Too Woke Boys

By Jeff Zenisek

The Too Woke Boys are the only podcast providing a voice for women and people of color, hosted by two straight, white, cis men.... more

· Comedy

4.5

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The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.

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September 28, 2021 Too Woke Boys 61: Getting Slammed by Col's Poetry
The boys get together to discuss how Col's recent public appearance doing live poetry at a comedy show and the property damage which came from his artful delivery of slam poetry.
Also the boys discuss the fall and their lack of desire to go to a pumpkin patch. Chris denies any allegations of him terrorizing teenagers and children during trick or treat halloween activities.
The boys talk about the Gaby Petito case and the disappearance of Brian Laundrie. The boys take a hard stance that others are not willing to take in telling all murderers and rapists to quit listening to the podcast.
While being part of the media class endlessly covering the disappearance of Gaby Petito,
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1h 4min
September 21, 2021 Too Woke Boys 60: Nikki Minaj Can Empty Our Swollen Balls
The boys get together to talk about the passing of Norm MacDonald, not necessarily about what a legend he was, but how using someone's death to make an activism point, and more importantly making it about you.
The boys talk about the show The Activist that has faced backlash...
AOC dawns a beautiful dress made by a designer who has "unpaid interns," unpaid back taxes, among other things, but her dress she so brilliantly designed said "tax the rich." She wore this dress to the Met Gala which only the rich are invited and people have to pay $30,000 per ticket.
Also its important to discuss the 5 types of love languages and how the boys will hit all of them in a 15 minute session with them, which will most likely be at 2:00am on a Saturday.
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1h 5min
September 14, 2021 Too Woke Boys 59: The NFL's New Black Female Ref Can Take a Knee, and Blow Our Whistles
The boys get together to discuss the end of "Woke Boy Summer" and the beginning of "Woke Boy Fall."
The beginning of football season is discussed, not because the boys love football and are a couple of bros, they only care about it because they hired the first black lady ref, Maia Chaka.
CBS announces a new activism game show called "The Activist."
The Taliban painted over a George Floyd memorial in Kabul.
And the boys find out about Britney Spears recently becoming engaged.
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1h 8min
September 07, 2021 Too Woke Boys 58: Pulling Out of Texas and Coming in Los Angeles
The boys get together to discuss Col's recent trip to Texas and also how he can call himself an ally since he only has one feminist shirt.
The boys discuss how abhorrent Texas is with their new law, and alternative creative options are presented by Chris.
Other Texas news is that Joe Rogan gets Covid and then decided to take Ivermectin, a horse medication.
The California recall election is nearing and its important to discuss the new laws regarding homeless encampments because it is a major point of contention in the election.
A conversation about representation is brought up and help is offered to women with body positivity in their tits and ass area.
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1h 7min
August 31, 2021 Too Woke Boys 57: Saying Ida is a "Big" Hurricane is Fat Phobic
The boys get together to talk about the climate crisis and how hurricane Ida is an indicator of the worsening climate and not just another hurricane that happens during the part of the year called "hurricane season."
There is actually good news to talk about with the reversal of the OnlyFans decision to get porn off the platform. It was because of the activism of the Too Woke Boys!
An article was written about Air Conditioning and how you being comfortable is a problem.
Jeopardy's host situation is discussed and the boys pitch ideas for a few shows.
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1h 6min
August 24, 2021 Too Woke Boys 56: Providing Refuge to Displaced OnlyFans Girls By Contributing To Our Charity: TheSlutFund
The boys come together to talk about the countless amount of women who will be displaced by Onlyfans new anti sex work policies. The boys come through with their charitable cause which donates to women who work in sex work, TheSlutFund. Donate to this charity on Venmo.
The boys discuss the horrendous acts of comedian Jeff Zenisek when he thought it would be funny to hide Waldo from Where's Waldo in the photo of people crowding into a plane trying to flee Afghanistan, how someone called him out and what he did next, (it was definitely not hilarious)
The boys talk about the Tennessee floods and get into how climate change is super important to care about and how to do your part by berating others in public by demonstrating your superior intellect and compassion by yelling at them and telling them you are better than them because you are more empathetic than you.
Leo season ends into Virgo season and its important to talk about this stuff because women care, because it is important and not silly nonsense.
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1h 5min
August 17, 2021 Too Woke Boys 55: America Is Social Distancing From Afghanistan Because of Islamophobia
The boys get together after Col has an unfortunate event with his car, which leads into a convo about how good of a person he is because his car has a battery. Chris suggests that throwing batteries into the ocean is good for the environment.
The boys discuss the recent happenings in Afghanistan and their takes.
Lizzo and Cardi B dropped a new song and the boys discuss how far they would take a friendship with Lizzo and Cardi B
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1h 6min
August 10, 2021 Too Woke Boys 54: Getting The Twisties In Your Ideology
Whats better than winning the gold medal, perhaps the real winner is the person who is talked about for heroically quitting and then coming back to win 3rd place after being the favorite to win everything. Simone Biles is the forever queen of the Too Woke Boys.
Shaun King is a king and needs help moving out of his 850k home, and he can't use his money, there aren't enough charities for him to use the funds to help his move.
Another poll is conducted to determine that Latinx people aren't educated enough and don't know what is best for them.
The Boys celebrate Obama's 60th birthday bash, and berate the idiots who would attend a super spreader biker event at the Sturgis bike rally, also Lollapalooza.
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1h 9min
August 03, 2021 Too Woke Boys 53: Winning the Gold in Quitting For Mental Health
The boys get together to discuss the olympic heroism of Simone Biles and how heroic it is to quit the olympics for mental health reasons and then to go out on a public speaking tour about mental health. Sunisa Lee Wins the gold but the real gold medal should go to Simone Biles for being brave enough to not participate because of mental health. Total queen!
The boys discuss the abhorrent comments from Dababy how it's hard to believe a rapper would say something homophobic.
An important discussion is had about Scarlet Johansson and how she is oppressed because she is not making enough money from Black Widow.
We have to defend our friend of the podcast (and nothing else) Lizzo and how she made a video calling out people who claimed she crowd surfed at a concert and killed someone.
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1h 5min
July 27, 2021 Too Woke Boys 52: Let Female Athletes Breastfeed, and Let Us Watch
The Boys come together to discuss doing 52 episodes which represents a year of weekly content. Supporting the boys by eating Ice Cream no longer available in the West Bank, is the way to celebrate! The boys have a discussion about the Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream company denying ice cream to Israel. And how its cool and not a pathetic attempt to win over buyers in the United States that pretend to give a shit about anything.
The boys also discuss a poll that people from Detroit participated in that suggests that people do not want the police defunded. Its important to not listen to people living in a dangerous area and to listen to affluent rich people with blogs and news articles explaining why there should be no police but instead a counselor who will be armed with only a clipboard and their ability to listen.
The olympics told a breast feeding olympian that she had to leave her child at home. While the boys suggest that breast feeding should be an olympic event.
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1h 9min

FAQs about Too Woke Boys:

How many episodes does Too Woke Boys have?

The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.