Tournamental

Tournamental

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Tournamental episodes

  • Episode 108: “Off-Duty Judy and the Pancake Party”

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Herpules. Keith Urban or Whatever. Eva Green Lantern. Candy Bar Hulk Hogan. Jay with His Worst Haircut. TV Spokesman from a 1990's Furniture Ad. A Celiac Bear. Off-Season Santa. An Ornate Plate. A Saucy Budoir Photo of Steve Buscemi. Colin Firth Sipping a Scotch. Chopper the Dragon-Dog. A Baby Taxi Driver. Daniel Radcliffe with Eight Cats Taped to His Torso. Joel, the Guy Who Always Beats You at Ping Pong. Off-Duty Judy.





    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather have as your coworker in the following job?


    2. Who would you rather have at your Pancake Party?
    3. Who could fit more billiard balls in his/her mouth?
    4. Who would you rather have as the main character of your dreams?
    53 min
  • Episode 107: "Getting Sex Advice from a Drunk Bird and Lincoln's Top Hat"
    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Samuel L. Slaps-Sons. Tequila Mockingbird. Homer Pimps-Sons. Jimmy Talon. Dale Q. Squarnkles. Uncle Izzy. Sunny Bono. The Nash Village People.  The horny goat weed horn-kneed goat tweed man. 500 million fire ants combined to form a young Helen Mirren. Cam – a lot. Jay as a Corgi. Penguin-backed 100-foot Shakira. Reverse Lincoln. Gus Van Sant-a Clause. A Treatza Pizza.
    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather have replace the following item in your day-to-day life?
    2. Who seems better?
    3. Who should give your significant other sex/relationship advice?
    4. Who would you rather share the same pair of clothes with for the rest of your life?
    56 min
  • Episode 107: “Getting Sex Advice from a Drunk Bird and Lincoln’s Top Hat”

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Samuel L. Slaps-Sons. Tequila Mockingbird. Homer Pimps-Sons. Jimmy Talon. Dale Q. Squarnkles. Uncle Izzy. Sunny Bono. The Nash Village People.  The horny goat weed horn-kneed goat tweed man. 500 million fire ants combined to form a young Helen Mirren. Cam – a lot. Jay as a Corgi. Penguin-backed 100-foot Shakira. Reverse Lincoln. Gus Van Sant-a Clause. A Treatza Pizza.



    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather have replace the following item in your day-to-day life?
    2. Who seems better?
    3. Who should give your significant other sex/relationship advice?
    4. Who would you rather share the same pair of clothes with for the rest of your life?
    56 min
  • Episode 106: "President's Choice Batman"
    THIS
    EPISODE’S CHARACTERS
     A guy still cosplaying as Heath Ledger’s
    Joker. Christopher Corombus. Ray Romano doing standup in a blender. The Hammer
    Bros. Dr. Gonzo Gonzo. Jay Jameson with arcade machine claw hands. Sam I Am uel
    L. Jackson. Maverick and Goose.  Radical
    Slam. Stupid Dumb Idiot Dumb Baby. Rama. Presidents Choice Batman. Factory
    Specs. Rifle Tower. Dump soups.
     
    THIS
    EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1.
    Who would your rather run the following summer camp with?
    2.
    Who would you rather find in bed with your significant other?
    3.
    Who would climb farther up an endless mountain?
    4.
    Who would you rather be buried alive beside?
    52 min
  • Episode 106: “President’s Choice Batman”


















     




    THIS

    EPISODE’S CHARACTERS




     A guy still cosplaying as Heath Ledger’s

    Joker. Christopher Corombus. Ray Romano doing standup in a blender. The Hammer
    Bros. Dr. Gonzo Gonzo. Jay Jameson with arcade machine claw hands. Sam I Am uel
    L. Jackson. Maverick and Goose.  Radical
    Slam. Stupid Dumb Idiot Dumb Baby. Rama. Presidents Choice Batman. Factory
    Specs. Rifle Tower. Dump soups.




     




    THIS

    EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:




    1.

    Who would your rather run the following summer camp with?




    2.

    Who would you rather find in bed with your significant other?




    3.

    Who would climb farther up an endless mountain?




    4.

