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We here at Top That are lovers of the animal kingdom. Except spiders, fuck those eight legged freaks. Listen this week as the gang gets all Encyclopedia Brittanica on everyone while they discuss their top extinct animals we wish would be brought back Jurassic Park style.

Sapiosexual: (noun) someone who finds sexual stimulation from the way a person's mind works. Have you ever tried to justify not being aesthetically pleasing by making up for it in other areas? Listen this week as the gang talks about those celebrities who's hotness goes deeper than their looks. This is the Hot Not Hot Top 5.

Have you ever fantasized about Martha Stewart beating the fuckin' flames off of Guy Fierri? Or Prince moon walking all over Michael Jackson? Listen this week as the gang starts the campaign to bring Johnny Gomez and Nick Diamond back into our lives with our dream Celebrity Death Matches!

You ever been so high that you wished your dog could jump like a kangaroo? Or thought the SlapChop is great, but what if it played music? No, just us? Well hang on to your butts, because things get real inventive and weird when the gang brings their first guest on the show to discuss their top Crossovers. Turn up your Eminem country album while eating your biscuits and gravy cereal, because no one was smoking weed when they recorded this episode.

Beggars can't be choosers, or can they? When looking for love we all know what we want, but do you know what you DON'T want? Listen this week as the gang spills all the tea on past lovers while they discuss their Top 5 Relationship Deal Breakers.

Were you the astronaut or the firefighter? The model or the superstar? Kids have some amazing dream job idea, and so do us adults! Listen this week as the gang discusses all those occupations that they would risk everything for.

Some create enjoyable series that live in our hearts forever. Others destroy the very thing we once loved. This week, the gang discusses which movies desperately need a sequel...even if they suck.

Alfred Hitchcock directing Chris Farley and John Candy. Daft Punk featuring Freddy Mercury. There are so many possibilities this world will never see. Listen this week as the gang gets a little misty eyed and discusses those bright stars who passed away much too soon.

ISO: Crazy, Demented & Evil. Must be self motivated, and also searching for world domination. Underground lair not a must, but definitely encouraged. Serious inquires only.This week the gang discusses who made the cut in their search for the Top 5 Villains.

What do Garth Algar, Al Borland and Chewbacca have in common...besides great hair? They would all make one hell of a sidekick. Listen this week as the gang discusses their Top 5 recruits for a kick-ass sidekick!