Too Woke Boys

By Jeff Zenisek

The Too Woke Boys are the only podcast providing a voice for women and people of color, hosted by two straight, white, cis men.... more

· Comedy

4.5

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The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.

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May 11, 2021 Too Woke Boys 41: Creating Single Moms to Celebrate On Mother's Day
The Boys get together on Mother's Day to celebrate moms all over, Chris even creates single moms so he can celebrate them later...
The boys discuss the controversial Bill and Melinda Gates split and encourage Melinda to hit them up. They discuss the terms of the new relationship they will have with Melinda and the ground rules.
A discussion about the Chinese rocket that was a danger to striking the earth landed in the ocean, and the boys have introduced a program for women who are afraid of rockets and rocket shaped objects.
The new CIA commercial and how brave it is for the woman in the commercial to come out with her anxiety disorder while also checking as many diversity boxes as possible, while then saying she isn't just checking boxes. So brave...
The boys also discuss Elon Musk's appearance on SNL, California's reopening process, and how segregation was bad but it is now actually good, because some black people are calling for it.
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1h 10min
May 04, 2021 Too Woke Boys 40 Feat. @LilMookieB: Lets Be Body Positive About Hot Women Too
The boys sit down with Michael Mookie Blaiklock (@lilmookieb on TikTok/insta and host of the You Are Worthy Podcast) to discuss how the body positivity movement isn't inclusive enough, hot women should get some positivity too. The boys and lilmookieB will support the hot women who want positivity spread.
The boys also talk about Demi Lovato being mad about an ice cream shop in Los Angeles subjecting her to ptsd for walking by low fat and diet frozen yogurt to make her triggered and feel fat while getting not diet ice cream.
LilMookieB discusses the trauma from being involved in a emotionally manipulative relationship, he admits that it was him that was emotionally manipulative, but it was still hard for him and it was brave to talk about your past trauma, even if you are the cause of the trauma for the other person.
The boys have a debate about the respecting the American Military, and come to a middle ground. Because the show is all about compromise.

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1h 12min
April 27, 2021 Too Woke Boys 39: Racist Cops Won't Let Black Children Stab Their Friends For Funsies
The boys unite over zoom to discuss the Derek Chauvin case verdict. Then get into the new, horrible shooting where a black teen was shot while playing with her friends, and by playing with her friends we mean swinging a knife violently. A counselor would have handleless this way differently.
The boys talk about how the UN elects Iran as the Commission for Women's rights, and how great that is for women....
Joe Biden became the first president to acknowledge the massacre of Armenians under the Ottoman Empire as a genocide.
The sexist vaccinations made by Johnson and Johnson has caused some blood clots but only in women. The boys offer up solutions for how to move forward on the vaccination situation.
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1h 7min
April 20, 2021 Too Woke Boys 38: Doge Bags
The boys start off the pod by discussing their love of the cryptocurrency Doge, a dog meme coin they are both invested in. They also mention how much they love dogs, and would love to connect with women who think liking dogs is a personality trait.
The boys talk about another shooting. The very complicated Daunte Wright shooting by police officer Kim Potter, who admittedly confused her actual gun for a taser. It can be hard to get exactly where the boys stand for this issue.
The founder of BLM, Patrisse Khan-Cullors, has been reverse gentrifying rich white neighborhoods by using mysterious funds (definitely not stealing funds under the guise of activism).
The boys touch on the passing of Bernie Madoff, DMX, and Prince Phillip.
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1h 6min
April 13, 2021 Too Woke Boys 37: Erecting A Strong Cockpit and Inviting Women To Sit On It and Take Control
The Boys continue the discussion on #WhiteBoySummer and the complicated stance on how to celebrate (basically celebrate the Too Woke Boys if you are a woman by sending DMs to them, and if you are a dude encourage women you know to hit the boys up and be a true ally... Don't worry we will teach them about polyamory and they will find their way back to you).
A comment on the Too Woke Boys post leads to a discussion about Chet Hanks, his cancelling and how to decide when to #BelieveAllWomen and when women are total liars and just being crazy or on their periods or something.
United Airlines is making big bold moves by letting women drive in the sky, letting female pilots crash a metaphorical "United Flight 175" into the South Tower that is the PATRIARCHY.
The boys get deep about struggling with Freysexuality, Chris talks about the struggle of balancing his freysexuality with his sex addiction.

