Have you ever fantasized about what it would be like to be the one who took Hailey Baldwin off the market? Or maybe you're the one who finally make Leo DiCaprio give up the bachelor life...I mean even if it's one in a million, there's a chance. Listen this week as the gang discusses who's looking like a snack with their fresh hot batch of Current Celebrity Crushes.

Parenting is none of our jobs and frankly none of our business, but dammit since we've all got a pair of em, we feel we've got all the rights to judge the hell out of a few. Listen this week as the gang talks trash about all the worst fictional Moms and Dads out there.

Nostalgia: a sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations. We all miss things from our childhood, and honestly someone should have told us what a shit trap growing up really is. Listen this week as the gang discusses what they want in their adult lives that they used to have as kids.

Absolutely no fake news here! We're still marinating in the Independence Day energy and discussing all things presidential. Listen this week as the gang lets you all in on a star spangled batch of Unknown American Facts.

A film that seeks to elicit fear for entertainment purposes, why would you submit yourself to such torture? Whether it's the gore or the score that gets you, we all have our list. So lock your doors, never ask "who's there?" and make sure you're not giving up your V when you listen this week as the gang gets into their top 5 horror flicks.

You've just hit the jackpot, what's the first thing you do? Obviously buy a gold toilet. Or maybe you set up a weekly delivery to your ex's house of a paper bag full of dog poop on fire. We've all got our priorities. Listen this week as the gang talks about their Top 5 things they'd do if they won the lottery.

Peanut Butter & Jelly, Bevis & Butthead, Puke & Rally...some things just belong together, you know? So dish up a plate of Spaghetti & Meatballs, put on your Hall & Oates on pause, and listen this week as the gang discusses their Top Duos.

This episode catch up with the gang once again on their reoccuring segment, Top That: This Week! They discuss all things current events, juicy gossip, and useless trivia.

How many times a day do you say to yourself, "What in the actual fuck?" We here at Top That seem to find ourselves saying it an absolute ass load. Listen this week as the gang shares their top crazy moments in life that actually made them scream W-T-F?!

ISO: PERFECT MATE.

Let's face it, no one's perfect (except for maybe Tom Hanks) but that doesn't mean we can't have high expectations when searching for Mr/Mrs Right. Listen this week as the gang talks about how they aren't out here dating just anyone Willy Nilly and what they're looking for in the opposite sex.