Too Woke Boys

By Jeff Zenisek

The Too Woke Boys are the only podcast providing a voice for women and people of color, hosted by two straight, white, cis men.... more

· Comedy

4.5

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The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.

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April 26, 2022 Too Woke Boys 91: Make Love Not War (With Us 😉)
The boys get together to discuss Earth Day and how much they care about the environment. Whether its being a "vegan ambassador" or taking a pic of trash on the ground and making a social media post about littering (and not picking up the trash).
You can also celebrate Earth Day by consuming products of the earth (mushrooms)
A man set himself on fire in front of the steps of the supreme court to call for climate change. Which sends an important message and isn't the act of a complete lunatic. Chris suggests that setting the homeless encampments in LA on fire.
Chris discusses how he has the power to convert women to and from being a lesbian, although currently women have only been converted from straight to gay.
The Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day is on the day of the recording April 24th, and the boys offer up themselves to Armenian women, and then to also punish the Turkish women who are "bad girls" who need to be punished.
Col brings in a TikTok from a lady who has a "hack" for finding out if your boyfriend is cheating. Which is just a viral video of a woman describing how to corner your boyfriend and force him to let you look through his snapchat.
The boys find out about Sasha Obamas new boyfriend and how the Woke Boys are down with the swirl and would love to show her a good time, and maybe even meet her dad.
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1h 1min
April 19, 2022 Too Woke Boys 90: You Cannot Have Too Much Body Positivity (In Certain Areas 🍒🍑😈)
The boys get together to discuss the new theme song for the show... Its the same song (Fight Song by Rachel Platten), but performed by a man instead of a woman. Which is perfectly symbolic of the podcast. A podcast for women but performed (perfectly) by men. A celebration of video (available on Spotify/ YouTube if everything goes correctly).
Easter, Passover, and Ramadan recently happened and the boys weigh in on which one is acceptable to celebrate even though the boys think religion is dumb.
The boys discuss the new Lizzo show where they are searching for a body positive dancer to make Lizzo look more "normal" by having other women with "normal" bodies dance for her.
A listener email about Patrisse Cullors felt triggered by legislation that forces her to disclose where BLM tax donations went. And how it is systematic racism to have to tell the government why you have several multimillion dollar homes and how much of that money was stolen from the fake charity you created as a grift on people.
Send us more listener emails, one of the boys love languages is "giving gifts" and would love to give the gift of woke advice to you. Dating advice, marriage advice, work advice, etc.
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1h 5min
April 12, 2022 Too Woke Boys 89: Building Spring Break Sorority Housing For Women
The boys discuss the homeless epidemic in Los Angeles and how to solve it.
The boys will not be celebrating spring break. The boys will also not be at Coachella.
A discussion about Kanye dropping out of Coachella, the end of Women's History Month, LA's 1st dog social club Dog PPL. Albert Pujols decision to leave his wife right after she announces a battle with cancer. Chris also talks about the South of the Border theme park located between North and South Carolina off interstate 95.
The boys also bring up a great article about the Goonettes, which is a term for women who are addicted to porn, but like not in a bad way.
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1h 7min
April 05, 2022 Too Woke Boys 88: Everybody Hates Chris Especially The Fresh Prince
The boys get together to discuss the infamous slap at the Oscars where Will Smith slaps Chris Rock. The boys cover most of the angles of this one.
You will finally know exactly how to feel about this incident.
The boys get into a discussion about children's tv shows and how there needs to be a gritty remake of Arthur and Doug. Chris discusses the complex allegories of race covered in Doug.
Louis CK wins a grammy for best comedy album
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1h 3min
March 29, 2022 Too Woke Boys 87: Saying 👏 It 👏 Louder 👏 For 👏 The 👏 People 👏 In 👏 The 👏 Back 👏 Then 👏 Saying 👏 It 👏 Again 👏
The boys discuss a person who did a clapback tweet (tweet where you put a 👏 between every word). Then was cancelled for making a clapback tweet.
The boys get into mental health, and how hard it is to adult, and how people today "can't even" acting like you are constantly mentally exhausted. This leads into a discussion about pro female athletes like Naomi Osaka and Simone Biles. Who were brave enough to complain about how hard it is to be a professional athlete and making millions of dollars to be playing a game as an adult for a living.
The boys talk about their workout regimen and how they offer to help women with their squat techniques, and their standard gym routine.
The boys weigh in on the Kim Kardashian/ Pete Davidson/ Kanye situation.
Also the boys discuss very important debate issues like does pineapple belong on pizza, and get into a discussion about dating apps in general.
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1h 1min
March 22, 2022 Too Woke Boys 86: Blacking Out Is a Form Meditation
