Why can't we order tartar sauce with a turkey sub? What are the koi fish thinking during the winter? And who's wearing earmuffs these days? Join us as we solve these sweet mysteries of life and oh so much more!

Isn't the world a dangerous place, especially at the gym when the dumbbells are mis-filed? Join us in the safety corral where the convo is Fast and Furious, and thankfully we're under that handy metal umbrella!

Ever feel hungry like the wolf, or do you wish a monkey would pick your nits? Don't worry, we support both choices and also Sly Stallone because, well, ya gotta love Sly. Tune in and hum along to the Rocky theme right now!

Should you buy a car from a giant fish? Should you do a sit-up during an office meeting? Should we let Alex sing opera? Tune in and get these burning questions answered ASAP!

Ever wish you could hear an a-capella group that couldn't sing? And sing about outhouses, sour milk, and loogies? Well this podcast was written just for you!

What's that annoying sound you hear - is it your neighbor's wind chimes? Maybe it's The Rock playing in your ball pit. Either way, mix yourself a date shake and tune into this one - it's sexy, we promise!

What's worse in a bottle - kombucha or liquified filet mignon? The only way to find out is to bust out of your arranged marriage and get in the game - you'll lose but really, you'll win!

Are you stuck fighting a kangaroo again? Then sharpen your mechanical pencil and tuck a biscotti in a convenient crevice - we promise you'll win your bout…maybe.

Need someplace to show off your new paisley pocket square? Just head to the Superlux, order an icy cold G&T and request that all your cold cuts are fanned - that's what the cool kids do!

Did someone order a Monte Cristo? Throw on your fishnet poncho, practice your best British accent, and get ready to try some sandwiches - and tasty podcastin' - that we know you will like!