The prospect of joining a slow-pitch softball league is entertained, followed by 90s drug PSA talk and Christian pizza restaurant awkwardness. Then: harrowing go-kart rescues and fireworks semantics. The ups and downs of Adam Sandler’s career are showcased. Also: non-Happy Meal toys and the struggles of bunkbed life.

Justin remembers a weird library memory from elementary school; Chris volleys back with one of his own. Also: the Men In Black dance, Snood, and bizarre custodial friendships. Then: we open up Justin’s journal again for another lackluster reading, followed swiftly by a cringeworthy would-you-rather. Oof.

Justin calls a far-off McDonald’s and makes a unique request. More 90s movie talk. The likelihood of the plot to Blank Check is questioned. Then: Tootsie Pop urban legends and ghostly fight or flight instincts. Also: the most bizarre account involving roadkill ever told.

A dear friend clashes with Dracula in a bout of immortal combat. Justin showcases his desire for a particularly gut-busting dish. Also: Chris weighs the loss of a digit while revealing his fear of undercooked beef. Then: a hero rises from the ashes to face a dive-bombing cast of conspiring raptors.

The boys enjoy a Saturday night at home like spinsters, eating candy and going on about badass hats. Also: 90s kids sports movies and the McDonald's kiosk “secret” menu. Then: Chris weighs the pros and cons of Volkswagen hypotheticals amidst dusty, Christian music festival reflections.

In this frenzied gambit of bucket pull action: the origin of the TPA logo picture, Justin’s childhood hiking failure, and sleeping bag embarrassments. Also: top-shelf Ghostbusters toys and grueling Disney deathmatches. Then: Chris delivers a gut-punching, killer answer to a nightmarish hypothetical question.

In this frenzied gambit of bucket pull action: the origin of the TPA logo picture, Justin’s childhood hiking failure, and sleeping bag embarrassments. Also: top-shelf Ghostbusters toys and grueling Disney deathmatches. Then: Chris delivers a gut-punching, killer answer to a nightmarish hypothetical question.

Clown fear and clown-esque pop culture gets mixed with a weird birthday party memory. Also: recurring ghost trains and monster hunts. Then: Justin’s favorite cemetery story finally gets told.

Clown fear and pop culture is discussed mixed with a weird birthday party memory. Also: recurring ghost trains and monster hunts. Then: Justin’s favorite cemetery story finally gets told.

This week you get to hear hazy tales from a dead mall, pizzeria game room joy, and train-themed sandwich shop nostalgia. Also: mechanical penny horses, our first CDs, and the likelihood of talking sheep. Then: downhill scooter antics and adult autumn missteps into poison ivy.