Calling all Fried Green Magnolias - this episode mixes southern charm with floating checks and wearing tutus. Join us as we butter our grits and clack around in Dr. Scholl's - nothing but a party goin' on here.

How this became one of our raciest episodes, we'll never know, but you're going to get some corn dogs and naked swimming at this party. And if you're tired, we'll read you a bedtime story, but it's gotta be hella quick - we have wine to drink, people!

The Sidebar puts on a snappy sweater vest as we investigate the death of ice milk and the strange allure of ginger snaps. We also admit to consuming a stranger's food and drink if we're desperate enough - come on, you know you do it too!

The threesome is back in action, we're celebrating a milestone, and there's enough Play-do and onion rings for everyone - even that random stranger you just kissed!

The Sidebar is down one member this week, so let's see if the other two can hold down the fort in this mini-episode. Farrah Fawcett and the Three Stooges swing through for a visit so don't miss it!

Boy, too many candy cigarettes and spritzers will land you with a moldy mink around your neck, and terrorists and aliens fighting for your affection. We put on some clogs and head for outer space and you should too!

Have you ever wondered which is worse - public shame or private horror? Well, this episode answers that question with a deep dive into jaywalking, smelly feet and, um, close relationships with goats. Get ready to learn things you never wanted to know!

The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!

The Sidebar reports in on fulfilling our New Year's resolutions - did someone say "slow start?" We also find out if safecracking is all it's cracked up to be. Tune in as we tell all!

Poppa, can you hear me, at least when I ask you to change the toilet paper?! We give you the under vs over on everything from skorts to Survivor. Don't miss it!