TOTAL MASSACRE

It's a stripped down show for a stripped-down action movie, as Rowan and Jay discuss 2002's Bourne Identity. We talk about Matt Damon's baby blues, the director having done Swingers, post-9/11 paranoia, and the best Mini Cooper product placement short of The Italian Job

Rowan is joined by Kev, Zack, and new guest Brian Smawley to talk about Jackie Chan's epic Drunken Master 2, the kung fu movie to end all kung fu movies.

Hey there, boppers and gumshoes, we got a real tough gang working their way through some New York City streets. It's 1979, the grime is everywhere, it's a hot summer night, and Kev and Jay are joining Rowan Kaiser to discuss the cult classic The Warriors.

Rowan is rejoined by Abby Waysdorf and new guest Mike Williams to discuss 2000's Jet Li/Aaliyah vehicle ROMEO MUST DIE. We talk about how this could and maybe should have been an ideal connection of martial arts to hip-hop but....isn't quite there. But when it's fun, it's real fun.

Rowan is joined by new IMF field team agents Stella Sacco and Christy Admiraal to discuss Brad Bird's 2011 hit MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: GHOST PROTOCOL. We talk about how easy this movie is to watch, how well-crafted the central heist set piece is, the total lack of plot, Paula Patton's limbs, Jeremy Renner's face, and giggle with glee at the sheer entertainment on offer.

Keanu May concludes with the 2014 bisexual lighting revenge thriller JOHN WICK. Rowan is joined by Rob Zacny, Carli Velocci, and Abby Waysdorf to discuss the rise of the R-rated action movie, metrosexuality, Keanu's vulnerability, the supernatural elements of John Wick and the time when he drives into a dude and then shoots him through a roof, that ruled.

Rowan is joined by Jay Pullman, Dylan Reiff, and #1 Wachowski Superfan Kev Koeser to talk about probably the biggest action movie of all time and the third installment for Keanu May: The Matrix. We talk pacing, violence, the viability of the trans reading, Trinity, Morpheus, and holy crap that sequence where they bust into the federal building.

It's another Josh and Jay Show reunion as Rowan is joined by the titular Josh, Jay, as well as Aaron and his wife Kelly, a Speed superfan with insight into the renaissance artwork that inspired the bus that couldn't slow down.

Rowan is rejoined by Abby Olcese and Zack Handlen to discuss Kathryn Bigelow's homage to/examination of masculinity Point Break for the first flick of Keanu May. We try to figure out how smart this movie is, how good Swayze is, Reeves' career trajectory and pretty face, and Lori Petty getting kinda screwed over here.

Rowan, Jay, Kev, and new guest Carli Velocci check out Mortal Kombat, new and old. We talk about our experiences with the games, the movies, lore, fighting, lore, and lore!