TOTAL MASSACRE

Rowan is joined by Rob Zacny and Carli Velocci to introduce Carli to the joy that is the MISSION IMPOSSIBLE series and discuss De Palma's MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 1. We talk about the best ways to understand the series, shockingly weak reviews, the terrifying nature of a single bead of sweat, how much Rob loves helicopters, and Tom Cruise sprinting!

TOTAL CASHACRE returns with Rowan's favorite comfort film, FANTASTIC MR. FOX. Wes Anderson's animated delight involves not one but five different heists, George Clooney being suave again, tweens being difficult, and all the Whack-Bat you can handle. HOTBOX!

TOTAL CASHACRE returns from a brief hiatus (Rowan moving) with the quintessential modern heist film OCEAN'S 11. Kev joins in and we talk about smoothness, coolness, light, charm, and weird Cockney accents.

One year of TOTAL MASSACRE means it's time for our reward: the greatest action movie of our age, MAD MAX: FURY ROAD. Rowan, Abby, Kev, and Jay dive into the smartness and the dumbness, Chekov's flaming guitars and poles, car armor tactics, Tom Hardy's mumbling, and mostly just how this is the greatest thing ever.

TOTAL MASSACRE is joined by Keith Phipps, author of the new book AGE OF CAGE, to discuss Nic's best action movie, FACE/OFF. Rowan, Carli, Christy, and Keith discuss how a movie can be meta and completely earnest, what John Woo looks like with a full budget, how to properly eat a peach, and more!

Rowan and Kev continue the 70s theme of March with one of Jackie Chan's breakthroughs, SNAKE IN EAGLE'S SHADOW. We talk about that Jackie Chan magic, the greatest training montages ever, animal cruelty, and some of the tightest choreography put to film

Rowan recruits the very best podcast martial artists, Kev Koeser and Mike Williams, for a tournament of champions and international crime syndicate, as TOTAL MASSACRE covers Bruce Lee's iconic ENTER THE DRAGON!

Time loops! Smarminess! Cool aliens! Comedy deaths! Hot butches! It's EDGE OF TOMORROW, it's TOTAL MASSACRE with Rowan, Carli, and Abby!

In the opening scene of Michael Bay's 2003 hit BAD BOYS 2, Will Smith yells "Blue power!" and it's all downhill from there. Or uphill. It's genuinely hard to say! Rowan, Dylan, and Brian try to puzzle it out as best as possible.

Total Massacre check's out Jackie Chan's nitty-gritty police procedural POLICE STORY, complete with Phoenix Wright-esque courtroom drama, three cakes to the face, bumbling cops who have to be able to break the rules, and the wildest bus stunt you'll ever see!