Too Woke Boys

By Jeff Zenisek

The Too Woke Boys are the only podcast providing a voice for women and people of color, hosted by two straight, white, cis men.... more

· Comedy

4.5

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The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.

Too Woke Boys episodes:

December 07, 2021 Too Woke Boys 71: The Boys Will Do a Smash And Grab On Your Body 😉😈 (with Your Consent)
The boys discuss the new Omicron variant, and how we need to get more serious about lockdowns.
The Alec Baldwin interview about the shooting that occurred on the set of Rust is discussed.
A drastic increase of violent crimes in Los Angeles has the boys talking about the recent smash and grab robberies.
Demi Lovato makes her way back into the show with her declaration of becoming "California Sober"
The boys discuss the school shooting involving the Crumbley family, and how its important to wait for all the important facts (the race of the perpetrator) to come out before reporting on it.
The boys get into the Ghislaine Maxwell trial and a tweet from the women's march organization apologizing for announcing the number of the average donation being offensive to people because the average donation amount came out to $14.92 (the same year Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue)
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1h 8min
November 30, 2021 Too Woke Boys 70: Adele Has Always Been Beautiful, We Just Noticed After She Lost Weight
The boys get together to discuss Adele's 30 album, how she always was beautiful and how she complained to Spotify about people being able to shuffle their album tracks, but thanks to Adele, you now have to listen to the full album in its original order.
A discussion occurs about Pete Davidson and his heritage, since he started dating Kim K. Chris announces which of the Kardashians he would make a sex tape with.
Chris talks about the sensual nature of education.
The boys react to the video of an ex-NFL star Zac Stacy fighting his girlfriend. And the boys make an important announcement about how they feel about it.
The boys read an email about San Francisco and how they are considering just tolerating burglary.
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1h 6min
November 23, 2021 Too Woke Boys 69: Giving You "Thanks", While You Give Us "Thanks" 😉😈
The boys get together to discuss the upcoming Thanksgiving holiday and how there is literally nothing to be thankful for. The importance of making family time rough by forcing awkward conversations with family members about gender, race, socialism, and sexual orientation.
The boys also discuss the Kyle Rittenhouse case, another thing they are not thankful for.
Peng Shuai is still missing and the WTA is taking measures to help make sure she is safe from the Chinese Government.
Also the boys celebrate Kamala temporarily being the first black, female, Indian, and whatever else she claims to be president.
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1h 9min
November 16, 2021 Too Woke Boys 68: Raging with Empathy
The boys get together to discuss how they would be portrayed in a vigilante cop justice movie, even though they want to abolish the police.
Also the boys celebrate the freedom of Britney Spears, and offer to keep her safe in their own conservatorship.
A discussion about mental health is started after the boys discuss how "blowing off steam" and a rage fit are about the same thing.
The boys throw out a little reminder (in case you haven't heard) that there is a global pandemic.
Also discussed is Big Birds discussion with Sanjay Gupta, Demi Lovato and her stance on what to call aliens
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1h 6min
November 09, 2021 Too Woke Boys 67: Colin Kaepernick Says the NFL is Exactly Like Slavery (But With Million Dollar Contracts)
The boys get together to discuss the tragedy that was Astroworld Fest and they send their thoughts and prayers to those who died, as well as those who had tickets to day two of the fest because it was cancelled.
The boys discuss Aaron Rodgers and his abhorrent move of lying about taking the vaccine so that he wouldn't be forced to take it. Well like many people who are vaccinated, he got covid so this is problematic.
The boys talk about Hamas guardian law that keeps Gaza women from studying abroad. Also the Uyghurs are brought into the conversation about needing emotional help as Chinese families suffer.
The boys dive into some listener emails - one about cancelling Peacock, and the other about having a prepared "woke intro" citing a video from a Microsoft event.
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1h 6min
November 02, 2021 Too Woke Boys 66: Addressing Your Problematic Halloween Costume
The boys discuss Chris's problematic costume that is really a statement about racism in America.
The problematic gesture done by the Trump family at a baseball game. Also in baseball news PETA wants to change the name of the bullpen to the arm barn.
Demi Lovato shows up again in the news to complain about people using the term aliens.
The boys discuss Adele and a post about her that says that she was always beautiful, and she didn't just have a glow up. She was ALWAYS beautiful. This is an important discussion about body positivity.
The Minneapolis PD might be getting defunded by the city, most black residents are worried about it. The don't understand how good this idea can be.
The boys dip into the mail bag!
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1h 5min
October 26, 2021 Too Woke Boys 65: Helping You Take Off Your Problematic Halloween Costume
The boys get together to catch up on things after a little bit of traveling. The boys also want to welcome any new listeners/contributers of The Slut Fund!
The boys fill everyone in on what the show is about, which also serves as a reminder to all the dummies out there that have listened to the show in the past but are too dumb to retain information that they learn on this podcast. But the boys are also proud of you for taking steps to be less dumb.
The boys cover an article from Good Housekeeping that discusses the 15 problematic halloween costumes you should stop wearing.
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1h 7min
October 19, 2021 Too Woke Boys 64: Equal Pay For The WNBA Is A SLAM DUNK (actually a layup)
The boys discuss breast cancer awareness, and they support all things breasts, from examining them, to supporting "Free The Nipple" to supporting women breastfeeding in public.
Also the boys discuss a viral TikTok breaking down a totally brilliant and not dumb take that supports equal pay in the WNBA citing similarities between the top players Lebron James, and Sue Bird (or whatever her name is)
Stores are now adding legislation making gender neutral toy aisles mandatory for large retail stores.
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1h 7min
October 12, 2021 Too Woke Boys 63: Building an Emotional Wall And Punching A Hole In It
The boys get together to discuss the celebration of World Mental Health Day, and then also discuss Indigenous People's Day and how it is a rebranding of Columbus Day because he was bad.
The boys take a stance on the viral TikTok mystery over this "couch guy" and determine if he is cheating or not.
Also discussed is the whistleblower that is not a female ref, but actually a person that works at facebook, who came on a major network to say that facebook is so bad that people need to be censored on the platform to protect people. Definitely not to use to silence any dissenting opinions.
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@TooWokeBoys
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Come see Jeff in TAMPA FLORIDA October 14-17 at Sidesplitters comedy club!
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1h 6min
October 05, 2021 Too Woke Boys 62: AOC Gives Iron Dome
The boys get into a discussion about why there isn't enough women doing comedy and how there needs to be more women doing it, even if they aren't funny.
The boys invite women over to "write" comedy or poetry with them, because they are artsy fun guys who are creative.
The boys discuss segregation because of an altercation that happened at ASU between white students and a multicultural group at the school's library. In further news at colleges, some students at a college formed a "die in" protest at University of Iowa because they are mad that not enough covid protocols are being put into enforcement.
Also the boys talk about Bill Maher going off about being two national anthems, one for black people and one for everyone else and they help decide what the black national anthem should be.

Follow the IG page:
@TooWokeBoys
Email the show:
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TheSlutFund
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...more
1h 7min

FAQs about Too Woke Boys:

How many episodes does Too Woke Boys have?

The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.