Chris and Justin reminisce about the good ol’ days of Pokémon. Justin prefers to take his video games alone in a cold, dark room. Also: Nickelodeon and after school TV. Mysterious meetings in East New Jersey. Then Justin concludes that his grade school bully truly went next level.

Justin tries to convince Chris that his weird teenage adventures involving duct-tape thongs and storm-drain hideaway porn were super normal. Summertime antics, adolescence, and giant sewer pipes are celebrated. We were like The Goonies.. only grosser. Justin explores a dark childhood memory. Also: show and tell.

Justin tries to convince Chris that his weird teenage adventures involving duct-tape thongs and storm-drain hideaway porn were super normal. Summertime antics, adolescence, and giant sewer pipes are celebrated. We were like The Goonies.. only grosser. Justin explores a dark childhood memory. Also: show and tell.

On a comic run, we discuss Chris’ impressive high school rage and the merits of Windows 95 computing. Fitness planning, fast food chit-chatting, and air conditioner installation happen. We go on a hunt for the correct size of screw in Chris’ garage. We’re in a car!

On a comic run, we discuss Chris’ impressive high school rage and the merits of Windows 95 computing. Fitness planning, fast food chit-chatting, and air conditioner installation happen. We go on a hunt for the correct size of screw in Chris’ garage. We’re in a car!

Justin’s adolescent Chicago misadventures are questioned. A mysterious local grave & Unsolved Mysteries are introduced to Chris. Also: local wrestling, Kevin Smith, and bucket lists.

Chris & Justin explore the legacies of tent-dwellers, secret menus, and the illusive “special” shower. The fate of their favorite local business is lamented. Pie is served. Enjoy!

Chris & Justin explore the legacies of tent-dwellers, secret menus, and the illusive “special” shower. The fate of their favorite local business is lamented. Pie is served. Enjoy!

Chris & Justin explore the legacies of tent-dwellers, secret menus, and the illusive “special” shower. The fate of their favorite local business is lamented. Pie is served. Enjoy!