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1h 7min
April 06, 2021 Too Woke Boys 36: Kneeling is Cool Unless Its on the Neck of an Unconscious Black Man
The Boys cover the Derek Chauvin case and let you know where they stand (or kneel or whatever you're supposed to do). Chelsea Handler had a lot to say, and its important to listen to Chelsea Handler, because she is famous from books about what a drunk whore she was (such a GIRLBOSS💅).
An Asian American Woman was attacked in NYC because of white supremacy, even though a black guy did it. A Doctor's tweet will be broken down explaining why this is the fault of white people (as if you need any more proof on why we have to listen to doctors).
Danielle Bregoli AKA Bhad Bhabie, our queen started an only fans and the boys are 100% all about it, but would like her to reciprocate the effort the boys put into the relationship.
Steve Harvey talks about how he can't be friends with women, but the boys are totally 100% able to be friends with women as long as the friendship has plenty of benefits, which is what you would expect of your friends.

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1h 12min
March 30, 2021 Too Woke Boys 35: Meeting Extreme Body Positivity with Extreme Negativity
The boys take a bold stance that shootings are bad while talking about the recent ones in Atlanta, and Colorado. Chet Hanks declares its going to be a "white boy summer," the Echo Park Homeless situation in Los Angeles and the Chris's solution to where homeless people should live, and how he is going to help.
There was a car accident in DC, definitely not a violent car jacking, Myanmar is discussed, and also MANY women are offered help from the heroic actions of the Too Woke Boys.
The boys are here for Demi Lovato and offer a safe space for her to experience polyamory and denounces getting engaged.

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1h 7min
March 23, 2021 Too Woke Boys 34: Stopping Asian Hate Is A Happy Ending We All Want
The Too Woke Boys join to discuss the anti-Asian hate crime that happened in Atlanta, the boys offer solutions for Asian women who are scared to work at happy ending massage parlors, and other Asian women who need a place to perform happen ending massages.
Joe Biden and the war he is waging on the poor by giving them a check for less than one month of rent in a major city after over a year of shutting down the economy. This is how the country will build back better. Also Biden rolls out military uniforms for pregnant women, and the boys weigh in on their complicated take on the military.
Also discussed is Pepe Le Pew and how he won't appear in the space jam sequel, and a discussion about basketball and equality.
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1h 3min
March 16, 2021 Too Woke Boys 33: Staying Inside and Eating Out
The Boys get together to discuss Col's travels to Florida, Cuomo's harassment allegations that are overshadowing his awesome performance of managing the pandemic by moving people sick with Coronavirus into nursing homes filled with the population most vulnerable to the disease.
Los Angeles is opening up and the boys are reluctant to celebrate, the boys offer help for Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez and their relationship issues, also Col has a moment of growth after Demi Lovato shares similar recovery techniques as Chris.
Bill Burr is to be cancelled again.
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1h 13min
March 09, 2021 Too Woke Boys 32: Horton Hears a Who-le Bunch of Black People Talking During The Movie
The Boys welcome their new fans and discuss their recent exposure from a very progressive post about girl bosses paying for dinner on TikTok. Also the Boys talk about Dr. Seuss and his very problematic writings that should be cancelled because his books are racist.
Chris and Col talk about a Gay Poly Thruple setting a record for most dads raising a kid and also speculate on how the boy was conceived.
The drawings of Lola Bunny and how artists changed her body to make her thinner and less curvy which is a blow to the body positive movement, women with fat tits and asses are constantly body shamed by society but the boys are here for these PAWG queens.
The boys also discuss the TikTok trend of the controversial "super straight" post and how its not just a description of just being a regular straight person but actually a very problematic and transphobic way to live, the boys lay down the rules on what to do if a trans person wants you.

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1h 21min

FAQs about Too Woke Boys:

How many episodes does Too Woke Boys have?

The podcast currently has 231 episodes available.