Torty Talks from Simon Anthony

The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony,

Slartibartfast explains his mode of transport- in terms of a robot run bistro. He shows a historical reproduction of the cause of and reason for the events at Lords. An advert explains a bit more of the problem.

The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, Aliens stopped play, but this is Somebody Else's Problem. Slartibartfast may sort things out, but it doesn't look like it frankly watching the replay.

The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony,

Here we find out why Arthur was insulted and discover he is by far not the only one. We shall meet the insulter, Wowbagger again, but not yet. We have a game of cricket to play - until the players from Kricket arrive.

The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, here up to the end of The Restaurant at the end of the Universe, and the start of book Three. This starts with the end - an utterly unimportant meeting and moves on to the reason for a lot of insults.

The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me. Arthur and Ford fail to integrate with the new arrivals from the B Arc and so go exploring. They meet and get fed by the local inhabitants and then, find a note in a glacier - Slartibartfast's signature. The B Arcers don't really care.

The continuing reading of Hitchhicker's guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams - read by me, Simon Anthony, here up to chapter 25 just after the 'B Arc' has crashed on a beautiful young planet that would have generated the right answer to the question to which it turns out the wrong answer is 42 - I think.

In which, I make a big mistake. It's fixed here though.

This episode covers life in "the B Arc" and its telephone sanitisers as they are about to crash on the very early earth and cause a software glitch...

A brain glitch follows, being the original transmitted version of this episode

Hotblack Desiato's black ship is targeted at a sun, only an ignored Marvin can save them - possibly. Somehow they get split up and go several separate ways and times. Ford and Arthur get the short straw of another ship, on the way to Golgafrincham. The others return the the Heart of Gold, at least for a while.  

The allure of the Restaurant at the end of the Universe, AKA Milliways, twinned with the Big Bang Burger Bar, is about to be lost. Before the end of time, our heroes leave on another stolen ship, but this one is about to go bang - in the next episode. In this one they muck about with light entertainment and a depressed robot.

It's  not all glitz and glamour at the end of time, it's a day like any other  - even when it happens time and time again. This time - it's different.  Max is unhappy. He is always unhappy, but as a true professional, he  won't show his deeper feelings. Our team don't want to hang around for  the big finish.