Too Woke Boys

By Jeff Zenisek

The Too Woke Boys are the only podcast providing a voice for women and people of color, hosted by two straight, white, cis men.... more

· Comedy

4.5

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How many episodes does Too Woke Boys have?

The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.

Too Woke Boys episodes:

July 20, 2021 Too Woke Boys 51: Free Cuba(n Government)
The boys get together to discuss the happenings in Cuba, the flooding that is definitely being caused by climate change, Col lists his top 10 movies of all time, while discussing Space Jam 2 and Black Widow
The boys discuss the plight of being way smarter than everyone they meet, and how its hard to be a misunderstood artist in their fields of slam poetry and comedy/activism.
Also Los Angeles has reinstated the indoor mask mandate and the boys think that is not far enough.
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1h 9min
July 13, 2021 Too Woke Boys 50: What Is Your Safe Word That Will Stop A Sexual Encounter?
The boys get together to discuss the celebration of the 50th episode of the pod, Chris makes several metaphors to the Matrix and Mortal Kombat, and how important this podcast is to wake up the masses of people who are so dumb and need the guidance of the Too Woke Boys and their good points.
Col challenges Chris to spell the word that crowned the first black female spelling bee champion.
The Boys discuss the Haitian presidential assassination, and provide safety to the women that feel like they need protection
Trevor Bauer is in a domestic abuse scandal and the news leads the boys to a discussion about safe words, what is yours?
SEND US YOUR SAFE WORDS OR PHRASES and explain why its a safe word!

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1h 2min
July 06, 2021 Too Woke Boys 49: America, Land of the Free... Bill Cosby
The boys record on the 4th of July, because there is work to do, and they don't celebrate America...They also weren't invited to any parties but that is not the reason...
The boys discuss how bad America is, the Delta variant of the virus, the Bill Cosby case, the Britney Spears case....
the boys have several philosophical conversations throughout this episode, body positivity, dating, and mental health are discussed!
The boys discuss The Gulf of Mexico being on fire, and explain why this is happening, Chris ties that in with the mysterious fires at the homeless encampment by his house.
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1h 6min
June 29, 2021 Too Woke Boys 48: Playing In The NFL And Calling An Audible On Your Sexuality
The Boys get together to celebrate the last week of pride month, celebrating the announcement of the first openly gay NFL player (no homo)
Derek Chauvin is sentenced to 22.5 years in prison, which sparks a conversation about how the police should be abolished and there shouldn't be prisons but police should go to prison.
The free Britney case continues and the boys offer solutions, Robin DiAngelo writes a new book, and a woman causes a massive bike crash at the Tour de France with a cardboard sign.
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59min
June 22, 2021 Too Woke Boys 47: Being Daddy Figures For Women w/ Daddy Issues
The boys come together to celebrate Juneteenth, Pride and less importantly Father's Day. The boys encourage any woman with issues with their fathers to hit them up for a dialogue.
A truck hit 2 pedestrians at a pride parade in Florida and its important that we classify it as a hate crime even if it is an accident.
The summer solstice has begun marking the beginning of Woke Boy Summer
Patrisse Cullors is back in the news with more mysteries on where money is going for BLM
Charges are dropped for hundreds of looters in NYC
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1h 5min
June 15, 2021 Too Woke Boys 46: The Boys Listen To All Women, Unless They Tell Say "Do Not Cum"
The Boys discuss the recent trip Kamala Harris took to the border to tell Guatemalans to Not Come to the United States.
after seeing some viral Tiktok of a woman finding a tracking device in her purse, Col has some questions for Chris.
There are several celebrity stories including Ben Affleck and J-Lo, Rob Riggle, and Chrissy Teigen.
Jeffrey Toobin makes an appearance on TV but this time not masturbating but talking about it.

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1h 7min
June 08, 2021 Too Woke Boys 45: Sparking Change By Lighting A Fire (In A Homeless Encampment)
The boys get together to discuss the Woke Boy Summer, and how its heating up so much that a homeless encampment has caught fire.
Chris explains the differences in Pogs and PAWGS, Chris also draws similarities in how slamming both can be fun!
Naomi Osaka quits the French Open like a girl boss and proves that women tennis is better than men because the number one player will withdraw from the tournament because she is told to fill her obligation to do a press conference after a match.
Five people are shot in Chicago and the boys discuss what to do about it.
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1h 12min
June 01, 2021 Too Woke Boys 44: Giving Girls Space To Cool Off After A Night of Healing
The boys address the Memorial Day Holiday and how to celebrate heroes when you literally hate everything about your country.
China has dropped the divorce rate by 70% since they introduced a "cooling off" period
The CDC explains that vaxed people can go maskless at the stores.
Chris defies science and tries to explain how he thinks diverse children are created.
Kellogg's releases a brave "Together With Pride" Cereal celebrating preferred gender pronouns

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1h 8min
May 25, 2021 Too Woke Boys 43: Complimenting a Girl on Her Weight Loss is Harmful Because You Are Saying She Used To Be Fat
The Boys come together to talk about being the ONLY podcast for women and people of color, even though barely any women listen to the podcast, and neither of them actually have any friends of color. If you know any black people please have them reach out to the show.
Also the boys let you know the Israel/Palestine conflict update and further explain the stance you better have on this issue. Also the rise in antisemitic hate crimes in the US.
Demi Lovato makes headlines again by coming out as a nonbinary They/Them.
The CDC announces new maskless policies
White house is trying to get tinder to put if people are vaccinated in their bios

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@TooWokeBoys
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1h 7min
May 18, 2021 Too Woke Boys 42: Inviting Over Israeli and Palestinian Women To Cum Together (with us)
The boys weigh in on the very intense situation between Israel and Palestine and offer solutions on how to fix it with love.
Chris describes a workout plan to focus on women performing squats with perfect form.
The boys talk about their insecurities about the opening of California and if its too early to open up yet. Which leads to a discussion about how being empathetic is a quality that you should be willing to fight someone over.
The NYC pride parade organizers are trying to ban the NYPD from its events until 2025
The boys finally get to some of the listener reviews! Write a good five star review and let the boys know how woke you are.
Follow the IG page:
@TooWokeBoys
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1h 10min

FAQs about Too Woke Boys:

How many episodes does Too Woke Boys have?

The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.