Totally Onboard

It's that time of year, folks, the holiday season is upon us! Get into the festive mood as your favorite girls talk all things HOLIDAYS. Britt and Sara have the inside scoop on celebrating at sea, from the totally "meh" days to the parties and festivities you don't want to miss. Thinking of booking a cruise to celebrate your favorite holiday? Find out the deets on whether to ship it or skip it!

On this "Career Day" episode, Britt and Sara are joined by the incredible singing talent, Emily Yates Blick. Emily will talk you through her extensive career: Headlining in Vegas, cruise ships all around the world, creating and producing her own shows, a surprising and unique side-hustle... The list goes on and on for this ambitious QUEEN. Not to mention, you may even hear a little singing along the way. You don't want to miss this!

Kick off Season 2 with your favorite ghosts, er, HOSTS, for this spoooooky Halloween episode. Britt and Sara talk gruesome murders, mysterious disappearances, eerie ghosts, and other strange creepy happenings on cruise ships. Buckle up for some crazy stories, but don't get too scared... You can always count on Britt and Sara to keep you laughing through even the scariest of tales.

Season 1 FINALE. After fourteen wonderful episodes, Sara and Brittany reminisce on the first season and how everything came to be, give a teaser on the future of the podcast, and even give each other a little roast to top it off. From convincing Sara to join the podcast to real fights over grammar, the journey to this finale has been a JUICY one.

A warm magical welcome to the first episode of the “Career Day” series, where Brittany and Sara invite fellow non-singer and non-dancer crew members to share the nitty-gritty details of their job onboard. Up first, comedy magician Jean-Pierre Parent, JP. How does a thirteen-year-old working birthday parties with business cards from his Dad grow his passion into a vastly successful career? That, and of course, all of the hilarious details in between. Tune into this candid interview and get the scoop on just about everything, except for the tricks themselves ;)

Grab yourself a coffee or cocktail, and sit back and relax with your favorite girls for a chill chat. Brittany and Sara discuss it all...from cruise news and the bleak future of their jobs onboard, to avoiding the "what's next?!" question and attempting romance in the real world.

What happens when you break your foot while on a contract or traveling solo in Bali? Sadly, these girls have all the answers. Follow Britt and Sara as they share their unfortunate tales of matching fifth metatarsal breaks. From bad omens, sassy taxi drivers, and questioning doctor's advice, these stories are QUITE the journey.

What happens when a dancer breaks a foot? Or a singer loses their voice? Or someone's costume rips in half mid-quick-change and they can't go out on stage? Join your favorite girls for the full 411 on damage control in show biz, also known as re-blocks.

Welcome to the kickoff of the “Storytime” series, the first episode of many where Brittany and Sara read and react to stories submitted by fellow performers. On this episode, tune in to tales of embarrassing show mess-ups and silly (but necessary) pre-show routines, all of course told in hilarious detail. This one is sure to be a knee-slapper, so if you’re anything like Sara, be sure to take a trip to the bathroom before listening!

Frozen food deliveries? Circling media helicopters? NO WINE?! All of this and MUCH more as Brittany and Sara dive deep with their friend Becky who was quarantined on a COVID-19 infected ship. Join the three ladies as they talk about how the ship went from perfectly healthy to totally outlawed in just a matter of days. Don't miss it, this one is JUICY!