Being healthy is important!  In this podcast we explore the intricacies of health, camels, and a new beverage called Tequila Cheese.  We're back to regular shows! Well..."regular".

Frank and |Bill need help to save the podcast and their dwindling friendship.  They bring on a therapist to help them deal with ABBA music, feeding on raw flesh and Mommy Issues.  This is a safe place!

Frank and Bill are back in the studio and the air is thick with resentment!  Listen to the this episode where you will experience violence, swearing, heartbreak, cops and terrorism!

Bill is a traitor so Frank invites his upstairs neighbor Stan the Neighbor to join him as his new full time co-host.  Stan is a musician, you may know him from his hit song "Wandering Stan".  He is also the director of the musical experimental art theater piece known as "Jesus Christ On Ice", and the founder of a Clogs company.  Also we world premiere his 46'th studio album!  Booo ya Toylanders!

It's hard when your best friend gets a girlfriend.  I mean...what's a homeboy to do?  Is Bill a traitor or is Frank a possesive piece of crap?  You be the judge Toylanders.

Bill has had a lot of time on his hands.  Frank used his large inheritance to persuade Bill to quit his job at the paper merchants and work for him full time essentially becoming his slave.  But Bill is using it to do some good in his life.  He's taking care of his dying grandmother and he's dating a sexy nurse called Lucy.  We are so happy for Bill!  Go Bill!

It's official, Frank the Cow took Bill to court saying that he legally owns his face. He also acted as his own lawyer. Bill is not happy. It's the last update ever, thank god in heaven for that. Frank knows Bill is mad, so he has prepared a special gift. This show is all about friendship you filthy animals!

There's some drama on the scene today. Frank says he owns Bill's face legally and he might take it into the courtroom. Also, we can't stop updating! Somebody call for help.

We have to keep updating! Not because we want to anymore. It's just happening. We can't stop ourselves. We have 1 youtube comment. There's nothing going on. But we still can't stop updating. Will we ever get back to just regular content? Please god. Make it stop.