Halloween

Also be sure to have a discussion with anyone appearing to be having fun if they are wearing a costume that one could think they are culturally appropriating.

The boys discuss the latest about the Israel/Palestine situation.

An Alaska Airlines off duty pilot tries to shut off engines during a commercial flight because he was on mushrooms.

RIP Matthew Perry

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The boys discuss the Israel/Palestine situation.

Son of Hamas leader breaks silence to come out against Hamas.

Brett Cooper gets married.

Millie Bobby Brown credits feminist awakening to visiting a psychic.

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The boys get together to discuss Mia Khalifa being dropped by playboy over her tweets and outspoken support of terroristic attacks. The boys need to have a dialogue with her.

Denise Richards is taking backlash for collaborating on OnlyFans with her daughter.

Jada Pinkett Smith has a new book coming out and she spills the tea about her definitely not crazy opinions.

NHL is banning all theme night gear, including pride symbols from uniforms and the boys are pissed about it.

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The boys are here to let you know... whatever your take is on the war situation, it's important to start screaming about it online and yell at everyone you know about what's going on. If you don't know what's going on and don't want to say anything about it, don't think you're safe from being yelled at. Your silence is violence, also you saying things is violence, also your ignorance is violence. Everything is violence. Having an opinion one way or another is violence. Look to your favorite comedians from NY and LA to give you your opinions on foreign policy.

An activist man was stabbed in NYC by a homeless person and the girlfriend of the activist refused to identify the killer to the police because their activism was being anti police. Having the right political take sometimes means that you can't report a crime even if you witnessed it.

Trevor Bauer and Lindsey Hill agree to settle lawsuits with each other. The boys still don't like him and the Dodgers need the woke boys to be on the team.

Jailed Iranian Activist Narges Mohammadi wins Nobel Peace Prize

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The boys get together to discuss Biden saying we should send more money to Ukraine and this is urgent.

Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Jackman split after being together for a long time.

The boys discuss who the iron man of the podcast is, which led to a convo about Cal Ripken Jr. who was pushed by baseball for perfect attendance. Right before steroids were cool. Also the boys discuss being natty or not.

Taylor Swift's boyfriend (this Travis Kelce guy or something) had another football game we guess.

The boys talk about being efficient with their time by working door dash and going to meet with women at 2am on a Saturday.

The boys discuss the Hasan Minhaj situation where he has been outed for telling false stories painting him as a victim in his comedy specials.

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The boys get together to discuss Usher performing at the Super Bowl, The sighting of Taylor Swift supporting Travis Kelce at a KC Chiefs game.

The WGA strike is potentially coming to an end.

Yom Kippur is discussed

A mom hugs her son too provocatively, and it leads the boys to mention that the podcast needs a "team mom"

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The boys team up to discuss how fun the pumpkin patch is, a lengthy discussion about the shape of the planet, and gay men who are feminine.

The boys talk about Russell Brand Allegations, an apology video that Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis had to make after their character letter for the Danny Masterson case.

The boys plead their case for being the replacement choice for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Board after Jann Werner was removed for saying things about black female artists.

Lauren Bobert had an adventure at the movies and the boys weigh in on what goes down at the movies.

Drew Barrymore apologizes for working during a strike.

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The boys get together to discuss Col's return from Burning Man, the Danny Masterson case, NYC Mayor Adams being described as "Black Trump," Gary Busey getting caught trying to leave the scene of a car accident, and of course a Biden loving tiktok influencer who is not totally paid in some way by the DNC.

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Chris does the first ever solo podcast for the Too Woke Boys while Col is stranded at burning man, and definitely not in his hometown visiting his family. Producer Alex steps up to the plate to accept the rants of Chris.

Chris discusses the debacle of rain at Burning Man,

Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell has passed and Chris celebrates his life by watching a video compilation of him threatening audience members.

Chris also talks about the passing of Jimmy Buffett and tries to connect that buffet restaurants may exist because of Jimmy Buffett.

Mexican people had a gender reveal party and it caused the death of a pilot.

Bill Cosby is somehow brought up and Chris and producer Alex watch a video from the Cosby show about his sexy barbecue sauce.

Britney Spears mentions she is ready for "hot guys" after her divorce. Chris offers to take care of her in her time of need

Chris describes headlining a nudist colony show in Florida.

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