Totally Onboard

Totally Onboard

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Totally Onboard episodes

  • A Day in the Life: Prepping for Showtime
    In the first episode of the "A Day in the Life" series, Britt and Sara talk about everything that goes into a show day. Tech runs, superstitions, backstage secrets, and more, listen and learn about what goes on in preparation for "Curtain Up!"
    45 min
  • Behind the Scenes: Stuck at Sea During COVID-19
    What was it like being stuck on a cruise ship during a global pandemic!?! Find out all the deets as Brittany and Sara interview fellow performers, Rachel and Galen, about their experience onboard ships during COVID-19. Food deliveries, crew parties, staying healthy and sane, the journey home, and everything in between in this ~juicy~ episode.
    1 hr 4 min
  • Rockin' and Rollin': Seasickness and Sea Legs
    Tackling some of your most popular questions, Brittany and Sara talk all things seasickness, weather, and rocky waters. From vomit buckets in the wings, to sneaking onto outer decks expecting a scene from “The Perfect Storm,” and ultimately just wanting to be rocked to sleep, Britt and Sara cover it all.
    37 min
  • Shore to Ship: Packing, Getting Onboard, and Opening Shows
    Finally… the last installment of the shore to ship saga. How do you pack for a 6 month contract? Join Sara and Brittany as they pack up their lives, travel to the ship, and begin the grueling process of opening all of the shows. Tears, excitement, stress, and laughter (of course) bring it all together as they recount the journey of seeing the ship for the first time, getting the shows onstage, and the first day onboard.
    44 min
  • Shore to Ship: Fighting Fires and Slaying Office Runs
    The saga of shore to ship continues with safety training and rehearsals. Did you know those singers and dancers in sparkly dresses know how to suit-up in firefighter gear in less than 60 seconds? Join Britt and Sara as they take you through the adventures of "Boating School" and the daunting process of learning all of their shows.
    33 min
  • Shore to Ship: "The List" and Serial Stalking
    Join Brittany and Sara as they detail the journey from dreaming of cruises to cruising their dreams! Auditions, the call, and of course, stalking all their future castmates. Getting from shore to ship is quite an adventure, and it’s only the beginning.
    27 min
  • Trailer: Totally Onboard
    COMING SOON...
    Join cruise ship performers Brittany and Sara, best friends and cast-mates, for an entertaining and honest tell-all of their naut-so-average lives.
    1 min

About Totally Onboard

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Just two gals chit-chattin’ about the glamour and reality of show biz on (and off) the high seas. Ever wonder what happens beyond those “Crew Only” doors? Romance, guest encounters, gossip, pirates, mermaids, the whole shebang.