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Frank and Bill went into a professional recording studio and recorded you a song! They care about Christmas. And views, and hits, and listens. But mostly Christmas. Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

You never need to go and watch the news ever again! Frank the Cow and Bill the Fish have you covered, bringing you FAKE NEWS and real news all the time never ending. Do you want this? Are you sure?Because I'm not sure.

Conan O'Brien is dead! It's a massive loss to the world! How do we deal with this? What do we do? Or is Frank just being a butthole? Find out!

Why the hell is there so much music in the world?! Frank and Bill get deeeeep man! They talk about culture. Why? Because that's what podcasts eventually do. And now we're doing it. Also, we don't know much about anything else. Did you know Frank can sing? Pretty good for a cow don't you think?

OMG!!! This show is actually getting good. Bill brings some random fun facts for Frank and the results are hilarious...as usual? We will let you be the judge of that.

Bill is now full time and he came to the show with some prepared content. But Frank is not happy about it. Today we talk about global warming....very briefly.

Today Frank basically blackmails Bill by using his large inheritance to employ him full time! This means that Bill is no longer just showing up, he's being payed! And he has no escape from the idiocy. Welcome to what seems is going to be the lineup for Toyland for the rest of eternity Biatches!!!!!.....calm down.

In today's episode frank is desperate to get hits and be famous. He name drops Donald Trump via a ridiculous game as well as talking about Frank and Bill's transgender fantasies. Why? I'm not sure Frank knows and I don't think Bill is interested. It's just a show people lay off the hard criticism.

Frank the Cow and Bill the Fish are back! Frank is growing ever more desperate for content. He asks Bill to tell in detail, his boring soup recipe! How exciting! We hope you enjoy this episode.