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  • 288. Barbarella (1968) — A Torture Cinema "Adventure"
    Hairy children herders, orgasm machines, and sexy hands, oh my! In this sadly late edition of Torture Cinema, the Skiffy and Fanty crew tackles the infamous 1968 sexploitation film, Barbarella.  We cover the film’s legacy, the strange imagery and sexploitation elements, hairy guys, orgasm machines, and so much more!
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
    Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show!
    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 288 — Download (MP3)
    Show Notes:

    Barbarella (1968)(IMDB)

    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).
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  • 286. Zombies of Mora Tau (1957) — A Torture Cinema Late Halloween "Adventure"
    Zombie mausoleums, DGNF grandmas, and cursed jewels, oh my!  Skiffy and Fanty officially becomes meta in this special (late) Halloween “Middleman Special” edition of Torture Cinema about Zombies of Mora Tau!  Prepare yourselves for a zombitacular festival of torture! Art crawl!
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
    Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show!
    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 286 — Download (MP3)
    Show Notes:


    Zombies of Mora Tau (1957)(IMDB)

    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).
    That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.
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  • 285. The Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981) — A Torture Cinema "Adventure"
    Giant bacon, gorillas, and evil corporations, oh my!  In our last Childhood Destruction edition of Torture Cinema, we tackled Julia’s childhood love, The Incredible Shrinking Woman.  Some of us, it turns out, were a bit bitter about having to watch this one.  You’ll have to listen to find out who!
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
    Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show!
    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 285 — Download (MP3)
    Show Notes:


    The Incredible Shrinking Woman (1981)(IMDB)

    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).
    That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.
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  • 282. The Cat From Outer Space (1978); A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
    Space cats, liver, and pratfalls, oh my!  In our second-to-last Childhood Destruction edition of Torture Cinema, Shaun, Julia, Rachael, and Paul join forces to tackle Disney’s The Cat From Outer Space!  From talking cats to hustling mafiosos to bumbling military men, this one’s got plenty of blurg to talk about!
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
    Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show!
    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 282 — Download (MP3)
    Show Notes:


    The Cat From Outer Space (1978)(IMDB)

    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).
    That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.
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  • 278. The Postman (1997) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
    The Post Office, mules, and Shakespeare, oh my!  In our fourth edition of the Torture Cinema Childhood Destruction feature, we take a stab at the infamous Costner vehicle, The Postman.  This is Mike’s movie, so we make sure to make him feel very welcome.  Oh, hell.  Who are we kidding?  Someone suffers during this episode, but it isn’t Mike…
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
    Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show!
    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 278 — Download (MP3)
    Show Notes:


    The Postman (1997)(IMDB)

    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).
    That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.
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  • 275. Krull (1983) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure” w/ Mike Martinez
    Glaives, cosmic monsters, and flaming Clydesdales, oh my!  The Childhood Destruction editions of Torture Cinema continue with Krull.  Mike Martinez is the “victim” this week, but you may be surprised to know who really gets it good in this monstrous episode of epic fantasy glory!
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
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    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 275 — Download (MP3)
    Show Notes:


    Krull (1983)(IMDB)
    Mike’s Website
    Mike’s Twitter
    Mike’s Books
    The Venusian Gambit (Mike’s new book!)
    Our CONvergence schedules!

    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).
    That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.
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  • 273. Waterworld (1995) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure” w/ Geoffrey Pelton & Kevin Lux
    Jet skis, trimarans, and Dennis Hopper, oh my!  The crew joins forces to destroy Jen’s childhood movie love, Waterworld.  From gross urine water to Kevin Costner Fish Bait to explosions galore, we had much to say!  Also joining us:  Geoffrey Pelton and audio recordings from the infamous Kevin Lux!
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
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    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 273 — Download (MP3)
    Show Notes:


    Waterworld (IMDB)
    Geoffrey Pelton, Guest Extraordinaire:

    Geoffrey’s Twitter
    Kevin Lux’s Twitter
    Doorway to the Hidden World Podcast (you must listen to this show!)



    And here are the videos we mentioned (the 1st is Rachael’s high school performance; the second is a drumline performance):


    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).
    That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.
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  • 270. Logan’s Run (1976) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
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    Carousels, Popsicle people, and protein from the sea, oh my!  In this very special “Childhood Destruction” edition of Torture Cinema, the entire crew (minus Mike) join forces to talk about David’s childhood movie crush, Logan’s Run.
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
    Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show!
    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 270 — Download (MP3)
    Show Notes:

     

    Logan’s Run (1976)(IMDB)

    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).
    That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.
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  • 265. The Black Hole (1971) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure” (Childhood Destruction Edition)
    Robot blenders, mad scientists, and snarky companions, oh my!  In this special “childhood destruction” edition of Torture Cinema, the crew tackles one of Paul’s favorite childhood movies, The Black Hole.
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
    Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show!
    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 265 — Download (MP3)
    Show Notes:

    The Black Hole (1971; dir. Gary Nelson)(IMDB)
    The Listener Survey

    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).
    That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.
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  • 257. Baby Geniuses (1999) — A Torture Cinema “Adventure”
    Robot babies, creepy babies, and just babies, oh my!  Shaun, Julia, Paul, and Rachael join forces to talk about 1999’s Baby Geniuses, which one critic described as “about as endearing as unanesthetized gum surgery.”  You can guess how we all felt about it…
    We hope you enjoy the episode!
    Note:  If you have iTunes and like this show, please give us a review on our iTunes page, or feel free to email us with your thoughts about the show!
    Here’s the episode (show notes are below):
    Episode 257 — Download (MP3)

    Show Notes:

    Baby Geniuses (1999)(IMDB)

    Our new intro music is “Time Flux” by Revolution Void (CC BY 3.0).  Additional music from “Monkeys Spinning Monkeys” by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com). Licensed under Creative Commons: Attribution 3.0
    That’s all, folks!  Thanks for listening.  See you next week.
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Torture Cinema is a comedic bad movie review podcast. In each episode, we take our unabashedly geeky and absurd sense of humor and turn it against some of the worst science fiction, fantasy, and…