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Coworkers, they can be a dream come true or they can be a sick nightmare. Were bringing villains of all types, shapes and sizes into real office settings and measuring up who would be the worst to deal with. What if you had Darth Vader doing your performance review? Shared a cubicle with Thanos? Listen this week as the gang discusses their top worst villains to work with.

We’ve said it before but there is no bond between humans like the one of mutual hatred of something or someone. Misery loves company! It could be a coworker, or the fact that your football team is constantly shitting the bed, sometimes things just piss you off and that’s okay! Join the gang this week in a total bitch fest as they discuss what’s been chapping their asses lately.

Age ain’t nothin’ but a number, or is it? Do you have rules against hooking up with anyone younger than you? Or how about older? How about a lot older? We’re doing celebrity crushes with a twist and like a fine wine, these celebs get better with age. Listen this week as the gang lets everyone in on their ideal senior citizens scenario.

What would you do if you found a lamp in the cave of wonders...Would you rub it? We sure would. Also, do you prefer a Robin Williams Genie or a Kazaam Genie, or something cool we don’t even know about? We’ve all got our preferences but we’ve applied a few rules. Listen this week as the gang rubs five out on their own personal Genie lamps.

Who else needs a break? Ever thought about taking a trip to your favorite memory or getting the chance to dance your ass right off on an episode of MTV’s The Grind? Let’s be real, most of us think about hopping on a plane and heading to paradise on the daily. But what if instead of a plane, you were hopping into a time machine? Listen this week as the gang talks about when in time they wanna spend their vacations, bae-cations and stay-cations.

Things we know for sure: The team at Top That loves movies, and they sure love sports. This week, they’re putting the killer combo together. Listen as the gang gets innovative and builds their ideal basketball team with their favorite movie characters. Is Frank The Tank or Chewbacca gonna be center? Maybe Van Wilder is bringing up the ball at point guard! All we know for sure is round ball gets wild with these curated teams.

What scares you? Vampires, clowns under the bed, Freddie Kruger? What about real shit, like maybe losing a limb? Or an overwhelming amount of birds in the area? We all have fears, and some are more rational than others. Who are we to tell you that you’re just a big ol’ scaredy sack of shit? Listen this week as the gang sleeps with one eye open after they discuss their top irrational fears.

Excited, a little nervous... your interest is piqued and you can’t wait to see what happens next. No, we’re not talking about 1st dates or 1st base, we’re talking movie intros people! The first few scenes in a movie can make or break whether you decide to keep letting it whisk you away. Listen this week as the gang discusses the top movie intros that get them all hot, bothered or doubled over in pain from laughter.

These are trying times we're living in folks! Most days we’re all about spreading the love, but this week we’re taking the opportunity to bitch and moan. We’re complaining about everyone’s gym selfies and the dumb stuff that comes out of their mouths. Listen this week as the gang throws all the shade while discussing their top pet peeves in the opposite sex.

The team here at Top That is getting a little introspective. We dig deep inside ourselves and make the tough decisions. Would you rather time travel by fart, or teleport via sneeze? Listen this week as the gang gets to know each other better as they play the age old classic 'Would You Rather...'