The boys get together to discuss the happenings of St. Patricks Day and how its a dumb holiday. They discuss what you can do as an alternative to wearing green and drinking to excess.
A conversation about mental health how it is important to meditate, Chris describes his process for getting into his out of body meditative experiences by getting blackout drunk and grounding himself in the yard of his ex girlfriend.
The boys talk about the Jussie Smollett situation and how he is already out of prison.
The boys get into girls putting them into the friend zone, Col has a breakdown about women requesting your height on dating apps.
The boys discuss the bravery of Lia Thomas, to come out as a woman then completely dominate other women. Anyone that tries to make a very good point about how unfair this is, is just being transphobic and make sure that instead of listening to valid points about how ridiculous this may be. Scream transphobic at them while they try to make an articulate point.
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1h 6min
March 15, 2022 Too Woke Boys 85: Order a White Russian and Throw It At The Bartender
The boys get together to discuss the Ukraine/Russia situation and how its important to cancel all things Russian. Dump out vodka bottles and smash the bottles, even though some "Russian" vodkas (like Popov) are actually distilled and bottled in Louisville, KY.
Show support by changing your profile pic to the Ukraine flag and be brave like a comedic actor Col knows in LA that made a brave post about how they could not post comedy because they acknowledge that war is bad. But 5 days later go right back into making silly goofs online.
The boys talk about how important it is for the Biden administration to get together with TikTok stars to discuss the necessity TikTok's most influential "hotbois" and "THOTs" (That Hoe Over There) to make content that continues to push the narrative they want.
Chris announces a no fly zone over his apartment from the Russian kid that owns a drone in his neighborhood.
The boys discuss St. Patty's day, BLM Los Angeles Chapter's IG post supporting Jussie Smollet, March Madness.
Tuesday is Equal Pay Day for Women, and you know the boys have something to say for women
Come see allies of the show live:
Malcolm Kelner will be having a show in Los Angeles March 27th at the Nitecap in Burbank, CA
Jeff Zenisek will be on a three state theater tour opening for JP Sears for the following dates:
Tulsa, OK - March 25 - River Spirit Casino
Idaho Falls, ID - March 26 - Civic Center for the Performing Arts
Bozeman, MT - March 27 - Emerson Center
Jeff Zenisek will also be headlining in
Tampa, FL - April 7-9th - SideSplitters at the Grove in Wesley Chapel
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1h 8min
March 08, 2022 Too Woke Boys 84: Unlike Adidas The Boys Support Your Perfect Tits So There Is No Need For A Bra
The Boys get together for the pod to discuss the Adidas ad, that featured a bunch of horrendous breasts, to point out that women with perfect breasts may feel left out.
The boys also discuss the bravery of Victoria's Secret to celebrate the sexualization of a woman with downs syndrome.
The boys discuss how listening to their soothing voices on the pod will help you sleep, and Chris has other methods of making you go to sleep too
The boys break down a cool post from @feminist on insta to determine if they are "Aromantic." As it turns out, the boys are diagnosed with yet another affliction that makes them a victim.
Also the boys get into the afflictions of demisexuality, freysexuality, and being aromantic. How these afflictions might make you hear things like car noises while you are trying to sleep.
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1h 8min
March 01, 2022 Too Woke Boys 83: A Comedian and a Slam Poet Walk Into a Bar (And Give THE Definitive Opinions on the Russia/ Ukraine Conflict)
The boys get together to discuss the very recent news of the Russia/ Ukraine situation. How it is not a black and white issue, meaning that race isn't exactly the issue in this particular conflict, however, racism is bad.
The boys share the totally not cringe poetry about the conflict from AnnaLynne McCord. It was a great poem and was definitely not a long nonsensical poem. This leads the boys to discuss the writing process of comedy/ poetry and how they will invite a female artists over to write.
The boys get into spirituality and take a short dive into Chris and Col's zodiac charts.
The boys reinforce that this podcast is also a mental health podcast.
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1h 5min
February 22, 2022 Too Woke Boys 82: Our Truth Is More Important Than The Truth
The boys discuss how Col has been out of town for the last two weeks because he was the victim of mold. But his apartment is now clean and women who have been to his place in the past should come over again to check out his new mold free situation.
The boys discuss Kanye's very public meltdowns, the situation going on in Canada and how they are freezing peoples bank accounts and stealing their assets if they show any support to the freedom convoy.
A conversation is had about the release of Trump's new Truth Social app, and Coachella dropping their vaccine requirements and mask policies.
The boys discuss Russia and Ukraine situation and how it is heating up.
Queen Elizabeth is 95 and has tested positive for covid.
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Email the show:
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1h 7min

FAQs about Too Woke Boys:

How many episodes does Too Woke Boys have?

The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.