Chris details his weapon for the wasteland. 1990s key parties. Justin declares his love for The Road Warrior. Then: the boys weigh the consequences of The Purge and point out its problems. This week’s foray into Justin’s Journals sees the return of a vintage TPA legend and the boys learn that their memories are, indeed, utter garbage.

Chris details his weapon for the wasteland. 1990s key parties. Justin declares his love for The Road Warrior. Then: the boys weigh the consequences of The Purge and point out its problems. This week’s foray into Justin’s Journals sees the return of a vintage TPA legend and the boys learn that their memories are, indeed, utter garbage.

Justin tries to humanize God-like old people. Basement bar aesthetics. Playing cards vs. iPhones. Justin concludes that they are children and the adult experience is relative. Then: a potential ass-kicking at the hands of a karate kid. Also: a dad joke, drunk grandpas, and Chris’ first move in a fight.

Justin tries to humanize God-like old people. Basement bar aesthetics. Playing cards vs. iPhones. Justin concludes that they are children and the adult experience is relative. Then: a potential ass-kicking at the hands of a karate kid. Also: a dad joke, drunk grandpas, and Chris’ first move in a fight.

Justin gives a Wizard World recap: Boy Meets World, elevator encounters, and the celebrity he almost got into a fight with. Yeesh. Then we dive deep into another frightening territory: Justin’s Journals. Chris provides a thought-provoking scenario involving armed primates. Then: indestructible flies vs. untied shoes.

Justin gives a Wizard World recap: Boy Meets World, elevator encounters, and the celebrity he almost got into a fight with. Yeesh. Then we dive deep into another frightening territory: Justin’s Journals. Chris provides a thought-provoking scenario involving armed primates. Then: indestructible flies vs. untied shoes.

Chris gives a rundown on the haunted Peoria State Hospital. Justin challenges some ghosts. Alternate realities in fictional universes are explored. Joe Chill vs. Aqualad. Chris is confident in his obstacle course abilities. Logrolling!

Chris gives a rundown on the haunted Peoria State Hospital. Justin challenges some ghosts. Alternate realities in fictional universes are explored. Joe Chill vs. Aqualad. Chris is confident in his obstacle course abilities. Logrolling!

The "Halloween" franchise is discussed at length. The boys talk about weird stuff they saw in a cemetery recently. We learn that Justin is afraid of both the dark and getting murdered in his sleep. Completely legit fears.

Justin recalls the 48-hour stretch when he believed in ghosts. Chris and Justin discuss the horrors of Thomas the Tank Engine. The single most unsettling story from their hometown is told, then some more messed up cartoon stuff: Ren and Stimpy, Rocko’s Modern Life, etc. Chris tries to talk Justin into matching “Shining Time Station” tattoos again.