    Who would you rather be buried alive beside?



    52 min
  • Episode 105: "Alan the Helpful Ogre"
    THIS
    EPISODE’S CHARACTERS
    Mike
    Trout – Kodiak Bear. Sexy Big Bird. Kanye Hawking. Willy Scott. Centaur of
    Attention. Butter Toast. Alan the Helpful Ogre. Deaddrool. A soggy bowl of
    Vector.  Poorly drawn Tournamental fan art.
    Michel Scott Bot. D-Bag Grandpa. Captain Americrab. George Gloomy. Teeny Genie.
     
    THIS
    EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1.
    Who would you rather have as your doctor doing the following medical emergency?
    2.
    Who would you rather cosplay as for the rest of your life?
    3.
    Who would you rather be stuck on a Ferris wheel with for six hours?
    4.
    Whose dad would win in a fight?
    44 min
  • Episode 105: “Alan the Helpful Ogre”


















    THIS

    EPISODE’S CHARACTERS




    Mike

    Trout – Kodiak Bear. Sexy Big Bird. Kanye Hawking. Willy Scott. Centaur of
    Attention. Butter Toast. Alan the Helpful Ogre. Deaddrool. A soggy bowl of
    Vector.  Poorly drawn Tournamental fan art.
    Michel Scott Bot. D-Bag Grandpa. Captain Americrab. George Gloomy. Teeny Genie.




     




    THIS

    EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:




    1.

    Who would you rather have as your doctor doing the following medical emergency?




    2.

    Who would you rather cosplay as for the rest of your life?




    3.

    Who would you rather be stuck on a Ferris wheel with for six hours?




    4.

    Whose dad would win in a fight? 



    44 min
  • Episode 104: Apocalypse Edition! A Pack o' Lips in a Java-lanche and Other Unlikely Doomsday Scenarios"
    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Epoxy lips. A pack o' lips. Apoc-calypso band. Apocalypse Chow. Apocalypse Cow. The four headless horsemen of the apocalypse. The four men-horses of the apocalypse. The horse-Cam of the apocalypse. Tank Girl. A horde of zoombies. Hagnorak. All of the X-Men in a Jansport backpack. The number of the yeast. The Book of Morons. Kimmy Schmidt. Fred Amisegeddon.
    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    Who would you rather have help you out in the following doomsday scenario?Who would have more followers as a cult leader?Whose bunker would you rather see on an episode of TLC’s Doomsday Bunkers?Who would win the A-pog-alypse?
    51 min
  • Episode 104: Apocalypse Edition! A Pack o’ Lips in a Java-lanche and Other Unlikely Doomsday Scenarios”

    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Epoxy lips. A pack o' lips. Apoc-calypso band. Apocalypse Chow. Apocalypse Cow. The four headless horsemen of the apocalypse. The four men-horses of the apocalypse. The horse-Cam of the apocalypse. Tank Girl. A horde of zoombies. Hagnorak. All of the X-Men in a Jansport backpack. The number of the yeast. The Book of Morons. Kimmy Schmidt. Fred Amisegeddon.



    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    1. Who would you rather have help you out in the following doomsday scenario?
    2. Who would have more followers as a cult leader?
    3. Whose bunker would you rather see on an episode of TLC’s Doomsday Bunkers?
    4. Who would win the A-pog-alypse?
    51 min
  • Episode 103: "Mad Libs Edition! Smashing Words Together until Humor"
    THIS EPISODE’S CHARACTERS:
    Lubed-up merman. Slippery hamster. Gropey Miss Daisy. Gun-slingy pastry-mobile. Contagious Jesus Christ. Ravey Jeffrey Dahmer. Omniscient Russ. Robotic 10 billion ping pong balls. Menopausal lady. Russian Pope-mobile. Recently divorced classic erection. Jason Bourne-trained TSA cavity searcher. Boner-inducing RC drone. Chinese Lara Croft. Saucy cyborg. 
    THIS EPISODE’S BATTLE SCENARIOS:
    Who would last longer fighting an endless supply of Al Queda sleeper agents who are pooping?Who would better impersonate a space ship?Who would hornswoggle the other character’s five crackers?Who would be more successful at birthing a whale?
    52 min

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