The Boys are back to discuss how to support black owned businesses during the holiday shopping season if you must participate in this capitalistic society, and the importance of women conducting breast exams, and also allowing the boys to also conduct a breast exam on you to get a second pair of hands on your breasts (for medical exam purposes).

Also the boys talk about how awesome it is that Joe Biden chooses an all female cabinet, more Covid lockdowns in CA, and also how we are excited about the news of Dolly Parton posing nude on in Playboy for her 75th birthday...

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The boys come together and discuss how they are RE OPENING their bunker for women to come to and stay with the boys while the California government makes the decision to enforce another curfew and lockdown.  

The boys also celebrate the Miami Marlins hiring the first female GM Kim Ng, and of course its important to celebrate Steven Spielberg's daughter Mikaela for working in the adult entertainment industry

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The Boys get together to celebrate a victory that represents change that is meaningful, a win for America and for Democracy, with tons of mail in ballots showing up long after election day ended. This is a true victory for the underdog, funded by major corporations.

The boys talk about our queen AOC suggesting that making a list of political enemies and those who oppose you is a good idea and not at all exactly like 1939 Germany.

The boys also offer refuge to Nigerian women, and offer places for them to work out. Chris's acting program and personal training program are explained. 

Also the boys weigh in on why Alex Trebek was problematic and complain about him.

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The Too Woke Boys discuss the Halloween festivities or lack thereof, How important it is to abolish police but to also use them to break up harmless parties and family get togethers like Thanksgiving.  How brave Sarah Cooper is for becoming a millionaire on Netflix by lip-syncing the Cheeto.

The boys also discuss how important it is to make sure that people need to VOTE (and you know exactly what we mean). Its very important to remind black people why its important for them to put down the basketball for a second and vote, because a few rappers (like 50 Cent) is starting to leave the party and think for himself and we certainly cannot allow that, because the Woke Boys care about people of color and that is why we tell them what to do all the time because they don't know any better...

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The Too Woke Boys discuss the Hunter Biden sex tape and the Jeffrey Toobin Zoom meeting masturbation session and where the boys stand on both cases...

The boys address the final debate and how the star of the show was the woman of color moderator, and how our country can use a moderator because they can apply the roles of a moderator to everyday situations as well as their encounters with women...

The Pope appoints a black cardinal, LA is opening up 

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The Boys get together to discuss the amazing, and not at all cringeworthy attempt at getting black people to vote by forcing two black guys to do a slam poem about voting on a basketball court. Chris comes out about being related to Christopher Columbus, but apologizes for it and denounces his distant grandfather and offers a solution to the Christopher Columbus statue by replacing it with a statue of the host of the show... Chris Columbus.

The boys discuss Adele and her dismantling the body positivity movement by losing weight and getting in shape. The boys demand the cancelling of the Anglo Saxons for their horrendous actions in the 4th century...

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The boys are back in the studio after a long day of shooting some footage of the boys taking their activism to the streets (Footage coming soon to the IGTV/ YouTube).

The boys discuss how Kamala dominated the debates, how orange the Cheeto is, Azerbaijan/Armenia conflict and how the boys can solve the conflict by tricking a woman from each place to come to their place at the same time.

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The Too Woke Boys welcome their first guest, which is of course a woman, Megan Nager (@MeganNagerComedy). It is important to listen to women like Megan and to let her talk about what she feels is important to her. 

They kind of cover the debate, and important issues concerning women in the upcoming election. The boys try to get Megan to think more openly about issues (and her relationships)...

This is an important discussion to have in this dialogue between men and women.

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The boys offer condolences and some solutions on how to move forward from the unexpected tragedy of an octogenarian in poor health dying during this awful time. 

The boys also read some empowering and definitely not at all cringe-worthy tweets from people using Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s death as an opportunity to gain some twitter clout. The boys also have some interesting ideas on how to move forward with who should fill the seat.

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The boys get together for the first podcast over zoom because Chris is out on a philanthropic mission to the east coast (Florida). The boys offer their help to console women who are displaced by the natural disasters that are definitely caused by global warming, and not because someone had a gender reveal party, or maybe threw a molotov cocktail at a business and missed.

The boys discuss the awesomeness of Mackenzie Scott becoming the world's richest woman by being a girl boss and divorcing capitalist asshole Jeff Bezos. Osama Bin Laden's niece is in the news again making bold statements.

Also the boys talk about the shooting of two police officers in CA... How the indoor rallies that the Cheeto is holding and how the Too Woke Boys support them doing that.... and the importance of yelling at people and telling them to vote.